Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - A complete collection of allegorical sayings
A complete collection of allegorical sayings
Adou's empire - free of charge
Grandma has a beard - abnormal
Sister A Qing pours tea - no water leaks; no drop leaks
Being whipped rather than stick-eating the soft rather than the hard
The beaten dog bites the chicken-taking it out on others
The beaten turtle-shrinking its neck
p>The beaten dog - angry
The frosted foxtail grass - wilted
Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - inside and outside Fever
Going up a short ladder to a high house - cannot reach the eaves
The dwarf farted - being humble
The dwarf went sightseeing - echoed the words
The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind
The dwarf watches a play - listens to the sound
The dwarf pulls out the general from within - makes do with the materials; makes the best out of the shortest
p>The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it
The dwarf climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step
The format of the eight-legged essay - the same
Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming steam
Eighty people carrying the sedan chair - so majestic
The eighty-year-old man suffered from shaking head disease - no one wants it; no one can help it
The eighty-year old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath
The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a cliché (playing)
Eighty An old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes
An eighty-year-old man learns the craft - he works hard in his old age
An eighty-year-old old man with no family fortune - he has no successor
Shaving a beard at the age of eighty - dissatisfaction with old age
An eighty-year-old man carrying a burden - he has more than enough ambition but lacks strength
Growing a beard at the age of eighty - an old idea
Childless at eighty years old - lonely in old age
Having a son at eighty years old - generations behind us
Dancing at eighty years old - naive
Playing with monkeys at the age of eighty - an old trick
Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty - all old tunes; old tunes
Learning to beat at the age of eighty - fighting for your life
The 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child - rejuvenating himself
The 80-year-old actor stands at the counter - he is always good at it
The eighty-five-year-old actor shoots a rabbit - the gain outweighs the gain
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Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing their magical powers
Eight Immortals gathering - chatting with gods
The Eight Immortals table is missing a leg - it will not sit flat
Lamps are placed on the Eight Immortals table - Clearly laid out
The table of the Eight Immortals - sharp and angular
The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - so difficult to invite
Bitter melon in August - red in the heart
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August’s lotus root—fresh and tender
August’s pomegranate—a head full of ideas
August’s persimmon—the older it gets, the redder it becomes; Laolaihong
Osmanthus blooms in August - the fragrance is everywhere
The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves
New Year's Eve dinner on August 15th - It’s still early
Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th - different
Eating rice dumplings on August 15th - not the right time
On August 15th Mooncakes - everyone is happy; everyone loves them; above and below
The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just and bright
Duan Yang Festival on August 15th - It's late; it's too late
Watching dragon lanterns on August 15th - half a year late
Having a baby on August 15th - just in time
August Send moon cakes on the 15th day of the lunar month - just in time for the festival
Clouds cover the moon on the 15th day of the 8th month - disappointing
Steamed rice cakes on the 15th day of the 8th month - get it early (jujube)
August 15 kinds of peanuts - blind command
Eight-legged crab - domineering
Not a single sign - no features; far from the mark; far from the mark
Sores on the palm - poisonous hand
Putting the shoe on the palm - no way; unable to walk
Spreading pancakes on the palm - skillful hand; good hand
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A toad with its skin peeled off - annoying when alive, but scary when dead
A temple with its walls peeled off - panicked
Plantains planted in ancient trees - —
Rough branches and large leaves
Panana blossoms - one heart; closely connected
Panana leaves build bird's nests - the good times don't last long
Scars, eyes and sores - so bad Together
Pluck weeds to attract snakes - ask for trouble; ask for trouble
Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last
The jointed sorghum is getting higher and higher; the joints are rising
The jointed sorghum is the light on both sides
The jointed alarm clock is dedicated to reminding people
Plucked the radish - the hole is there
Plucked the radish and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last
