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The feeling of being fined for illegal parking.
2. Although it is a smooth road, those who speed will be warned, and even if there is a shortcut, those who jaywalk will stop.
3. Safety is the basis of production, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.
4. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which is parked outside the parking lot like the first car and is often given a ticket …
I didn't violate the rules for two years, but I got four in one month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!
I haven't broken the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. Even funnier, I broke the rules in the same place three times. I am really angry!
7. Two natural enemies: safety, violation of regulations and paralysis.
8. obey the law and start with me.
9. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.
10. This is the first violation in my life. Let's commemorate it.
1 1. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.
12. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we will be given a ticket.
13. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
14. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, which is a natural barrier to memory. The previous heartfelt feelings have gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.
15. The current traffic regulations are particularly good. Riding an electric car was fined 20. I feel that I will be a law-abiding person in the future!
16. In distress situation, the penalty will be deducted.
17. I'm very weak recently. I have been unlucky since my car was given a ticket. I was wronged and my salary was not paid. Now I am angry with my good friend of 10, my eyes are uncomfortable and my life is very tired.
18. create your own happiness safely, and leave the world suffering if you violate it.
19. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.
20. drink and drive, take your life.
The feeling of being fined for illegal parking is probably the second sentence: 2 1. Without rules, the road is bumpy.
22. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.
23. Don't do it because of small security matters, and don't do it because of small violations.
24. I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light today. It is a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.
25. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.
26. The concept of violation is strong and the safety factor is large.
27. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.
28. I pressed the line last week and was speeding this week. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.
29. drunk driving, life discount.
30. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.
3 1. Take the sidewalk, and take the roadside if there is no sidewalk.
32. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.
33. A small step of comity is a big step for civilization.
34. I am really unlucky. Today, I met a traffic police uncle and was fined for riding a bicycle, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!
35. Punishing violations without mercy seems heartless, but in fact it is affectionate.
36. The zebra crossing has a solid line and a dotted line. The lifeline of the line: carts, cars, bicycles, cars and cars should be civilized.
37. It's funny to stand at the bus stop early in the morning and watch the traffic police posted "beef jerky" across the street for illegal parking.
38. Every day, everyone is polite, and every day is safe and smooth.
39. Safety is the lifeblood, and violation of regulations is the bane.
40. For you, he and I are safe.
The feeling of being fined for eating. Talk about phrases and excerpts in 40 sentences.
Let me first say (1) 1 about the feeling of being given a ticket for eating. You will also be given a ticket on the second day of the lunar new year. This is your dedication. There is a parking lot across the street and a phone in the car. Can't you call one for me?
You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?
3. From 8: 00 pm to 3: 00 am, the penalty for violating the limit number was 100, and the round trip was 44 kilometers, 8 hours, excluding the fuel fee, which exceeded the huge negative expectation. . .
In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, the natural barrier of memory, and the voice of temptation has gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.
I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data hasn't changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.
6. Today, I was given a ticket for illegal parking. The key is that I stood 5 or 6 meters away from the car and the car didn't turn off. I stopped for 4 or 5 minutes and couldn't find the ticket at all. This is the first time in my life. This is so wrong and frustrating.
7. When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.
8. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
9. A small step of comity is a big step for civilization.
10. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.
1 1. Cross the street and look around. Don't run and play on the road.
12. Violation of asylum means injury to employees.
13. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife's home be empty!
14. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
15. Friends, don't be like me, don't break the rules, be a law-abiding person.
16. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.
17. I'm very weak recently. I have been unlucky since my car was given a ticket. I was wronged and my salary was not paid. Now I am angry with my good friend of 10, my eyes are uncomfortable and my life is very tired.
18. Go civilized and go home safely.
19. Oh, my God, is it so difficult to impose a fine for violation of regulations? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.
20. The law is like a mountain, and you run away.
On the feeling of being fined for eating (2)1. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.
22. For example, the traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose whether to empathize for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan in the action of rectifying the high beam lights.
23. The recent deduction is a bit serious. I've just been fined and posted a ticket for violation. Last night, I was lucky to be with Mix, and today I was posted.
24. The stumbling is not high and the violations are not small.
25. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.
26. The car was given a ticket for violating the rules, and it ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!
27. Guarantee equals safety, and violation equals death.
28. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, there will be no peace if something happens.
29. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
30. Do not cross or lean on the guardrail of sidewalks, carriageways and railway crossings.
3 1. Keeping silent about a friend's violation is tantamount to pushing a friend into a fire pit.
32. comity comity, people and cars are safe.
33. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.
34. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?
