Funny sentences of group owners

1: The group owner keeps a low profile, lives a simple life and has a simple mind. He is a rare honest man. Fortunately, I don't fall in love with my mother, otherwise I ... I fall in love with such a foolish group owner. What a terrible thing!

2. This group is mainly unhappy. I care about the group owner, but the group owner is unhappy. I care about the owner, and the owner is unhappy. I care about the owner. If the owner of the group is really in trouble, then I will close it …

3. Reward order: if you catch a smile, you will find one winner happy all your life, ten winners happy all your life, and one hundred winners will always be safe and smooth. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first!

4. Looking at the cloudless sky in Wan Li, listening to the sound of flowing streams, the grass around me is swaying gently with the wind. How beautiful nature is! It's a pity that the air is polluted by a fart just released by the owner!

5. How can I put my master's left hand completely in my right trouser pocket and my master's right hand completely in my left trouser pocket? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.

6: One day, a medium-rare steak was walking down the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

7. Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and relieve the suffering of my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the group owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

8: Yesterday's meteor shower, I quickly made a thousand wishes for the group owner. The thousandth wish is to hope that the group owner will recover from amnesia as soon as possible, and the hundredth wish is to hope that the group owner will remember to pay me back two yuan!

9: The appearance of stone, sinking fish and falling geese, closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers; Yang Guifei, if she just turned her head and smiled, there were a hundred spells, and the powder and paint of six palaces disappeared without a trace; Although the group owner is not as powerful as them, as long as the group owner winks, it can still scare away thieves.

10: It's very hot in summer, and I want to be cool. I taught the group leader a trick: first, raise your hands above your head to let your armpits dissipate heat, then touch the ground with your hands, and finally stick out your tongue and breathe quickly to let your mouth dissipate heat. Do you understand?

1 1: A county magistrate was afraid that his wife would be chased by him and hid under the bed in a panic. His wife knocked on the edge of the bed and said loudly, "Come out, come out!" " "The magistrate shrank inside and said," Man, be a gentleman, if you can't say it, you won't come out! " "

12: Cowherd and Weaver Girl with Fairy, Ying Ying Zhang Sheng West Chamber; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. If you ask the group owner who is suitable, Xifeng is the best match for the group owner!

13: clear water means no fish, and people are invincible!

14: I'm afraid of losing my master. I held the shopkeeper in my arms. I want my master to stay with me forever. As soon as my master left, I felt extremely distressed. I have such deep feelings for my master. I think the master will understand me, money!

15: There are two people who know the rules of football better than anyone else. A said, I have watched many football games! There is nothing I don't know about football! Really? A said: of course! B said: How many holes are there in the football net?