The plucked phoenix - not as good as a chicken
A pigeon that has its feathers plucked - cannot fly
Plucked out the plug and does not use water - is stubborn
Plucked its feathers to encourage growth - eager for success
Ba Jiao A donkey chases a rabbit - can't catch up; can't drive it out
Ba Zi is about to go to the battlefield - life or death
Ba Zi pulls a carrot - crooked
Ba Zi The son walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good
Bazi beats the siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts
Bazi rides the horse - out of reach
Bazi The leader comes to power - his position is unstable
Rubbing snot on his face - asking for embarrassment
Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain
Put your face in your trousers - shameful
Drive people under the wall - desperate
Treat the doll like a monkey - fool people
Treat Yaochai as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil
Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - always hit the mark
Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice
White-necked old bird - opening is a disaster
White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different
White cloth entering the dye vat - cannot be washed; cannot be washed Net
White cloth to make cotton-padded jackets - they are all rational (inside) anyway
Baicai Bangzi - good to look at but not delicious; good-looking but not delicious
Baicai Patch Playing with a sickle - lost heart
Chinese cabbage and tofu stewed - no one takes credit for it
Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) plus kiss (green)
The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride - a demon with evil spirit
The white-bone spirit performs somersaults - a ghost trick
The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman - a human face and a ghost heart
The White-bone Demon speaks human language - confuses the public with his evil words
The White-bone Demon delivers food - is ambitious; has no good intentions
The White-bone Demon speaks - confuses the public with his evil words
The White Bone Demon meets Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed
The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out
The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent
Painting with boiled water ——Light (clear) understatement
A white wax pole bears sweet-scented osmanthus——the roots are not right
A white wax pole makes a comeback—a single pick
A heart made of white wax ——Can't see the sun, can't see the fire
The white-faced traitor appears - evil appearance; evil appearance
The white-faced wolf wears a straw hat-cannot change people
White A wolf-faced man wearing glasses - pretending to be a good person; pretending to be a good person
A fox with a white tail tip - a cunning and cunning person
A white cat crawling into a pit - discrediting himself
The white-haired crow - unique
The White Snake fights against the sea of ????fafa - shines brightly
The White Snake floods the golden mountain - goes to war
The White Snake Meeting Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thin thread
Seeing ghosts in the daytime - mysterious; feeling sick in my heart
Dreaming in the day - random thoughts
Putting milk in a pot of white water - It can't be done; it can't be done
Gypsum under white water - it won't turn into tofu
Boiled cabbage in white water - bland and tasteless
Cooking in white water - cooking without rice
Bai Suzhen never abandons Xu Xian - love is inseparable
Arsenic wrapped in white sugar - poison inside
White sugar has a mouth with a knife in the heart - honey in the mouth and a sword in the belly
Daytime Lighting a lantern - no use
Looking forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't think about it
Lighting up a lamp during the day - unnecessary
Catching ghosts during the day - no shadow
White iron ax - two-sided light
The white crane has grown A bald tail - a fly in the ointment
The underworld drawn on white paper - cannot be erased; it is obvious; it is clear; it is crystal clear
Black words written on white paper - black and white are distinct; It's obvious; it's clear, it's crystal clear
A lantern made of white paper - it lights up at once
Hung scissors on the end of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)
All rivers return to the sea - the general trend
Department stores sell suits - one set
Department stores sell shoes and socks - each size
A hundred kilograms of load plus an iron weight - a heavy responsibility is on the shoulders; shouldering a heavy responsibility
A hundred kilograms of noodles steamed with longevity peaches - a waste snack
A hundred kilograms of weight can be carried on the shoulders, and one or two pen poles can lift it Unmoved - Big Boss
A family in Baili Grassland - lonely
Baili Xi recognizes his wife - high position and never forgets old love
Baili Xi Li Xi feeds cows and worships the prime minister - people should not be judged by their appearance
Lark playing with peonies - birds singing and flowers fragrant
100-meter race - every second counts; race against time; rush to catch up; rush to catch up
100-year-old pine trees, bananas in May - rough branches and big leaves
