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What wonderful blind dates have you seen?

I met him in June this year. We are in the same city, and what I know about him is that he is single, about my age, and proficient in cooking. The internet is our matchmaker, and the chat is quite congenial

One day at the end of work, he said that he happened to be near my company and wanted to invite me to dinner. We made an appointment to meet under the overpass nearby after work. We all went by tram. At half past six, we will meet at the appointed overpass. He is a younger brother with healthier skin color (black), straightforward and manly. Speaking is also very direct, crisp and neat. After a brief greeting, he said he wanted to treat me to "six dishes of chicken", which is not far from here.

We got on the tram in tandem and set off. He is fast and I am slow. I hurried slowly and finally caught up with him at a traffic light. I hinted that he was driving too fast, so I couldn't keep up. Can you drive slowly? After all, driving fast is not safe. I also asked him exactly where he was and which direction he was going. He agreed, and the address was not clear to me. He just kept saying, coming, coming, not far away.

After we drove the tram through two traffic lights in tandem, he still didn't slow down. I followed his car to slow down and avoid several sanitation vehicles. Finally, we got separated in the street. Looking around, I didn't see him. I got lost at the crossroads.

I don't know the destination or the way. He drove too fast to wait for me. I walked around the streets hungry. It's not that the big liar fooled me around, I feel wronged even more. Forget it! I'm not going! Do not eat! ! I am full of gas. Find something to eat by yourself and let him eat his own "six plates of chicken". I wrote back to him on WeChat, complaining, and refused his invitation. His reply will come soon. He said that the fastest speed of my car could reach 60 yards, but I only drove 20-30 yards, which was suspected of obstructing traffic.

Yes, yes, yes, you have your speed and passion, I have my own speed, always safety first, please enjoy your "six dishes of chicken", goodbye. Say goodbye and never meet again.