Send a talk about being attractive and funny.

1, in order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation, being criticized and treating others differently, I am poor.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

3. What's it like to be with someone you don't like? I don't want to give him half a spicy stick.

4. Don't stare at the phone for too long, experts say, then the phone will be dead.

Great, or I'll keep you for dinner.

6. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

7. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

8. If I can't get married one day, please bury me in if you are the one.

9. Never please others, which is why it is so attractive. I don't accept any behind-the-scenes comments and criticisms. If you see me unhappy, thank you for your mood. I am very happy.

10, anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is who is as crazy as me.

1 1, meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

12, I asked the coach if I was healthy enough to drink milk tea. The coach said, "If you really want to drink, just drink a little." So I bought a big cup of milk tea.

13, I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.

14, I take it too easily. I shouldn't be in love. I should sit at the intersection and put a toughened film on it.

15, I can't believe it. Those fat cells that served me all day, when I was frozen to death by the cold wind, they pretended not to understand, and they didn't want to set themselves on fire to keep me warm. Their hearts are so cold that they have raised a group of baiwenhang.

16, there is no way to go, only by bus!

17. If someone chases you, I will trip her.

18, you smell her perfume, which is not as expensive as mine.

19, the moon is coming for you. What is the moon? It's called meteorite, and it's coming to kill you!

20. "Is it convenient to come out at night?" "No, I have a toilet at home."