No rain for a hundred days - long-lasting love (clear)
100-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - old-fashioned
A million-strong army went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized troops and mobilized the masses
Hung red lights on a hundred-foot-high pole - extremely red
Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend
Asphalt burns a pig's head - —Uproot the prodigal
The prodigal will turn around—gold will not be exchanged
The defeated will collect the remaining soldiers—reorganize the team
Let the brothers open a cocoon shop—form a party for private gain (silk)
New Year's greetings - just say good things
Walking into the Luzu Temple - walking into the wrong door; looking for the wrong door
Can't stop riding the rabbit - no Stable; unstable
Sit on the sesame cakes if you can’t push them down - the face person
Knock down the quilt to scare the mother-in-law - shrew
Knock down the gourd and sprinkle it Burning oil - if you don't do it, you will never stop
Hold the stove to dry your hair - burnt (burned)
Try to settle accounts with your fingers - there are many
The yamen servant in the class room - the footman
The turtle dove nestled in the nest - hanging egg
The head of the zebra - clear and logical
The turtle dove fights - showing off
Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - the more you make it, the worse it gets; wasted effort; wasted effort
Lifting the stone roller to hit the grinding plate - hitting the solid (stone) solid (stone)
Lifting a rock to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; overestimating one's ability; being unable to do it; being out of reach
Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air
Put an egg on the bench - good Danger; adventure; danger; unreliability; unreliability
Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit firmly; unable to sit still
Sleeping on the bench - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over
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Playing mahjong on the bench - you can't pull it apart; you can't create a scene
Drilling holes on the bench - there are holes in the bench; there are holes in the bench
Chopping firewood with a wooden ax - chopping with one side
The door gods are posted on the board - one facing east and the other west
The loach on the board – no place to stay; no place to hide
Nails on the board ——Real; not running; unable to run; unable to change; unable to change
Knocking a nail on the board—steady and steady
Half of a sheep’s head—one horn
Half a pig's head - one eye
Picked up a trumpet on the way - I can play it
Half of a half-assed person - two hundred and fifty
Half a copper coin - Not a square circle
Half a brick - thrown away
Half a brick to eight ounces - on par; each other; the same thing; the same thing; no one suffers.
Put half a catty on four ounces - it rises high
Clouds in mid-air - ever-changing
Do a trick in mid-air - a big somersault
p>Torch in mid-air——Gao Ming
Balloon in mid-air——
It can't reach the sky, it can't reach the ground; it's hanging.
Set off firecrackers in mid-air - think (loud) high
Build a house in mid-air - no place to stay; no place to stay
Driving livestock in the mid-air - showing the horse's feet
Hanging caltrops in the mid-air - Satire (wind) thorn
Hanging scissors in the mid-air - Gao Cai (cutting)
Horse riding in mid-air - soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist
Counting fingers in mid-air - it counts as high
Half-pulled melon seeds - does not count as a person (benevolence)
Half a basket of magpies - chirping
Departing halfway - beginning but no end
News on the way - hearsay
Losing the abacus on the way - miscalculation
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Keeping guests on the road - talk lively; speak enthusiastically
Cheng Yaojin shows up on the road - something went wrong; caught off guard; sudden
Half a bottle Vinegar - wandering around
Guanyin on the mountain cliff - an honest (stone) person
Pouring of bad water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain - downstream
Half a day Walking on a tightrope in the clouds - being on tenterhooks
A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - a lucky star shines high
Blowing a suona in the clouds for half a day - thinking (loud) high
Half a day of rain in the clouds - it will not become a climate; it will not become a climate
Half a day of rain in the clouds - pretending to be crazy (wind)
Half a day of rain in the clouds - flipping through the account books - it counts High
Watching the fight in the clouds for half a day - standing by and watching
Doing household chores in the clouds for half a day - empty talk
Bolid balloons floating in the clouds for half a day - high above; nowhere to be found
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Half a day in the clouds riding a crane - flying far away
Half a day in the clouds making clothes - Gao Cai (tailoring)
Half a day in the clouds clapping hands - master
Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail
Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)
