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Pistachio composition
Pistachio composition 1 20xx 1 1.3 I have a lovely sister. Grandma's family has had a lot of fun since she was a pistachio!
My sister's name is Yan Jialu, and she is a very energetic little fellow. She is one year old, with a round face and lovely watery eyes. She especially likes eating fingers and touching my head. When she saw me eating, her mouth moved, and then it began to rain. Seeing her funny appearance, she is so cute!
Yesterday, when I went to my grandmother's house, Lulu was sleeping. I walked gently to the cradle and looked at Lulu who was sleeping. I gently stroked her smooth face with my hand, and her hand moved. I thought to myself: children are so vigilant. I watched Lulu play computer next to her ... After a while, I heard some voices. When I saw it, it turned out to be Lulu in the cradle: her eyes were wide open, her little hands were gesticulating in the air, and her mouth was mumbling her own "one country" language. I walked up to him and shouted, Lulu! Hearing me, Lulu turned to me and smiled at me. She smiled, showing a few small teeth in her curved mouth, like a rabbit. Then I raised my little hand and patted it as if to welcome me. When eating, Lulu sat next to me and watched the whole family eat with relish, but she didn't eat alone, shouting and screaming. Tired drooling, big eyes looking at the food on the table. Finally, people had no choice but to give her a meal first!
This is my sister-Yan Jialu, a lovely and drooling guy.
Pistachio composition 2 My favorite person is my sister. Because she is my family's pistachio. My sister is four years old this year. Her round face is inlaid with bright eyes, and a small mouth under her small nose often makes the whole family laugh. So the name "pistachio" came from this.
Although she is young, what she says always makes people laugh. I remember once, my cousin came to my house for her birthday. When she was eating cakes, she suddenly said, "There are unexpected events in the sky, and I have good luck to eat cakes." As soon as my sister said this, the whole family froze and then burst into laughter. Cousin laughed out of breath, squatted on the table and cried, pulling her aunt to rub her stomach; I rolled into grandma's arms early, and grandma smiled and hugged me and called me "sweetheart"; Mom's rice bowl is on dad; Even my cat didn't sleep, jumped down from the sofa with a bang and stumbled towards us, meowing while running, as if amused by my sister's humorous language.
Young girls with backpacks are swinging around the bar.
When we laughed enough, I asked my sister, "Who told you that?" My sister made a face and replied naughtily, "Grandpa asked me to say this to make my brother happy." Our eyes were all on grandpa, only to see him smile and say, "Is it fun?" Pistachio nuts actually sold the old man. "The laughter we just stopped echoed in the hut.
How time flies! My sister has grown up in a blink of an eye, but she still makes us happy as always. When our little "pistachio" brings me so much happiness.
Pistachio composition 3 Sister is a pistachio in our family. No matter where she appears, it is an ocean of laughter.
She is four years old. Little black eyes kept turning, as if he had come up with something new; The rosy cherry mouth always talks and sings tirelessly; She still has the hairstyle of cherry maruko, which makes her look more naughty and lovely.
Her first characteristic is cleverness and loveliness. Once, my uncle and aunt were on a business trip, and she kept pestering my mother to sleep at my house. My mother teased her jokingly: "My girl can sleep with me. Would you like to be my girl? " "Be your girl!" Sister said loudly. "Then call her mother." I thought it would be hard for her, but she really shouted "Mom". Guess what she said later? "Will you give me back to my mother when she comes back from a business trip?" Look at her serious appearance, which made us laugh. Although I knew I would cry in the middle of the night, my mother couldn't refuse my lovely sister's naive request.
Her second characteristic is that she likes to brag. Wear clothes with matching, especially like to wear shiny eye shadow. One day this winter vacation, it was snowing outside, and she actually put a summer veil over her sweater. As soon as I entered the door, she shouted, "Sister, do you think I am beautiful?" I smiled and said, "Beautiful! Just can't just talk about manners and not temperature! " Just finished, I saw my mother-in-law following me with a coat. "My little ancestor, are you cold?" "It's not cold," my sister said as she ran. I caught up with her and touched her hand. It's very cold. Under the repeated coaxing of everyone, my sister put on her coat and often reminded us: "I am wearing a gauze skirt inside, so beautiful!" "
This is my sister. She often brings laughter to our family!
Renmin Road Primary School Grade 4: Jamaican Coffee
Pistachio composition 4 There is such a person beside me. She is my "pistachio", but not my usual fruit. She is a girl who brings me happiness, smile and happiness every day. That man is Chen Chenxi.
