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I feel sad that I have no money and no right: money is not everything, but money is the closest to everything.

First, we have a little difference: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, and I will give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Fourth, those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

Because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to a food stall, and she thinks you are real enough.

Sixth, when there is no money, the wife secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

Eight, love is based on money, this is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

Money can buy a house, but not a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

Twelve, no money and no power, don't be nice to you, can you follow me?

Thirteen, when I didn't go to college, I was poor all my life. Now I am poor when I go to college.

Fourteen, once you have money in your hand, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

When I make friends, I don't care if they have money. Anyway, they are richer than me.

People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

Seventeen, it's really Danteng. I have no money to buy a menstrual towel, so I just sit in the toilet for a few days.

18. Love is the natural beauty of * * if there is no money to decorate.

Nineteen, when we were poor, we really loved each other; When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

I decided to have breakfast every day, even though I didn't bring any money!

Twenty-one, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

Twenty-two, I saw my childhood crying, but I didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.

Twenty-three, I just went to a toilet and found something wrong. People came back, but the money was gone.

24. Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.

Twenty-five, I am not RMB, and I can't make everyone like it.

26. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

Twenty-seven, people can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

Twenty-nine, this is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by diving into places where new users are concentrated.

30. Do most people get paid before they work, or do they get paid after they work?

Thirty-one, no one should want to be with a person who has no money to pay his debts, so let it all be buried in his heart, as long as it is not his own wishful thinking.

I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

Thirty-three, girl I have no face, no body, no money and no power, but girl I am domineering, I have a style that you don't have.

I never know where my money has gone. Actually, I didn't buy anything. Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

Thirty-five, no one is more arrogant, and no one knows you without money.

Thirty-six, if you spend the money, it's yours, and if you don't spend it, it's not necessarily whose. If the score is deducted, it will be yours. If it is not deducted, which teacher may have read it wrong!

Thirty-seven, really rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

Thirty-nine, shout Qian Jie I love you, keep you safe!

Forty, I finally found two people who are the best liars in the world. 1. Local tyrant: Alas, I really have no money. The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question. ...

I beg you to marry me, although I have no car, no house, no money and no diamond ring. But I, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will be your crutch.

Forty-two, when someone tells you that "it's not about money, it's about principle", nine times out of ten it's about money.

Forty-three, half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

44. Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value.

Forty-five, I have no money, I can't have anything to love you, but I will love you with my life.

Forty-six, with money, you are still as superficial; No money can make you so cheap.

A group of aggrieved copywriters who have no performance and can't make money.

A wretched copy with no grades and no money (I) 1. Tired, I squatted down and hugged myself, still stubbornly saying: That's it. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

2. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. There is no need to rush, what should come will always come, at the right time, with the right person, for the right reason.

Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed. You are obsessed with feelings, your marriage breaks down, and your heart falls into hell; You are persistent in your career. When your career fails, your heart will fall into hell, so break your persistence.

4. rote memorization is only the foundation, and innovation is the key. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance.

We always pay attention to whether what we get is valuable, but often ignore whether what we give up is a pity. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret!

6. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! The road ahead is getting narrower and narrower. I have to go out and start a business, maybe I can succeed, otherwise I can only wait for unemployment.

7. No matter how brilliant your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it's like drawing a cake on paper to satisfy your hunger.

8. The performance is not up to standard, and the mood is low, but life has experienced several lows, and the will will will not change. You can't laugh if you don't succeed.

9. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Wandering heart, can't say the last move, helpless words, can't say the most real ending, people are thinking, things are floating, there is always helplessness and unique skills.

10. Migrant workers are only responsible for the boss, and entrepreneurs are responsible for everyone. If you have a bad career, you won't be able to get up.

1 1. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Tears in my heart, I know the bitterness of life, I understand too many grievances, just a smile, a lot of touching, just looking back on a dream. In a short time, too much time has been erased. People take tea to cool off, let go of too many emotions, right and wrong, and erase too many worries.

12. The company's performance is not up to standard. I feel that I have not paid enough. A sunny day, a goodbye, is just a warm thing, a sad fatigue, a day of letting go, a helpless loneliness, or a helpless goodbye, a person's feelings, a person's forgetfulness, the initial touch, the initial helplessness, the origin and the end.