Playing the piano in the middle of the night - making fun in secret
The cock crows in the middle of the night - I don't know; the time is messed up
Call the girl's door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind
The quilt in the middle of the night - is getting hot
Hide and seek in the middle of the night - blind touch; unable to touch
Chatting in the middle of the night - nonsense
Getting up in the middle of the night to get dressed - too early
Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - having a clear conscience
Raining in the middle of the night - whereabouts unknown; whereabouts unknown
Having nightmares in the middle of the night - a false alarm; a false alarm
Dreaming about chewing pig trotters in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; thinking about things that are not beautiful
Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; thinking about things that are not beautiful
Pretend Qin Hui's costume was not removed - who has never seen that two-faced man
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - a wise man like a fool
Stumbled and fell down beside the cesspool - not far from death (shit)
Flick your arms - stop doing it
Hidden pearls in clams - the good stuff is inside
Blow fire with sticks - know nothing about it
The mallet hits the vat - it falls apart
The mallet serves as a needle - regardless of thickness
The mallet turns into a candle - carelessness
The mallet enters the city - becomes a fine thing Making trouble
Inserting a needle into the mallet - thick and thin
Knocking the mallet on the bamboo tube - fantasy (sound)
The mallet goes to the sky - one day it will fall to the ground
Hitting a duck with a stick - squeaking (croaking)
Hitting a mandarin duck with a stick - difficult to separate; the two are separated
Making a cake out of a stick - not a serious ingredient
Boiled gourd with stick noodles - confused; confused
Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs
Arranged marriage - involuntarily; Involuntarily
Bao Danbu washes his face - generous
Bao Gong's Shangfang sword - chop first and then play
Bao Gong's guillotine - does not recognize people
Bao Gong adjudicated the case - accepting the truth but not the person
Bao
Distributing grain to the public - for the sake of the poor
Bao Gong killed his nephew - first dealt with the internal situation, and then the outside world
Bao Gong tried the case - was impartial and selfless; he disowned his relatives
Gong Bao guillotined the emperor's relatives - the law is intolerable
Getting on the plane with the cloth wrapped around his feet - reaching the sky in one step
Griddles grew on the cloth wrapped around his feet - Hao Jiao ( Feet) color (lice)
Wraps made of foot-wrapped cloth - Wen (wen) cannot be literary (wen), martial arts (dance) cannot be martial arts (dance)
Wraps made of foot-wrapped cloth Clamping buttons - smelly and hard; smelly and hard
Wrapped feet cloth to make a neck scarf - smelly all around
Using yuanxiao wrappers to make pancakes - a versatile person
Eat the buns until the bean paste is on the edge - taste the sweetness
The buns are grinning - the fillings are beautiful
Don't remove the pan when the buns are cooked - feeling angry
Open the mouth of the steamed stuffed bun - reveal the stuffing
The corn stick is infested with worms - focus on (drilling) the heart
The corn batter - not much oil and water; not much oil and water
Hail smashed Picked up the cotton tree - Commander-in-Chief
Taking items from the treasure bag--at your fingertips
The treasure gourd on the top of the pagoda--top of the top
Full of dry food Carry an umbrella on a sunny day - be prepared
A big lock on the safe - foolproof
A detonator in the safe - hidden murderous intent
Camels sold in Baoguo Temple - - There is no such thing (temple)
The rooster telling the time - no need to rush
The editorial in the newspaper - telling the truth every sentence
The bamboo pole reaches the chicken coop ——Making trouble
Building a bridge with bamboo poles——Sadness
Twisting lamp grass in the bamboo poles——One heart
Bamboo baskets to draw water nets to block the wind——all in vain
Playing with a machete in the bamboo forest - can't create a scene
The phoenix in the bamboo cage - has wings and can't fly
Bamboo sieve to collect water - full of loopholes
Lighting a fire in a bamboo tube - taking care of it
Beating a drum in a bamboo tube - air to air
Looking at the sky in a bamboo tube - seeing with one hole; not seeing much
Throwing pig gall into the well - the bitterness is deep
Pigs have acne - nausea
Pig brains - they will never wake up
Pigs The meat on the body - some are fat and some are thin
The pig head is hung on the pepper tree - it feels numb
The lard is poured into the water tank - it is faint (meat)
The bamboo pole bites off the bamboo root - they all die together
The bamboo pole supports the ship - they cannot row it
The bamboo pole hits the moon - they cannot reach it
Sleeping on the bamboo pole ——It’s difficult to turn over; it’s impossible to turn over
Zhu Bajie plays the machete—not smoothly
Zhu Bajie plays the string instrument—smug
