Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - A complete collection of allegorical sayings

A complete collection of allegorical sayings

Adou's empire - free of charge

Grandma has a beard - abnormal

Sister A Qing pours tea - no water leaks; no drop leaks

Being whipped rather than stick-eating the soft rather than the hard

The beaten dog bites the chicken-taking it out on others

The beaten turtle-shrinking its neck

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The beaten dog - angry

The frosted foxtail grass - wilted

Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - inside and outside Fever

Going up a short ladder to a high house - cannot reach the eaves

The dwarf farted - being humble

The dwarf went sightseeing - echoed the words

The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind

The dwarf watches a play - listens to the sound

The dwarf pulls out the general from within - makes do with the materials; makes the best out of the shortest

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The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it

The dwarf climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step

The format of the eight-legged essay - the same

Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming steam

Eighty people carrying the sedan chair - so majestic

The eighty-year-old man suffered from shaking head disease - no one wants it; no one can help it

The eighty-year old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath

The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a cliché (playing)

Eighty An old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

An eighty-year-old man learns the craft - he works hard in his old age

An eighty-year-old old man with no family fortune - he has no successor

Shaving a beard at the age of eighty - dissatisfaction with old age

An eighty-year-old man carrying a burden - he has more than enough ambition but lacks strength

Growing a beard at the age of eighty - an old idea

Childless at eighty years old - lonely in old age

Having a son at eighty years old - generations behind us

Dancing at eighty years old - naive

Playing with monkeys at the age of eighty - an old trick

Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty - all old tunes; old tunes

Learning to beat at the age of eighty - fighting for your life

The 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child - rejuvenating himself

The 80-year-old actor stands at the counter - he is always good at it

The eighty-five-year-old actor shoots a rabbit - the gain outweighs the gain

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Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing their magical powers

Eight Immortals gathering - chatting with gods

The Eight Immortals table is missing a leg - it will not sit flat

Lamps are placed on the Eight Immortals table - Clearly laid out

The table of the Eight Immortals - sharp and angular

The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - so difficult to invite

Bitter melon in August - red in the heart

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August’s lotus root—fresh and tender

August’s pomegranate—a head full of ideas

August’s persimmon—the older it gets, the redder it becomes; Laolaihong

Osmanthus blooms in August - the fragrance is everywhere

The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves

New Year's Eve dinner on August 15th - It’s still early

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th - different

Eating rice dumplings on August 15th - not the right time

On August 15th Mooncakes - everyone is happy; everyone loves them; above and below

The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just and bright

Duan Yang Festival on August 15th - It's late; it's too late

Watching dragon lanterns on August 15th - half a year late

Having a baby on August 15th - just in time

August Send moon cakes on the 15th day of the lunar month - just in time for the festival

Clouds cover the moon on the 15th day of the 8th month - disappointing

Steamed rice cakes on the 15th day of the 8th month - get it early (jujube)

August 15 kinds of peanuts - blind command

Eight-legged crab - domineering

Not a single sign - no features; far from the mark; far from the mark

Sores on the palm - poisonous hand

Putting the shoe on the palm - no way; unable to walk

Spreading pancakes on the palm - skillful hand; good hand

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A toad with its skin peeled off - annoying when alive, but scary when dead

A temple with its walls peeled off - panicked

Plantains planted in ancient trees - —

Rough branches and large leaves

Panana blossoms - one heart; closely connected

Panana leaves build bird's nests - the good times don't last long

Scars, eyes and sores - so bad Together

Pluck weeds to attract snakes - ask for trouble; ask for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

The jointed sorghum is getting higher and higher; the joints are rising

The jointed sorghum is the light on both sides

The jointed alarm clock is dedicated to reminding people

Plucked the radish - the hole is there

Plucked the radish and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last

The plucked phoenix - not as good as a chicken

A pigeon that has its feathers plucked - cannot fly

Plucked out the plug and does not use water - is stubborn

Plucked its feathers to encourage growth - eager for success

Ba Jiao A donkey chases a rabbit - can't catch up; can't drive it out

Ba Zi is about to go to the battlefield - life or death

Ba Zi pulls a carrot - crooked

Ba Zi The son walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good

Bazi beats the siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts

Bazi rides the horse - out of reach

Bazi The leader comes to power - his position is unstable

Rubbing snot on his face - asking for embarrassment

Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain

Put your face in your trousers - shameful

Drive people under the wall - desperate

Treat the doll like a monkey - fool people

Treat Yaochai as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - always hit the mark

Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice

White-necked old bird - opening is a disaster

White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different

White cloth entering the dye vat - cannot be washed; cannot be washed Net

White cloth to make cotton-padded jackets - they are all rational (inside) anyway

Baicai Bangzi - good to look at but not delicious; good-looking but not delicious

Baicai Patch Playing with a sickle - lost heart

Chinese cabbage and tofu stewed - no one takes credit for it

Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) plus kiss (green)

The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride - a demon with evil spirit

The white-bone spirit performs somersaults - a ghost trick

The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman - a human face and a ghost heart

The White-bone Demon speaks human language - confuses the public with his evil words

The White-bone Demon delivers food - is ambitious; has no good intentions

The White-bone Demon speaks - confuses the public with his evil words

The White Bone Demon meets Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed

The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out

The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent

Painting with boiled water ——Light (clear) understatement

A white wax pole bears sweet-scented osmanthus——the roots are not right

A white wax pole makes a comeback—a single pick

A heart made of white wax ——Can't see the sun, can't see the fire

The white-faced traitor appears - evil appearance; evil appearance

The white-faced wolf wears a straw hat-cannot change people

White A wolf-faced man wearing glasses - pretending to be a good person; pretending to be a good person

A fox with a white tail tip - a cunning and cunning person

A white cat crawling into a pit - discrediting himself

The white-haired crow - unique

The White Snake fights against the sea of ????fafa - shines brightly

The White Snake floods the golden mountain - goes to war

The White Snake Meeting Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thin thread

Seeing ghosts in the daytime - mysterious; feeling sick in my heart

Dreaming in the day - random thoughts

Putting milk in a pot of white water - It can't be done; it can't be done

Gypsum under white water - it won't turn into tofu

Boiled cabbage in white water - bland and tasteless

Cooking in white water - cooking without rice

Bai Suzhen never abandons Xu Xian - love is inseparable

Arsenic wrapped in white sugar - poison inside

White sugar has a mouth with a knife in the heart - honey in the mouth and a sword in the belly

Daytime Lighting a lantern - no use

Looking forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't think about it

Lighting up a lamp during the day - unnecessary

Catching ghosts during the day - no shadow

White iron ax - two-sided light

The white crane has grown A bald tail - a fly in the ointment

The underworld drawn on white paper - cannot be erased; it is obvious; it is clear; it is crystal clear

Black words written on white paper - black and white are distinct; It's obvious; it's clear, it's crystal clear

A lantern made of white paper - it lights up at once

Hung scissors on the end of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)

All rivers return to the sea - the general trend

Department stores sell suits - one set

Department stores sell shoes and socks - each size

A hundred kilograms of load plus an iron weight - a heavy responsibility is on the shoulders; shouldering a heavy responsibility

A hundred kilograms of noodles steamed with longevity peaches - a waste snack

A hundred kilograms of weight can be carried on the shoulders, and one or two pen poles can lift it Unmoved - Big Boss

A family in Baili Grassland - lonely

Baili Xi recognizes his wife - high position and never forgets old love

Baili Xi Li Xi feeds cows and worships the prime minister - people should not be judged by their appearance

Lark playing with peonies - birds singing and flowers fragrant

100-meter race - every second counts; race against time; rush to catch up; rush to catch up

100-year-old pine trees, bananas in May - rough branches and big leaves

No rain for a hundred days - long-lasting love (clear)

100-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - old-fashioned

A million-strong army went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized troops and mobilized the masses

Hung red lights on a hundred-foot-high pole - extremely red

Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend

Asphalt burns a pig's head - —Uproot the prodigal

The prodigal will turn around—gold will not be exchanged

The defeated will collect the remaining soldiers—reorganize the team

Let the brothers open a cocoon shop—form a party for private gain (silk)