She brought me a lot of laughter, the most unforgettable of which was that time: one day, after we finished the exam, her score surprised me, 87 points! It's incredible! She usually gets good grades, the teacher likes her very much, and her grades have always been good, but she was admitted this time! Plus her parents are very strict, so ... after class, I went straight to her. At this moment, she was staring at a mosquito outside the window. I sat down and said to her, "Chen, are you all right?" Actually, it's nothing. Everyone can see your usual performance. It's really nothing this time. Next time, you ... ""Zhao, can this mosquito fly? " She interrupted me and asked me. I stared blankly for a moment, looked at the mosquito and said, "well, I think I can fly." If you work harder, you should be able to fly. " Hearing this, she stood up and said to me, "yes, I can fly if I work harder." Actually, I don't think I did badly in this exam. I didn't know my shortcomings until I failed the exam. I can continue to work hard in this regard. Instead of arguing here about why I did so badly in the exam, I would rather sit down and reflect on my mistakes and let myself put on wings and fly high! " I nodded approvingly, but at this moment, this guy actually showed a smirk and said, "At that time, I can stand in the sky and ignore you, hahahaha!" "I said angrily," just you? You'd better not fall, so I won't catch you! "She suddenly entangled me and said," Did you scold me? You bad guy! Don't curse me! Bad guy! " I broke free from her clutches and turned to laugh.
This is my "pistachio". I hope her smile can accompany me to my old age, but I really hope that this smile can always appear on her face!
Pistachio composition 5 This man has a huge head and bright eyes. When he smiles, he will reveal two dimples. He is also one of the best fat people in our class. This person is the "pistachio" of our class-Fang Yujie.
This is a Chinese class. Teacher Yang is dictating to us. Everyone frowned and thought hard. However, Pistachio opened his eyes wide and answered the questions in the dictation book. But he is also the teacher's eyes. Whenever we hand in the dictation book, he is not so gentle. He will take other people's dictation books away and hide them in his schoolbag so that others can't find their own books. However, "Pistachio" laughed internally, and then "Pistachio" would come forward to help others find books.
Also, when he was told to stand up and answer questions, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared and he ran away without a trace. The teacher said, "Look at your carefree appearance, you must have a plan!" " "But after the ink for a long time, he still didn't speak. Teacher Yang encouraged him to say, "Don't be afraid, just say what you think! "
"I ... I ...", finally, a word was squeezed out of the mouth of "pistachio", and the students immediately put away their smiles and listened. "I ..." He sniffed, and the two dragons in his nostrils suddenly retracted. "Teacher, I ... I ... I have a plan, but ... I'm not feeling well today."
"Ha ha ha ..." This statement shocked the whole class, and the teacher couldn't help laughing and saying, "Aren't you full of energy when class is over?"
This is the "pistachio" of our class.
Pistachio composition 6 "Meow meow ..." I saw my mother come home with a lovely kitten in her arms. The lovely kitten jumped at me as soon as she saw me. It's a pistachio in my family.
Its body is chubby and very cute, like a little hairball. There is a black and white hair, which is very cute. Two small round eyes, like two beautiful black gems, glow when you look at things at night, and a pair of cute and beautiful small ears.
It has a skill, that is, catching mice. Once, my mother and I saw it running around. I wonder what it is doing. Later, when I saw a mouse, my mother and I realized that it was a kitten catching the mouse! After a while, the hateful mouse was caught. We thought we would eat it directly, but the kitten played the mouse half to death and let it go, then caught it to play, let it go, and then caught it to eat the mouse.
My kitten is like a human. Last time, because I made a mistake, my mother hit me and I cried. Suddenly, my pet kitten jumped on my shoulder with a box of paper towels in her mouth, and her right hand gently stroked my back, as if to say, "Master, stop crying and wipe your tears with paper towels." After a while, I played with the kitten.
I like that cute kitten. It will play with me and sleep with me. I love you! Lovely kitten.
Pistachio composition 7 My favorite animal is rabbit, because rabbit is the most docile race since ancient times. My family also keeps rabbits, one male and one female, which are very cute. Male rabbits have beautiful eyes, so they are named "eyebrow eyes". The mother rabbit's mouth is black, like a black bow, so it is named "black bow".