Zhu Bajie listens to the Book of Heaven—knows nothing
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Zhu Bajie goes down the mountain - does not wait (monkey)
Zhu Bajie lifts the door curtain - shows his face
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside
Zhu Bajie sits in the prison room - an unjust injustice
Zhu Bajie dreams of marrying a wife - thinks of good things; thinks of bad things
Putting green onions in pig's nose - pretending to be beautiful (elephant)
Raising camels in a pig pen - outstanding
Zhu Bajie saw the white-bone spirit - salivating
Zhu Bajie was carrying a knife on his shoulder - a sloppy soldier
Zhu Bajie eats watermelon - swallows it all
Zhu Bajie eats jujubes - swallows it whole
Zhu Bajie first enters Gaojiazhuang - pretending to be a hero
Zhu Bajie wears a leather jacket ——Shameless
Zhu Bajie brags—talks big words
Zhu Bajie wears glasses—pretends to be polite; pretends to be polite
Zhu Bajie climbs the wall—beats him up
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Zhu Bajie fights grasshoppers - clumsy
Zhuge Liang becomes prime minister - devotes himself to death and then dies
Zhu Bajie eats fried liver - mutilates his own flesh and blood
>Zhu Bajie eats big meat - forgets his roots
Zhu Bajie eats noodles - thick and thin; wolfs down Zhu Bajie's rake - knocks him down
Zhu Bajie's backbone - a person without (enlightenment) ability (Back)
Zhu Bajie fell into the swill bucket - eating and drinking
Zhu Bajie fell into the wine vat - having a feast
Zhu Bajie rides on the clouds ——Show off your skills
Zhu Bajie meets Miss Gao——Changes his appearance
Zhuge Liang borrows arrows from a straw boat——Borrows never return
Zhuge Liang lets Meng Huo go——play hard to get
Zhuge Liang burned incense and played the harp - making a fuss
Zhuge Liang opened his mouth - it was all a trick
Zhuge Liang played the harp to retreat from Zhongda - not messing up in the face of danger
Zhuge Liang used the empty city strategy - he had no choice but to do it
Zhuge Liang fought against the Confucian scholars - all with one mouth; all with his mouth
Zhuge Liang governed Shu - complied with the people's wishes
Zhuge Liang frowned - the plan was in his heart; the plan was in his heart
Zhuge Liang lived in a thatched cottage - he didn't appreciate his talent
The heavy hammer fell on the steel plate - there was a sound when it hit the ground
Zhou Cang fights against Li Kui - a bold plan
Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to calm the world - loses his wife and defeats the army
King Zhou Wen invites Jiang Taigong - find people who understand
King Zhou You plays with the princes - not keeping his word
Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang - angry
Zhou Yu wears straw sandals - Qiongdudu (Governor)
Zhou Yu invited Jiang Qian - ulterior motives
Zhu De's pole - named and surnamed
Listening to the crow of roosters on Mount Everest - high-profile
Paper Yuanbao - empty in the belly
Umbrella made of paper - useless; useless
Just talking but not practicing - just talking
Pointing at the bald man and scolding the monk - making use of the theme
The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed the leap month of August - reunion has passed and reunion again
Appreciating osmanthus during the Mid-Autumn Festival - the flowers are full and the moon is full
A desk-wiping book in a traditional Chinese medicine store—all the sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy
Zhong Xu opens a restaurant—no ghosts come to the door
Tug of war—working together
Everyone’s horse, the public donkey—whoever likes to ride can ride it
Paper trumpet—you can’t blow it; stop blowing it
Paper bar— *Can’t live; can’t*
Paper tiger - cannot scare people; vulnerable; does not bite; don’t be afraid
Paper hat - can be pierced with one poke
Paper fists – easy to do
Paper fan – take risks
Paper glasses – cover people’s eyes
Paper house - no room for people
Paper doll - empty belly
Paper packed with fire - unable to hide the noon sun - shining brightly
The county magistrate fell into the manure pit - a corrupt (dirty) official
A spider walks - private (silk) connected to private (silk)
Playing a gong in the sesame field - Hit the mark
The rotten watermelon in the sesame field - count you the most
The mice in the sesame field - popular
The corn grows in the sesame field - — Uneven heights
Mung beans in sesame seeds—count them as big as they are
Sesame face—so big a face
Zhang Side burns charcoal—wholeheartedly
Bees make honey—not for themselves
Steamed buns as a gift to my daughter—sincerely
A two-foot-long fire blower—only one heart
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Looking at the plains from ten miles up the mountain - looking at the distant view
The eighty-year-old old woman is doing embroidery - old age to work hard
The old lady is looking for a plane - looking into the distance
A single spark can start a prairie fire
Ants climb trees—not afraid of heights
A dwarf is afraid of mountains—climb higher step by step
If you want to see a thousand miles away—go to a higher level
A blind man enters school—doesn’t know how to read (lose )
