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Warm heart small routine dialogue

1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?

I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.

It is not difficult to make another name, because the input method knows you.

The earth is still turning and the world is changing. I love you forever.

For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

6. Damn it, I don't remember where you are.

7. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !

8. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.

9. Connect my wifi, and you are my family.

10. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

1 1. Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! W: What's the matter? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much!

12. Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days.

13. You are an unopened gift that I have been waiting for half my life.

14. Why are you so short? Because I have always been a mini!

15. If someone asks you if I can chase you, then ask me if I can run.

16. I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.

17. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

18. I want to eat, but I can't eat without you.

19. I can't tell you what your strengths are. Anyway, you are the reason why I don't love others.

20. I have something to talk to you about. About what? Fall in love.

2 1. I've gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

22. Do you like candy? -I don't like this. -Then why are you so cute?

23. Do you like candy? -Yes. -No wonder you are so cute.

24. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your heart.

25. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.

26. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.

Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think it over. I was thinking about you.

28. Do you want a dog? What dog? The single kind.

29. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.

30. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.

3 1. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity

32. Do you know what fruit I like best? You pistachio.

33. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes

Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.

There is only one thing I want from my boyfriend, and that must be you.

I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.

37. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!

39. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

40. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.

4 1. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

42. I missed a necessity. What is missing? you

43. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

A provocative routine conversation

1. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

2. On this spring morning, when I woke up, how relaxed and happy were people all over the world?

For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

I'll tell you a long story, so to make a long story short, I miss you.

After eating the whole family bucket with me, we will be a family.

I hope I can meet you.

7. It is raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

8. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

It's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

10. Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution.

1 1. The tiger doesn't show the mountain dew, so be my girlfriend.

12. It's a long night, and I have no mood to sleep. Let's talk.

13. What's the name of the door made of wood? Wooden doors are made of iron.

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

15. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

16. Can you tell me what time it is? 12 is wrong. You should love me more.

17. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

18. What do you belong to? you belong to me

19. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

20. You are so cute that I won't return the wind to my arms.

2 1. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

22. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

23. Do you know what my weakness is?

24. The youth I walked with you is once in my life.

25. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend both fall into the water, can I be your girlfriend?

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

27. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

28. There are 100 sweet ways. I eat sugar and cake and miss you 98 times! !

29. I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

30. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

3 1. I cut my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.

I find that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

33. I put up with you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

I don't like you very much.

35. I hope you are a girl, always loving spring, with poetry in your heart and frost on your face.

36. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

37. Why don't you sleep? I miss you, I can't sleep.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

Confession routine dialogue

1. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

I can't get through security every time. They say I have a you in my heart.

Do you like cats or dogs?

4. Do you want to have a dog? What dog? The single kind.

Do you smell something? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

You look like one of my relatives. Who does he look like? My mother's son-in-law

7. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

8. Do you know how to eat this dish best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.

9. Do you know what yesterday was? What day? It is the day when I love you.

10. I only want one thing from my boyfriend. It must be you.

1 1. I missed a necessity. What is missing? you

12. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

13. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

14. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

15. Can you help me wash my things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me.

16. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

17. Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! W: What's the matter? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much!

18. Man: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number?

19. Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days.

20. Man: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes. Man: I have fifty cents too. Let's work together.

2 1. M: Let's talk about the barmaid: What? M: In love.

22. Your lips are beautiful, suitable for saying you love me and more suitable for kissing me.

23. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

24. You are good at holding dolls. Not so good. Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

25. Just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

26. When are you free to marry me when you are busy?

27. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

28. You are too heavy, but I can't take it away from my heart.

29. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now.

30. Do you know what sugar is sweetest? What kind of sugar do we like best?

3 1. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

Our friendship has come to an end because I want to fall in love with you.

33. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

I want to eat, but I can't eat without you.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving heart

36. I'm a little afraid of you because I'm afraid of my wife.

37. I have something to talk to you about. About what? Fall in love.

38. Do you like candy? -I don't like this. -Then why are you so cute?

39. Do you like candy? -Yes. -No wonder you are so cute.

40. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.

4 1. Do you know why I am a vegetarian recently? Why? Because you are my type.

A routine confessional conversation

1. Write the pinyin immediately, that's what I want to say to you.

Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?

3. Guess where my heart is? It must be on the left. Wrong, on your side.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

Spring water is born, spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.

6. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

7. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

8. I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry, probably because I am delicious.

9. Brother, did you drop this brick?

10. Let me tell you a story. It's a long story. I'll make it short. I miss you.

1 1. Give you a life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.

12. Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution.

13. The tiger doesn't show the mountain dew, so be my girlfriend.

14. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream.

15. Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

16. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.

17. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

18. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me.

19. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

20. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

2 1. What are you? You belong to me.

22. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

23. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?

24. why are you so short Because I have always been a mini!

25. You are so cute that I won't return the wind to my arms.

26. That's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.

27. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever.

28. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.

29. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.

30. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

3 1. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.

32. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

33. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? Your phone number is not in it.

34. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

35. I am actually a very dutiful bad person. For example, about loving you, I have only calculated you in my life.

36. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

I always do things for three minutes, but I love you for a long time.

39. I didn't think life was short and sweet until I met you.

When I met you, God only said four words in my ear.

4 1. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

42. This is your palm, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.

43. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.

44. This is a dumbbell, this is a barbell, and you are an elf who fell to the earth.

45. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.