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50 humorous sentences about girls' beauty.

1. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is a diamond, a wise woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds.

I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him, haha.

There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

6. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.

7. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

8. See if you stop looking at beautiful women. Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

9. There is definitely no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is hidden by you.

10, smart as ice and snow, distinguished.

1 1. If a girl is beautiful, praise her: You are beautiful.

12. If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: you are elegant.

13, if a girl is neither beautiful nor temperament, you praise him: you are cute.

14, if a girl looks neither beautiful nor temperament, nor cute, praise her: you look very distinctive.

15. If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river.

16, I know you are angry. Every time you are angry, I am so scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

17, you are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, which makes men deeply admire you.

18 Although we often quarrel and say angry words to you, I still love you very much in my heart.

19, if I were your girlfriend, I would give you enough face in front of your buddies, and then calculate how many feet and scratches you owe me behind your back.

20. Your elegant manners, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners and elegant and generous speech left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

2 1, you are a bit like the moon in the sky and a twinkling star. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, or you'll write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.

22. This is a doomed game. No one has a happy and warm ending. As you go further and further, my heart gradually loses the oxygen of happiness.

23. You smile sweetly, just like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

24. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart.

25. You snuck in. A red coat with a tight belt looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

26, birthday wishes you, merits chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease hides you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, everything is up to you! Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

28. From a distance, I looked at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain.

29. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I find them very ordinary. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

30. My eyes are with you where I can see you; My heart is with you where I can't see you. Don't go too far, or you will tire my heart out!

3 1, Wife: Thank you for every meal you cooked for me and every dress you washed. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time! Happy birthday, dear!

32. The sun burns for you, the moon rises for you and the stars twinkle for you. I have been standing for a long time because of you, and I don't want to leave. I just want to stay with you until the end of my life.

33. My weather forecast: The days without you are cloudy, the days without you are raining cats and dogs, and the days with you are sunny. If I can stay with you often, there will be no cloudy days from now on.

34. I would like to store the greatest tenderness in this life in your heart, so that every day in your life is full of spring and give you a happy blue sky. Love you forever, love you forever.

35, can you let me into your heart, I will listen to your heart; Can you keep me in your heart, I want to protect you all my life; Dear, let's cherish each other and never part!

36. If you are rice, I am a happy mouse; If you are a mung bean, I am a sentimental bastard. If you are a swan and I am an enthusiastic toad, I will say three words to you loudly: ga ga!

37. Heaven and earth are opposite, water and fish embrace each other, sand and stone are compatible, and the sea waves are accompanied. I love you. I just want to tell you that you are the only one in my life, and I love you more than now.

38. Do you know? God let me choose between you and water, and the other will disappear forever. I chose you without hesitation, because for me, I need you as much as I need water.

39. There is a city in my heart. It's me in the city and you outside the city. In my dream, there is a village. It was you outside the village. You are still in the village. Do you know why? I put you in a dream. Do you think we can't be a city?

40. I can't explain my love for you in words, I can't express my love for you in promises, I can't expect my love for you in the future, but I hope you will accompany me every day!

4 1. Write your name in my palm. Miss when you open it, and be happy when you hold it. In this way, hand in hand to give you a lifetime of tenderness; In this way, become your simple dependence; Give you happiness, to the old!

42. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

43. God will arrange many people to meet us, some will forget in a hurry, some will leave memories, and some will remember their lives and want to be together forever. To me, you are such a person, and I am willing to spend my life with you!

44, with you, the mood is particularly clear; With you, life is particularly refreshing; With you, I believe there is hope, no matter how hard it is; Being with you, even if you are tired again, will be sweet to your heart. Dear, I own your world. It's good to have you!

45. I like your eyes very much, like a window to open my heart, like your tenderness, like the spring breeze blowing into my heart, like your feelings, like love coming to my side, infinite happiness, baby, love you.

46. How gloomy my world would be if I hadn't met you; How miserable my life would be if I didn't fall in love with you. You gave me light and hope. In order to repay you, I decided to protect you for life!

47. I used to feel very happy when I was alone. Later, when I met you, I began to miss, care and suffer. Because I can't always be with you, but my love always exists.

48. Women are beautiful because they have a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

49. We are no longer fit to be lovers. I'm tired of running so far to see you every day. I'm tired of taking you home at night ... I want you to be my wife so that we can be together every day.

I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. Is it your plump and tall figure? Fair skin? Dark and deep eyes? Small and rosy lips? But there is still an indescribable and elusive instrument that stirs my heart.

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