The sorghum pole in the dog days - rising steadily
The old tiger - the ambition is still there
Driving rivets on the steel plate - unwavering
Bricks to build a wall - coming from behind
Performing acrobatics immediately - skillful and bold
The general will not dismount - rush forward
Athletes on the playing field - scrambling to be the first
Playing tricks on telephone poles - high martial arts skills
Carrying water and riding bicycles - high skills
Women with small feet playing football ——The tip
The buffalo crosses the river——shows his head and feet
The one-armed general——has a hand
Forty miles without changing shoulders——Under the sparrow Eggs
Business in the blacksmith shop - everything is done well
Hang the kettle on the beam - high level
Osprey down to the cave - great achievements
The tender bamboo pole lifts the big basket - the back is formidable
The spring seedlings catch fish - it's the right time
The head has no hair - the future is bright
The big girl is a matchmaker - people have passed before others
Sesame seeds are blooming - growing higher and higher
Bamboo shoots breaking through the ground - rising steadily
Yang Linggong's sons - one is better than the other
I joined the Youth League and joined the party - a stronger generation
Singing loudly on a plane - making great progress
Pulling a cart on a sand stall - one step at a time
Wearing thong shoes and walking on a dirt road - step by step
A fully wound clock - not taking a break for a minute or a second
Climbing Mount Taishan with stones - not that easy
A ninety-year-old man learning martial arts - he is more than willing but not strong enough
Zhang Fei embroidery - not strong enough
Bean sprouts growing on the plate - unable to take root
Riding on the back of a tiger - unable to stop
Buffalo digging into a mouse hole - not feasible
Zhiguo tree - many flowers, few fruits
Building a house on the beach - unstable
Duckweed on the water - unstable roots
Dragonfly Shaking the Stone Pillar - Don't even think about it
Cheng Ying snitched on the search for Zhao Wu - gave up his children to save the orphan
Lotus root in the river - selfless (silk)
The toad sat in the well - he only saw the sky as big as a bowl
Drawing a well when he was thirsty - it was too late
The rooster laid eggs - there was no hope
王字Compared with jade characters - only a little bit different
Losing the watermelon and picking up sesame seeds - losing a lot for a small amount
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside
Zhu Bajie's backbone - the incompetent person (the back of Wu Neng)
Zhu Bajie wears flowers - self-beauty
The White Bone Demon's plan failed - he made another plan
Monk holding an umbrella - lawless
Zhu Bajie reading - unexpectedly literate
Tathagata Guanyin - fake couple
Six Little Lingtong----Sun Xingzhe
Sun Dasheng pulls out the monkey's hair----Look at my seventy-two transformations
The Bull Demon King and Little White Dragon take photo stickers---- Authentic bull-headed horse noodles
Monkeys in Huaguo Mountain---Lawless
Monkeys climb bamboo poles---jump up and down
The Roaring Dog will not stop after crossing the single-plank bridge. Can bark - photographic memory (bark)
Bajie guarantees the success of the matchmaker - Zhulianbihe (Zhulianbihe)
Zhubajie enters his daughter Country - dazzled
The Bull Demon King and Little White Dragon took photos of the bull-headed horse face
Zhu Bajie married a wife-carried away
The crew of "Journey to the West" meets - concentrate
Sun Houhou is in charge of the world-----has hands and feet
Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back: He is willing to spend money
Strength
Zhu Bajie is not an immortal: the bad thing is his mouth
Zhu Bajie eats coptis: it hurts his mouth
Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit: it hurts his mouth
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Zhu Bajie eats pig crows: he mutilates his own flesh and blood
Zhu Bajie pretends to be a hero: he is just flattering his lips
Zhu Bajie wears earrings: he thinks he is beautiful
Zhu Bajie Dai Hua: The more the uglier, the uglier
Zhu Bajie’s martial arts: a rake
Zhu Bajie’s mouth: self-appreciation
Zhu Bajie falls into a kaleidoscope: full of ugliness
Zhu Bajie looked angry: ugly and evil
Zhu Bajie arched the curtain: his mouth came first
Zhu Bajie crossed the Flame Mountain: he raked it over
Zhu Bajie entered The Kingdom of Women: dazzled
Zhu Bajie enters the slaughterhouse: he contributes himself
Zhu Bajie gnaws on ground pears: what kind of immortals eat fruits
Zhu Bajie prays to Buddha in heaven : Dust the heart out of balance
Zhu Bajie buys pork liver: rare heart
Zhu Bajie sells fried liver: which lung is this
Zhu Bajie sells jelly: the number of samples is not enough A lot, a lot of taste
Zhu Bajie’s Thirty-Six Changes: No one has a good face
Zhu Bajie plays a trick: beats him upside down with a rake
Zhu Bajie throws a mirror: Afraid of being ugly
Zhu Bajie seeks Buddhist scriptures from the west: half-hearted
Zhu Bajie goes on a blind date: afraid of showing his face
Zhu Bajie wants to marry a wife: wishful thinking
Zhu Bajie’s daughter-in-law: willingly