After the names are introduced, I will introduce their habits. They have different habits. The little black bow eats quickly and is not picky about food. Every time I give a leaf to my eyebrows, she grabs it. How fun it is! Let's talk about eyebrows again. He eats vegetables and leaves slowly, and it takes several minutes to finish them. He is also very picky. He doesn't eat any dirty vegetables and leaves. Of course, he only eats fast when he is hungry.
Once, I took them out to play. At that time, an uncle was flying a kite As soon as I released them, they were scared home by the eagle kite. Ha ha! How interesting! ! It turns out that rabbits also know that eagles are their natural enemies! Very clever!
In fact, they are sometimes lazy, just like other rabbits. I don't like this very much. I usually call them: get up! Lazy egg! ! However, they also enjoy it!
Now, my rabbits have grown up, and we can know from their poop that they have too much urine, but I am so happy that they will get married and have children when they grow up! Oh! I love my rabbit!
Pistachio composition 8 She is of medium height, with sparse hair, but dark skin, with a pair of arch eyebrows, two eyes like grapes under the eyebrows and a small cherry mouth under the aquiline nose. This is the pistachio of our class.
Every day after class, it is difficult for students to run around and do homework in class. I am very angry. But no matter how much homework she has, she always thinks of something interesting to amuse me, so this pistachio is not called for nothing.
On that day, the sky was gloomy, which made me feel gloomy. Everyone wants to scold when they see it, but when the pistachio comes, she wants to. Suddenly, she smiled and asked me: When were you born? I casually mentioned that she was born in July, and it felt like she had taken psychotropic drugs. She laughed and said loudly, weren't you born to your mother? People around you also laughed. I gave her a dirty look directly, and she was no exception. She gave me a grimace and proudly returned to her throne.
In fact, pistachios can not only make me happy, but also comfort me from sadness to happiness.
Once, I was cleaning the windows outside during the class cleaning, but I don't know who hit my chair and fell down, and my hands and feet were black and blue. I didn't cry because of the pain, but pistachio saw it. She came to comfort me and took me to the infirmary. When I sprayed alcohol for disinfection, it was really uncomfortable. I cried, but she told me that the pain was nothing. I ... she made me from weak to strong, and I was no longer afraid of difficulties.
She is also my good friend. When I'm angry, I think of 10 thousand interesting women. When I am sad, I will think of her who comforted me. When I am proud, I will think of her who reminded me.
Friends are worth cherishing. Don't be a really good friend to you.
Pistachio composition 9, so boring. Do you have a book?
I don't know. Do you have any blank paper?
Me neither! Whoo-hoo.
Windows are as lifeless as classrooms: the grass turns brown and the flowers hang their heads.
Stop, both Lu Xiaohan and Guo Juanjia got a fright. The two students asked in unison: Who are you? I'm Lao Sun, don't you know me? I didn't know it was Wang Zihao, the funny king of our class until I heard the voice. I saw him put two pieces of paper painted with black pigment on his eyebrows, and put a few hairs on the plush monkey on his face, dressed as the Monkey King. The students looked up at him, and he stood there motionless.
The students laughed internally: What's wrong with this? Wang Zihao saw it, poked around and asked, I clearly saw the monster just now. Where is it hidden? The student winked and said, no, we didn't see any monsters! Wang Zihao shouted: Really not? With that, he put his right hand on his forehead and his left hand behind his back, making a gesture of alienation. The students laughed their heads off. He is still not satisfied. He ran to the podium, picked up the teacher's pointer, shook it twice in his hand, then hit Ma Jinhao and shouted, Where are you going, monster? The students couldn't help it any longer and laughed one by one. Liu Xiaohan smiled and cried, and shed a few tears.
hahaha. The students' laughter echoed in every corner of the classroom. Wang Zihao nodded. Today, my old grandson will be kind and let you go! I saw him running out of the classroom quickly. After a while, he came in with a full stomach and shouted, big brother, I'll help you catch the monster! It turned out that he stuffed his coat into a T-shirt again, and put a small note from Zhang Yuanyuan on his nose, with two big nostrils painted on it. This time, he dressed up as Pig Bajie. Wang Zihao swaggered along with a pointer on his shoulder and learned to bark twice. The laughter of the students suddenly made the classroom boil, and even the calm monitor laughed while covering his mouth.
Ding's classmates reluctantly returned to their seats to prepare for class. Recalling the scene just performed, they couldn't help laughing.
Pistachio composition 10 Anhui Shark Wang Name: Li Yuhang Age: 8 Features: small papaya face, button-like nose, messy hair and smelly head. I must have not washed my hair for a month.
I don't know.
