Classic and funny. Tell me about it.

1. There is a dress on Taobao, with bad review 10 and favorable comment 1. The praise is: I bought it for my classmates. I'm satisfied that she is badly dressed.

2. Keep those boring vows to yourself.

3. When shall I? When I decided to wander with my heart, I found that my heart had long since disappeared.

4. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.

I don't know if we have a future, but I will work hard for this positive assumption.

6. Do nothing and don't care, do nothing and don't care.

7. When I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.

8. When the hair is waist-high, I am afraid that the teenager has gone far.

9. What is talking back? I will answer whatever you say. Not talking back, but answering.

10, summer is not good, and when you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

1 1, nothing you do is suitable, only suitable to be my wife.

12. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.

13, why am I always sentimental, because I am just a weak woman.

14, and you made me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

15, some people say that once you say goodbye, a star in the sky will go out again.

16, a woman's character depends entirely on what kind of clothes she wears today.

17, bring it on if you can. I promise you can't beat me under six!

18, only when you are strong, you will not be trampled by others.

19, put on your dog skin, put on your mask, and get out!

20. People who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.

2 1. Parents are very grateful for their parenting, and the only way to repay them is to get ahead.

22. Being alive will make those who don't like you more and more unhappy.

23, life is only a few decades, all for the money.

24. I hate myself for waiting for your news for a long time, and the result is "Oh". Do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

25. Pervert only thinks about children in the city. What should rural children do when they go home?

26. Your betrayal can make me brilliant.

27. Please don't compare with the people around you. Not at all the same level.

28. I can be so strong that even God feels sorry for me.

29. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

There is only one me on the earth. You have to protect me.

3 1, single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.

32. The most beautiful thing in the world is that my heart is unbearable for you, and you just can't resist me.

People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows, the brighter the house.

34. Girls' initiative 100% has no good result. Don't think that every story is the cause of Shengxiao Mo.

35. I'll let whoever treats me as a spare tire explode.

36. Send a rose and leave a lingering fragrance in your hand; Give you love and hold poison soup.

37. I am not a vicious person, but I am also forced to do something profound.

38. The sweat that flows on your body every day is completely the water that enters your head when you fill in your volunteers!

39. The champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. I saw this signature explode decisively.

40, lost no longer come back, come back no longer perfect.

4 1, I will love you forever until I get full marks in math.

42. This sentence has 29 words. What I want to say to you is the twelfth, thirteenth and fifteenth words.

43. I am a very thrifty person. I never shit with paper, never eat with chopsticks, and never wash my hands!

Don't listen to Chinese songs, or people in China will say you have no taste.

45. Break up when you break up. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not cell phones and chargers.

46. Can you do whatever you want without asking for anything in return!

47. I just want to have a quiet stool and indulge in nostalgia.

48. There is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, and there is no bosom friend in the end of the world. A bottle of muddy wine makes me relaxed and happy. Say goodbye to Meng Han tonight! I miss you!

49. I just want to say silently about long meat: don't blush, what's wrong with your chest!

50. When you meet someone you like, go for it boldly. If you can't catch up with what you are afraid of, it's a matter of participation.

5 1, I don't allow anyone to take away the people I care about in any way.

52. You are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

It is said that as long as you shout at the mirror three times in the middle of the night, your mother will come out and hit you.

Don't worry, the right person will come at the right time for the right reason.

55, the bully of academic achievements, the model basks in the body, the local tyrant basks in the money, the goddess basks in the selfie, and Laozi basks in the sun.

56. Qianshan has been in love. Can you give me some advice? The world has its own true feelings, and giving 0 points is also love!

57. Love your family, your country, your sister, and guard against thieves, thieves and senior brothers.

58. Money for dogs, heart for girlfriends and life for brothers.

59. If Cinderella's glass shoes fit perfectly, why did she fall to the ground while running?

Once upon a time, a piece of ice melted while walking.

6 1, we started with a feature film and put it on for a whole semester. My ticket is still there.

62. I cried, laughed, quarreled, quarreled and couldn't bear to part, all just once.

63. Sorry, you can't enter my world anymore.

64. Come on, when you meet Guan Gong, do you think you are the boss?

65. Playing the fool, if done well, is a foolish thing. Well done, it is called deep.

66. In fact, I have long been used to loneliness and two people have fallen.

67. The stars and the moon are right, because you left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

68. I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

69. Those who can earn 200 Jin of pork a month are barely white-collar.

70. I miss those crazy people in a summer vacation and those fools who were not in a school at the beginning of school.

7 1, can you think of me occasionally when I miss you?

72. Drinking a glass of dichlorvos after a meal is actually a pleasure!

73. My schizophrenia has healed, and I and I are fine.

74. Look at your disgusting appearance. Whoever stands with you will be pulled down by you in an instant.

75, Nima, if you are well, see you once on a sunny day! If you get well, it will be a bolt from the blue!

76. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

77. The heating is too hot. Turn on the air conditioner to cool down!

78. Don't complain about getting old, because many people haven't had a chance to get old.

79. You can't tell the difference between in and out of the play. After all, your acting is too high and your eloquence is too good.

80. What do you say you are when I love you and what do you say you are when I don't love you?

8 1, a face of protective hair, you can score points.

82. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

83. When I marry a lover in the future, I will thank you for not marrying.

84. What should I do if my child coughs? Most of them are useless. Hit it.

85. I finally know what heartbreak is, and I finally know how sweet it is to say I love you.

As a dress, you can't take a bath. Are you ashamed to let me wash it for you?

87. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

88. After you confessed to me last time, I was TM ill for several days. Please stop!

89. In your eyes, I am just a clever and distressing child who has nothing to do with love.

90. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

9 1, no matter how long you know each other, it depends on whether your feelings have developed.

92. Life is a beautiful landscape painting. Whether this painting is beautiful or not depends on your own description.

93. I can cry, laugh, be cute, warm my bed and cook, but why don't you love me?

94. Life is a chapter full of regrets, because she doesn't have a chance for you to correct sick sentences.

95. Others abandoned you for the world, and the world has no time to talk to you. The world is busy!

96. Go to Naiheqiao, drink Mengpo soup, step into the sea of misery and never look back.

97, the knife flies, the taste is a must, who wants to taste, locate in advance.

98. The world is crowded, who will stand for me for a long time?