Zhu Bajie seeks a wife: a black man with a black light
Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror: looking for embarrassment
Zhu Bajie’s photo: looking for embarrassment (watch)
A mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat the mouse. When it sees a cat - its bones are soft
A mouse pulls a shovel - the big head is behind. A mouse eats a cat - a strange thing
A mouse chews a leather ball - eats (guest ) The angry mouse got into the bellows - both ends were angry
The cow's hooves - the grass in the cow's mouth - couldn't be pulled out
The old cow got on the nose rope - the old cow couldn't run away Towing a broken car - three swings
Piercing a cow's nose - Letting others lead the cow to eat cabbage - Everyone loves it
The beard on the tiger's mouth - Who dares to touch the tiger and go down the mountain — Coming with ferocious force
The tiger goes up the mountain—Who dares to stop the tiger from going to the street—Everyone is afraid
The tiger has wings—The tiger becomes a monk because of God—Human face and animal heart
Rabbit Don't eat grass on the edge of the nest - be merciful (green) Rabbit's legs - run fast
Rabbit's ears - hear far away Rabbit's mouth - three pieces
Rabbit's tail - long Can't beat the rabbit and chase the tortoise - can catch up
Two people dance the dragon - there is a head and a tail, the dragon's head does not pull the pony tail - the force is wrong
Ye Gong loves dragons - fake love dragon lantern beard - no one cares
The dragon boat is loaded with dung—the infamous carp jumps over the dragon gate—Gaosheng
Snakes eat eels—snake snakes burrow into bamboo tubes longer than others—so they have to take this route
Snake burrows through holes—Gu Ignoring the flies on the snake's head before and behind - self-provided food and clothing
The snake enters the tube-the nature of the snake is that the snake enters the crooked hole-it is difficult to retreat
The horse bit is worn on the cow's mouth - Hu Le The horse's tail is stuck in tofu - can't lift it up
The horse's tail rubs the rope - it can't be closed. A donkey's head sticks out in the manger - there is an extra mouth
Horses fighting - look at the question (hooves) Horse Raising its hind legs - showing off one's strength
The sheep got into the tiger's mouth - it could get in, but could not get out. The lamb sucked milk - knelt down on its knees
A rabbit ran out of the flock - Count them small, count their fines. Take the ostrich hair from the sheep - there is no way
A camel escapes from the sheep flock - how can it show its majesty? The sheep look at the fence - a dilemma
Monkeys climb trees - a good trick Monkey grows horns - makes a fool of himself
Monkey looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and outside. Monkey fishes for the moon - busy in vain
Monkey's face - changes to a monkey reading a book - pretending to be polite
Chicken pees—I have never seen a chicken bow to a weasel
Year - Throw yourself into a trap
Making shuttlecocks with chicken feathers - Playful chickens hatching ducks - Busy work
Fried leeks with chicken feathers - Messy egg shell dough - not much hair
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The dog eats the tortoise - the head cannot be found and the dog pulls out the intestines - the longer they are pulled, the longer they are pulled
The dog catches the mouse and the cat looks after the house - the abnormal dog barks at the moon - rare and strange
The dog lifts Door curtain - all depends on one mouth, dog bites mouse - nosy
Pigs push forward, chickens chop backwards - each has his own way. Pig head - refuse to steal
Pork Bathing in soup - I'm tired of it. The pig bristle brush is so thick and hard
I dig out the loach in the pig's mouth - I can't even dig out the pig's intestines - I can't lift it up
A two-month-old girl (n n Children)
Shu (an ugly monster in folklore that devours children) is worried about children; uneasy
Teasing children with knives is not fun
The clever daughter-in-law dresses up like a girl (ka kid) and changes her appearance in one day
The three-year-old child buys a coffin and prepares it early
The three-year-old child pastes couplets without distinguishing the top and bottom
Fifteen children were playing and crying and laughing
Fifteen children were sleeping in the courtyard in a mess
Children were breaking bamboo shoots and making top tips
Children were spinning spinning tops; Can't spin without spinning
A child wearing big shoes can't lift it; can't lift it up; can't carry it
A child can't play a trumpet very well
A child's butt, a drunkard It’s difficult to control the mouth
Children love and fear setting off firecrackers
Children set off fireworks in a flash of light
It’s too overwhelming for children to climb onto the well platform
The child cannot climb up the wall
The child cannot carry the sedan chair
The child is about to have his head shaved
The child is playing with the trumpet
Children play tricks, you coax me, I coax you
Children play house sometimes good, sometimes bad
Little girl (n n child) pulls carrots
●. Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).