Happy event 1: "Li Yuhang, how old are you this year?" Li Yuhang was invited to the podium by the teacher. "I ... I don't know, my mother said I was a sheep." "Ha ha ..." We burst out laughing, laughing so hard that we almost tore off the roof. "How old is the sheep?" The teacher was obviously teasing him. "You can ask Zhang Ke that he and I are both sheep." Zhang Ke stood up and said, "I will be 13 years old in the next year of the sheep." Li Yuhang said: "I am 13 years old this year!" "Ha ha ha ....." There was another burst of laughter, this time to make a big hole in the sky.
Happy event 2: The teacher called Li Yuhang to the office and asked, "Why is your handwriting getting worse?" He scratched his scalp and said, "I want to write well, but I don't want to write well." The teacher asked him to bring the pen and said, "pen, pen, what are we born for?" Isn't it just writing words for others? All the other pens work well. Why are you different? Let me see your name. Oh, the hero card, no hero, no bear. "The teacher looked at Li Yuhang while criticizing the pen. But Li Yuhang seems satisfied with his upturned papaya face.
Pistachio composition 1 1 Lala Lala ... There was a burst of laughter on the street. With all kinds of baskets, we flew to the sacred Zishan Pavilion to pick fruit.
Finally arrived at the destination! Rows of neat yews came into view, inlaid with small red fruits. We can't help it any longer. Before the teacher shouted "dismissed", we rushed to the place where there were many small fruits. The Huang family! Needless to say, it was Cherie Sun's lovely cry. Coming! I answered her and found that she was crying and came to her side. Start picking! All right! Cherie Sun stood on tiptoe and carefully picked a small and exquisite fruit. I looked at it and immediately dialed a small fruit next to it. Look, it has a small light green head on its head, all red and shiny.
I can't help crying softly, holding this little cute fondly. Well, maybe I can take the laundry list home! Cherie Sun said eagerly. As soon as I heard this, I was full of energy. I began to pick up small fruits happily and looked at them affectionately from time to time. Cherie Sun also showed no weakness, scrambling to pick fruit. But in a short time, many small fruits piled up in our basket, just like rainbow candy.
While we were concentrating on picking fruits, Guo Ziyi screamed and joined our camp. When there is no fruit on one tree, we run to another tree to pick it; When I really couldn't reach the branches covered with red beans above my head, Cherie Sun and Guo Ziyi stepped forward to help me solve the problem. Ten minutes passed, and we all picked countless fruits. Seeing that it was almost time, the teacher organized us to go back to the classroom together. We talked and laughed all the way and didn't feel tired at all.
We came back to the classroom with a lot of fruit and were in a good mood. These fruits seem to have magic power, which deeply touches a happy place in our hearts, making us laugh and forget our troubles. We had a good time together and had an unforgettable afternoon!
Pistachio composition 12 A pair of sparkling big eyes, round face, innocent smile, crisp and sweet children's voice ... This is my naughty and lovely little brother-Martin.
Speaking of Martin, he is a "cutie", "troublemaker" and "pistachio" in our family. He is four years old this year, and the children's talk always surprises and makes people laugh.
I remember once playing the game of "hiding things", and he hid his grandmother's dentures unnoticed. When eating at night, grandma couldn't find her false teeth, and she was as anxious as ants on hot bricks. Grandma asked Martin. He rested his hands on her hips and pursed his lips. He said confidently, "Grandma, I hid your false teeth in a safe place so that thieves can't find them!" " We laughed from ear to ear. Martin looked at us with a hint of doubt in his eyes. Ren still said firmly: "I did a good thing, otherwise, maybe grandma's dentures were stolen by thieves!" " Then there was a burst of laughter, and people burst into laughter. ...
Martin is still a little obsessive-compulsive. "Soymilk and fried dough sticks are a perfect match", and he is convinced of this. Once he had soybean milk fritters for breakfast, he wanted to play. Everyone thought that he would not eat as usual, so he finished the soybean milk. After the game, Martin came to the table in high spirits, glanced at the breakfast on the table happily and asked doubtfully, "Why are there only fried dough sticks and no soybean milk?" "I'm finished." I replied casually. "it's over!" Martin looked at me incredulously, his eyes wide open and his face flushed. Then, a heart-rending cry came into my ears, and my bean-sized eyes fell down. Just as we were wondering, he sobbed with tears: "What about fried dough sticks without soy milk?" In an instant, the comfort of adults, Martin's crying and our laughter filled the whole room.