13. Unfortunately, it didn't show. Even the most hopeless thing, as long as a brave person persists in doing it, there will be hope in the end.

14. How far a person can go depends on who he goes with: how good a person is, who guides him; How successful a person is and who he is with. Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed.

15. If your career is not smooth, you can't cheer up. Colleagues and partners are mostly metaphors, while friends are mostly metaphors. In reality, being a colleague and partner before being a friend leads to many lessons of career failure, and there are too many injuries that eventually lead to parting ways from being a friend to being a colleague and partner.

16. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. The hardships of starting a business are definitely not rhetoric on the Internet.

17. People who don't hear flattery are lucky, and people who don't hear criticism are dangerous. This month passed unconsciously, and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets.

18. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.

19. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. People are too broad-minded, easy to be deceived, too shallow-minded and easy to get tired. Everything depends on human effort, not making people believe in themselves, but believing, having the ability and working hard.

20. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. A great cause is created by a group of people who are obsessed with their goals, and failure is the need for success.

Wronged copy with no performance and no money (2)1. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. If two people have business, they can't be friends anymore!

22. For those who have no performance and are in a bad mood, the bottom line is, first, refuse, second, don't talk about the shortcomings of others, and third, don't exaggerate their own advantages. The bottom line is the second place of dignity.

23. Summarizing successful experiences can make people more and more intelligent, and summarizing the reasons for failure can make people more and more cautious. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance.

24. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. If you screw up a thing, try to do it well.

25. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Those who never win seldom fail, and those who never climb seldom fall. If you want to know the taste of success, you have to dare to do it, talk less and do more, make a decision and stick to it. If you can't do it, it will inevitably delay the opportunity. If you don't want to do small things, you can't do big things. You are too light and afraid of heavy, and it is difficult to achieve a career.

26. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Open-minded people have a scenery called hope, and those who want to see it have a blessing called start. Life is beautiful when it is open, and wonderful when it is open.

27. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. There is nothing to sigh, and there is nothing to sigh at all.

28. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! There is no natural success and no unreasonable mediocrity.

29. Always remember that every success may lead to your failure. If you learn from every failure, you may succeed. This month passed unconsciously, and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets.

30. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! A person's loneliness, always lonely, learn to be warm, a person to bear, always bear, learn to forget.

3 1. People who have never started a business will never know the ups and downs, let alone the pain of failure. The performance is not up to standard and the mood is low.

32. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! You should know how to be silent, work harder and face everything with a strong heart on the premise of adjusting your state.

33. No matter how beautiful the past is, we can't live in it; No matter how difficult it is now, we will walk there!

Life is full of business opportunities. If you don't find them, it's because you lack a pair of eyes to find them. No performance, in a bad mood

35. The career is not smooth, the mood is low, the spirit is weak, listless and decadent.

36. When we give our hearts to others, we can't take them back. When others give them to others, love will circulate in the world.

37. The biggest failure is to give up, the biggest enemy is yourself, and the biggest opponent is time.

38. If you have a bad career, you won't be able to get up. Let go of the pressure, whether you are tired or not depends on your mentality; Let go of troubles, happiness is actually very simple; Put down your inferiority complex and try to change your destiny; Let go of complaining, it is better to work hard than complaining; Let go of laziness, dare to fight and win; Let go of narrowness and broaden your mind, and the world will be broad.

39. Starting a business is like riding a roller coaster, with ups and downs. You may rush to the heights one moment and fall to the bottom the next. High-intensity work and anxiety not only make entrepreneurs physically unbearable, but also destroy their psychology. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

40. How difficult is it to start a business without performance and in a bad mood? A pot of hard liquor is hard to get into the throat.

Wretched and unprofitable copywriting (3) 4 1. No performance, bad mood, in addition to daily work, we should pay more attention to the improvement of our own self-cultivation and the training of our own skills. With the wide application of computer technology, in order not to be eliminated by society, we must strengthen the training and improvement of computer technology. Enterprise training and personal training are indispensable. I personally recommend a good training institution: the Training Center of Computing Institute of Chinese Academy of Sciences.

42. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. It is a state of mind to tide over difficulties. If you want to cross, you can cross.

43. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! You can't be ungrateful without money. Even if you are poor, you can't forget yourself. Even if you are lazy, you can't forget your roots. There are many things, you can't get hurt, and you can't forget your roots no matter how much money you have.

44. Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed. I can be defeated, but I will never allow myself to get up.

45. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. People are poor, you are in trouble, and there are more people avoiding you than helping you.

46. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Entrepreneurship may fail, but dare to start again.

47. The performance is not up to standard and the mood is low, but life is not easy. Live in the present and cherish the present.

48. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. If life is unsuccessful, success is temporary; Success in life, failure is temporary.

49. If you are destined to be a businessman, you should be prepared to accept the fate of being defeated by greed.

50. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Life is a game, not afraid of failure, and the big deal is to start all over again.

5 1. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

52. Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed. There is something hidden in the heart of the insomniac, an unforgettable person and an invisible future, which is a kind of longing and a life that can't be left behind.

53. To all those who fail to start a business, let go of pride, turn pride into pride, hold your head high, and don't be looked down upon! The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

54. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up. The performance is not up to standard and the mood is low.

55. I feel depressed because my grades are not up to standard, but I still have to work hard.

If your performance is not up to standard, you will feel depressed, but you should work hard.

57. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret!

58. Those who are not up to standard and depressed, but ambitious, must know how to limit themselves, as Goethe said. On the other hand, people who want to do everything can't do anything and will eventually fail.

59. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. People live, don't let yesterday be delayed, don't let today be missed, all the time will become the past and the future will be told.

60. If you have a bad career, you can't cheer up. When people are alive, the most painful thing is themselves, and the most hurtful thing is themselves.

Talk about the sadness of life; There are gains and losses, persistence, laughter and crying, and fun.

1, staying up late is actually very sleepy. It's just something you've been expecting and caring about. It makes you think you might be surprised the next second. Maybe you are used to being alone. Happy people never sleep late.

2. I want to go to see the spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, stop on the mossy stone steps and the path that has just rained, and raise a cat when you have seen the existence of the world. It is yours and mine.

3. I always like to force you to give something, my time, my love, my importunities, my fierceness and my loveliness. I never asked you if you wanted it. All I know is that I have never given it to anyone.

For the past, what you should respect is your brave self. After all the disappointments and betrayals, you are still full of ambition and dare to love and hate.

You are busy, and you are alone. You laugh, you cry. If nothing happens to you, you will fall. You're too calm. You're hysterical. You pretend to be radiant, but your heart is in ruins.

6. When we try to make ourselves better than we are now, everything around us will become better.

7. There is a limit to people's patience. For those who push their luck, even if they have a good temper, their enthusiasm will be exhausted, leaving only fatigue and indifference.

8. Sometimes I just feel very tired and don't want to say anything. Actually, no one wants to hear your complaints. If a pile of negative energy breaks out, no one really wants to listen, so I want to be alone, quietly listening to music and drinking wine, and trying to find myself to comfort myself.

9. I hope you will always be clear and open-minded, gain and lose, persist, laugh, cry and have fun.

10, don't deny yourself 100% efforts because of the negative evaluation of 5%.

I wish I could forget your sadness and say it.

We like school, but we don't like classes. I miss those times when we used to laugh and play together.

There is always only one result of rekindling old feelings, and that is to repeat the same mistakes.

People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking to see if this dime should be picked up on the ground.

Some words, said or not said, are all hurt. Some people will leave, whether they stay or not.

How many people always like to see the latest visitor and expect that person to appear.

I always wonder if the alarm clock will go fast when I am asleep.

The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

I always envy my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

Girl, be smart. If you open your heart to others, they may think you smell of blood.

If one day, I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever put me in the eye.

Have you ever read everything others say, but never commented?

Most of the time, I can't explain it. I'd rather talk nonsense than talk about anyone and people who understand me.

If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.

When changing seats at school, having a table with the person you like is the happiest thing.

Life is to smile at others and make them smile again by the way.

He loves me, I love you, and you love him. I finally found out that the game of who loves who is too hurtful.

The man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

You see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see my tears dripping on the keyboard.