●. Song Jiang’s military adviser----------useless. (Wu Yong).
●. The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).
●. The straw hat seller throws his pole ------ pay attention. (leave the rope).
●. My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).
●. My nephew lights up lanterns----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao).
●. The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum).
●. Half a tael of cotton----------no need to discuss. (no bullet required).
●. The bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky).
●. Elf transition------------Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).
●. Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).
●. The weather in the twelfth lunar month----------do something about it. (frozen hands and frozen feet).
●. It makes no sense for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).
●. Stones were thrown into public toilets------causing public outrage. (causing public feces).
●. Wearing a leather jacket backwards----------pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).
●. Confucius moving ---------- is a net loss. (It’s just a book).
●. Pregnant women take risks by walking on a single-plank bridge. (Take risks).
●. Grandma died and her son was helpless. (no uncle).
●. Husband slaps his fan--------- desolate. (Wife Liang).
●. The scholar’s ??towel----------guaranteed loss. (Book included).
●. The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation).
●. It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needles. (Not enough for a flag).
●. A dull knife breaks bamboo------------I can’t think about it. (It won’t ring).
●. Tie chicken feathers to the telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).
●. Cracking melon seeds will bring out bed bugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).
●. Dengcao playing drums------------I don’t want to. (no sound).
●. The lamp grass crutch------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).
●. Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).
●. Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).
●. Playing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).
●. The Dragon King moves ----------awesome. (off the sea).
●. Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).
●. Dung boat crossing the river------------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).
●. Sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitter).
●. Open the drawer in the drug store and look for something to play. (find pills).
●. The toad jumped into the well -------- I don’t understand. (Pfft).
●. Riding a horse for singing opera----------No. (walk).
●. Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).
●. Eating dumplings without the fillings is naughty. (picking skin).
●. Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).
●. Make lanterns and move rocks---do as you are told. (copy).
●. The flood washed away the earth temple ------ pay attention. (Liu Shen).
●. Crack the whip in the plowed fields----brag. (to urge cattle).
●. The backbone of a child----------a villain. (The back of the villain).
●. The aviation soldiers turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).
●. The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).
●. The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).
●. The freighter went out to sea----------layman. (foreign airlines).
●. Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).
●. The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).
●. Soaking stones in a sauce jar--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).
●. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (has a round sound).
●. It’s not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).
●. Eating ginseng on the butt----------candidate. (Added later).
●. Emperor Pi’s mother----his skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).
●. Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).
●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).
●. Planting vegetables on the wall----------No chance. (no garden).
●. Fan and talk----crazy talk. (Gossip).
●. Twelve taels of silver---------certain. (One tablet).
●. Sleeping guarding the toilet----you are not far from death. (Not far from shit).
●. Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).
●. Eating in a small bowl----------depending on the sky. (by Tim).
●. The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).
●. The tortoise has a chicken feather in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).
●. There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).
●. Qi Xianhe, the birthday boy----------no way out. (No more deer).
●. Put down 18 yuan twice ------ I have heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).
●. The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).
●. Wearing pigtails behind the butt ------ is against the law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).
●. The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).
●. The rice pot was smoking------------confused. (The rice is mushy).
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