Although Martin is a veritable troublemaker, he often brings unexpected surprises and joy to people. It's really a "pistachio" in our family!
Pistachio composition 13 A round face is embedded with a pair of bright watery eyes, under which is a high nose bridge. Pink lips look like lipstick, but she doesn't wear lipstick!
From the outside, she is a lovely and smart girl, hehe! She is a humorous and naive child.
"Ha ha ..." The whole family was made to laugh. This must be my niece joking again! "Guess what joke I'm going to tell next!" The niece said with a smile. I don't know! We answered with one voice. I don't know! I want to say: one day, a blind man met a lame man. The blind man said, "I will carry you, I will be your leg, and you will be my eyes." The lame man agreed, and the blind man carried the lame man on his back. The lame man was very happy and kept singing: "Go, go, go!" " "Go to the intersection, there is a sewer in front. The lame man said nervously, "ditch, ditch, ditch!" " 。" The blind man thought that the lame man told him to go straight ahead and "plop" they fell into the sewer together. "Ha ha," my niece is very humorous. My niece's jokes are very distinctive. She speaks beautifully and sometimes stares at the audience, making them laugh their heads off, but she is serious as if nothing had happened.
Do you know who this pistachio is? That's right, Li Tianyu.
Do you like this humorous and lovely little girl?
Pistachio composition 14 Legend has it that there is a magical nut, which is "pistachio". In the Bo Shi War in the 5th century BC, the Persians relied on him to make the army full of vitality and win the battle. Today it is commonly called "pistachio".
Pistachio nuts are unique in shape and look like shells. It wears pale yellow armor, firmly protecting the brown and purple fruits inside. It may be because the fruit grows bigger and bigger, and it opens two tightly closed shells. The crack it opens looks like a big mouth of a face, so it looks very happy. Maybe that's why it got its name.
When you peel off the shell, you will feel a faint sweet, salty and sour fragrance, which makes people feel refreshed for a while. Huh? Are pistachios also afraid of cold? Look at its tightly wrapped "big clothes", brown, purple and yellow, how fashionable. Take off the "clothes" and you will see the green and tender flesh inside, which is gently contained in your mouth, and the fragrance is slightly bitter and salty, which will be unforgettable for a long time. It's too hard to chew with your teeth. After a while, I heard a bang and it cracked. The original bitterness is gone, and what comes to the nose is a touch of salty sweetness. The silky taste permeates all parts of the body along the mouth, making people feel very comfortable and full of vitality. -that refreshing smell lingers on my nose, making people have a long aftertaste. Although all the flesh was eaten, a lingering fragrance lingered in my mouth for three days, and I spent a long time with it. ...
Pistachio nuts are not only delicious, but also nutritious. Its nuts contain about 20% protein and 0/5 ~18% sugar. It contains vitamin E, which can resist aging and enhance physical fitness. Because pistachios are rich in oil, they have the function of relaxing bowels and helping to expel toxins from the body. ...
How can such delicious and nutritious nuts not be loved?
Pistachio composition 15 in the six years of primary school life, there are also more than a dozen students at my deskmate. My former deskmates were all good at singing and dancing, talented and mischievous, but now my deskmate Zhu, as everyone knows, is too enthusiastic. She is a passionate woman.
Zhu, that's a famous daredevil. With a bang, I looked back curiously. Unfortunately, Liang Yan's poor glass was knocked over by her. Zhu! Liang Yan shouted angrily, "How many times have you touched my cup?" Can you be a lady? Why do you always give me trouble? However, Zhu didn't mean to apologize at all. Instead, she kept laughing like an innocent person, and her meniscus eyes narrowed into a crack. Laughing enough, she became a repairman again, fixing the water cup three times, five times and twice. Look, this is not good. Why make a fuss and scold me for nothing? Say that finish also shrugged and made a very grievance expression.
Although Zhu is a little bold, her personality is very cheerful, as if she had always been happy. I remember one recess, when we were doing our homework in the classroom, I suddenly heard songs from my hometown, which lives in that village. Sister, will you stop singing these old songs? Sing some nice songs, you are completely disturbing the people! I sing mine, you write yours, my music is my master, so capricious! Look, how reasonable! I really admire my cheerful and willful deskmate.
After listening to my above description, you must think she is a so-so girl, right Then you are wrong. In her studies, she is very serious. Every subject is ahead of her, and her beautiful writing, beautiful composition and passionate reading are amazing.
This is my pistachio deskmate Zhu. It's hard to be unhappy with her!
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