35. When you do your homework illegally, it is the time of disaster arrival.
36. I've been driving for two years, but I haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.
37. Take Wan Li Road, and be careful with the first step.
38. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.
39. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.
40. Standing at the bus stop early in the morning and watching the traffic police posted "beef jerky" across the street illegally parked.
Humorously express your feelings of being given a ticket.
Humorously express your feelings of being fined (I) 1. The zebra crossing with solid line and dotted line is the lifeline of the line: carts, cars, bicycles, cars and cars should be civilized.
2. For illegal parking without penalty points, the premium will be increased next year, or the violation will not be dealt with first, and then the insurance for next year will be bought in June 65438+ 10.
3. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, but people turned left. How stupid of me!
Safety is the lifeblood, and violation of regulations is the bane.
5. I lost the lottery, and I am eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... delicious.
6. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?
7. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
8. Illegal overloading is not worth the loss.
9. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.
10. Call me after the big break! Said I broke the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection. .
1 1. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.
12. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.
13. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.
14. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.
15. I got a ticket today. I think I should know enough is enough. Why should I end up like this?
16. I have been driving for two years and haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.
17. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...
18. One person left the car for the whole family, and one person took a safe family photo.
19. Never lend your car to others again. Someone broke the rules and I paid the bill, and someone fined me to pay the bill.
20. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
Humorous expression of your feelings of being fined (part two) 2 1. Safety production is full, and half of it is illegal.
22. What a terrible day! I was very upset, I was impatient to drive illegally, and then I was caught by the door.
I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!
According to my rough calculation, I have deducted at least 20 points for violating the rules. This morning, I sent another short message at 3: 150.
25. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!
26. Today, I am really helpless. Never let yourself drive carefully when driving. I broke the rules for the first time and received a fine. All this is a bolt from the blue.
27. One person keeps the car for the whole family, and one person has a safe family photo.
28. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.
29. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.
30. warning? You want a warning, okay? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.
3 1. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we will be given a ticket.
32. On the day of counting down, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and the mobile phone was flooded at night.
33. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! I drive the slowest, okay? He also said that he would control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption. This is the result! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader, and I was unhappy!
34. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.
35. On the way, I saw a beautiful woman who looked familiar. I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.
I have lost a lot. In order to go shopping in the supermarket, I finally had a meal. Fine for eating the car 150.
37. The brave win in the narrow road.
38. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.
39. jaywalking is very helpless.
40. I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data has not changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.
About the feeling of being fined, talk about 40 copywriters.
About the feeling of being fined, let's start with the copy 1. Men are fined for illegal parking, they will quarrel with the police, and women will stop fighting; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.
Now that all the tickets have been posted, let's drive away tomorrow morning. As a result, I got a ticket in the morning and watched the car being towed away.
3. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.
Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
This is the first time that I broke the rules in my life. Let's commemorate it.
6. I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data has not changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.
7. I cried too much at the movies, and my tears flowed downwards. Then I got off the bus and took a ticket. I cried even more sadly. Besides, it's raining. How did this happen?
8. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.
9. You can speed up the car at any time if you like. But I need to remind you that the ticket issued by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.
10. I drank too much before going to work, and the accident left with you. Sleep in class, you will be called by accident.
1 1. You can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.
12. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.
13. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!
14. I heard today that there are new rules for deducting points from driving books. One book can only exclude three cars from violating the rules, that is, one car can only deduct three books. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !
15. If you speed up100km, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.
16. You can also buy a ticket from the People's Hospital 10 minutes away. Please transport it quickly.
17. No points will be deducted for illegal parking. The premium will be increased next year, so let's not deal with the violation first. 65438+ 10 bought insurance for next year before processing.
18. The advantages of being an author. For example, when you are worried about whether a person will be fined for parking on the roadside, you can give him a parking space.
19. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.
20. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
Regarding the feeling of being posted with a ticket, it is very funny to stand at the bus stop early in the morning and watch the traffic police posted "beef jerky" on the opposite side for illegal parking.
22. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.
23. Safety creates its own happiness, while violation of regulations leaves the world with pain.
24. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, there will be no peace if something happens.
25. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.
26. This road faces the sky, please turn right.
27. I saw a beautiful woman look familiar on the road, stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would take you by the way. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.
28. Safety is the basis of production, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.
29. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger predicted that the weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!
30. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.
3 1. You can buy tickets within ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please change trains quickly.
32. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.
Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
34. Safety, violation of regulations and paralysis are two natural enemies.
Moreover, some partners who have been punished also said that everyone has a sense of honor and disgrace, and this novel way can impress offenders.
36. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.
37. Safety in production generates wealth, and accidents occur in illegal operations.
38. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.
39. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.
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