Forgetting words, one dies above and one dies below. You can't forget it unless your heart is dead.

Don't expect others to be nice to you, learn to be nice to yourself.

How many idiots know that there is no result and are paranoid about love?

Learn to thank everyone who has hurt you, because this is part of growing up.

I can only refuse your retention, because I know you are just used to my existence.

At the moment I leave, forget me. I hope I can forget you.

I will love you like a friend, so that I will never lose you.

Don't say I've upset you. You are tired and bored. Actually, it's just that you don't love it anymore.

When I walked, I dispersed, and my memory faded. It's hard to relive.

Go meet the person you want to see. When the sun is shining and the breeze is calm. While you are young, while he is not old.

The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

Instead of making excuses everywhere, just say I don't love it.

I want to look at it faintly, and then look at it faintly until I don't want to see it.

I insist. Not afraid of losing. Just to see me when you turn around.

Women can be treated as princesses by their parents, princesses by men and queens by themselves.

We can see through many things, but there are still many people who choose to deceive themselves.

Sometimes, we do something wrong because we use emotions when we should use our brains.

A broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

Life is to smile at others and make them smile again by the way.

The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but trees seem to be made into test papers.

Sometimes, I really want to swear, because my heart is really fucking uncomfortable!

Even if I have nothing, at least I can decide whether to give up.

I'm not afraid you don't love me at all. I'm afraid that one day I won't love you.

When we were young, we cried and laughed. When we grew up, we laughed and cried.

Plagiarism is not necessarily plagiarism, but looking for the sound of * * *.

Every time QQ makes a "cough" sound, I think it's a handsome guy and my friend, but I didn't expect to be kicked out by the group owner.

W: Do you have a girlfriend? Man: No woman: From now on, you have it!

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

It's sad to be ignored by people who care very much. And what's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

I will love you like a friend, so that I will never lose you.

Think secretly, like secretly, and then give up secretly, as long as you know everything

Girlfriend: It's the kind of noisy today, laughing tomorrow, getting bored near and thinking far away.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

Is there a song that makes your single cycle, and is there someone you can't forget?

I don't regret loving you, but if I could go back to the past, I would choose not to know you.

If you belong to me, it belongs to me alone. I don't like sharing with others.

Sad to cry: the darkest place is not hell, but a place without her.

1. It was fine before I loved you. I think little, go to bed early and like to laugh.

2. In love, there must be a bottom line and don't forgive everything.

Because I like you, I always do everything for you. I call this prejudice here, and everyone who has studied it says it is love.

4. All the joys and sorrows are yours.

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

6. Don't fall in love with me with your ex's feelings.

7. Hundreds of pages of chat records are not as good as two identical admission notices. Dear, it's not that I don't miss you, it's just that life is too hard, and it's really a long way to go without hard work.

8. Actually, I used to be a cool person. I have never chased anyone. Whoever left, I didn't stay. But I feel terrible to see you. I beg you to talk to me and smile at me. When you stay away from me, I'm scared. I hope we are tied together. I can't be cool. I didn't know it was like until I asked everyone.

9. My criteria for choosing a spouse are that I look like you and have your personality, preferably you.

10. I'm afraid of leaving, falling in love with others, and my the Monkey King becoming someone else's the Monkey King.

1 1. As long as people taste the sweetness, they will become greedy, just like you gave me a smile, but I still want to hug.

12. I like your name and the way you smile.

13. You are the person I want to see most.

14. There are no bad girls, only those who don't want to be coaxed.

15. What do you mean? If we are separated, we will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, you are my most precious treasure.

16. I still believe in love, but I'm sorry, I don't believe in you anymore.

17. When I protect the person I like, don't tell me anything.

18. Your name is written on the property certificate. My mother can swim, and it is difficult to have an adult. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

19. To tell the truth, I don't want to fall in love now. I am very reluctant to fall in love now, because I don't want to break up when love is hopeless. I can't stand it. It hurts like hell. In addition, I don't like to hold my mood in the hands of others, which will affect my life. I never feel that anyone loves me more or will miss me for a long time. I believe in love, but I don't believe it will happen to me.

20. He gave me a good look, and I forgot what I was sad about and didn't want to, but there was nothing I could do.