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Tell me how you avoid the excellent genes of your parents. User comments only serve the third kind.
Look at the story of netizens.
Tell your story.
How can I put it? My parents and four children, my brother and sister are all handsome and beautiful, only me. . . Thousands of times, let mom tell me where she will pick me up! [Crazy] [Crazy]
Let's just say that my mother-in-law went to my house for the first time and told my husband that I thought their parents did. Look how beautiful her sister and mother are!
Not as tall as my mother, not as straight and thin as my father's legs, not as diligent as them, not as tall as my father's nose, not as clean as my mother's breasts. What were you two thinking? Did I ... detox?
It happened that I inherited my mother's fangs and my father's inner double eyelids, especially when looking in the mirror, the vision of the caveman [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [cover your face] [cover your face]
Husband has double eyelids, big eyes, long eyelashes and a high nose. He has a pair of eyelids, one inside and one outside, and his oval face is not fat. My daughter successfully avoided these, with a flat nose and swollen eyelids. Fortunately, her skin is white and she is smart [covering her face].
Third, your brothers and sisters are perfect. What about you ... You must be an experiment for your parents to give birth to your brothers and sisters. You were born as a random experimenter. Yes, ordinary experiments will be thrown away ... [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying]
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