New Year's greetings - just say good things

Walking into the Luzu Temple - walking into the wrong door; looking for the wrong door

Can't stop riding the rabbit - no Stable; unstable

Sit on the sesame cakes if you can’t push them down - the face person

Knock down the quilt to scare the mother-in-law - shrew

Knock down the gourd and sprinkle it Burning oil - if you don't do it, you will never stop

Hold the stove to dry your hair - burnt (burned)

Try to settle accounts with your fingers - there are many

The yamen servant in the class room - the footman

The turtle dove nestled in the nest - hanging egg

The head of the zebra - clear and logical

The turtle dove fights - showing off

Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - the more you make it, the worse it gets; wasted effort; wasted effort

Lifting the stone roller to hit the grinding plate - hitting the solid (stone) solid (stone)

Lifting a rock to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; overestimating one's ability; being unable to do it; being out of reach

Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air

Put an egg on the bench - good Danger; adventure; danger; unreliability; unreliability

Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit firmly; unable to sit still

Sleeping on the bench - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over

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Playing mahjong on the bench - you can't pull it apart; you can't create a scene

Drilling holes on the bench - there are holes in the bench; there are holes in the bench

Chopping firewood with a wooden ax - chopping with one side

The door gods are posted on the board - one facing east and the other west

The loach on the board – no place to stay; no place to hide

Nails on the board ——Real; not running; unable to run; unable to change; unable to change

Knocking a nail on the board—steady and steady

Half of a sheep’s head—one horn

Half a pig's head - one eye

Picked up a trumpet on the way - I can play it

Half of a half-assed person - two hundred and fifty

Half a copper coin - Not a square circle

Half a brick - thrown away

Half a brick to eight ounces - on par; each other; the same thing; the same thing; no one suffers.

Put half a catty on four ounces - it rises high

Clouds in mid-air - ever-changing

Do a trick in mid-air - a big somersault

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Torch in mid-air——Gao Ming

Balloon in mid-air——

It can't reach the sky, it can't reach the ground; it's hanging.

Set off firecrackers in mid-air - think (loud) high

Build a house in mid-air - no place to stay; no place to stay

Driving livestock in the mid-air - showing the horse's feet

Hanging caltrops in the mid-air - Satire (wind) thorn

Hanging scissors in the mid-air - Gao Cai (cutting)

Horse riding in mid-air - soaring in the clouds and riding in the mist

Counting fingers in mid-air - it counts as high

Half-pulled melon seeds - does not count as a person (benevolence)

Half a basket of magpies - chirping

Departing halfway - beginning but no end

News on the way - hearsay

Losing the abacus on the way - miscalculation

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Keeping guests on the road - talk lively; speak enthusiastically

Cheng Yaojin shows up on the road - something went wrong; caught off guard; sudden

Half a bottle Vinegar - wandering around

Guanyin on the mountain cliff - an honest (stone) person

Pouring of bad water (water skiing) halfway up the mountain - downstream

Half a day Walking on a tightrope in the clouds - being on tenterhooks

A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - a lucky star shines high

Blowing a suona in the clouds for half a day - thinking (loud) high

Half a day of rain in the clouds - it will not become a climate; it will not become a climate

Half a day of rain in the clouds - pretending to be crazy (wind)

Half a day of rain in the clouds - flipping through the account books - it counts High

Watching the fight in the clouds for half a day - standing by and watching

Doing household chores in the clouds for half a day - empty talk

Bolid balloons floating in the clouds for half a day - high above; nowhere to be found

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Half a day in the clouds riding a crane - flying far away

Half a day in the clouds making clothes - Gao Cai (tailoring)

Half a day in the clouds clapping hands - master

Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail

Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)

Playing the piano in the middle of the night - making fun in secret

The cock crows in the middle of the night - I don't know; the time is messed up

Call the girl's door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind

The quilt in the middle of the night - is getting hot

Hide and seek in the middle of the night - blind touch; unable to touch

Chatting in the middle of the night - nonsense

Getting up in the middle of the night to get dressed - too early

Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - having a clear conscience

Raining in the middle of the night - whereabouts unknown; whereabouts unknown

Having nightmares in the middle of the night - a false alarm; a false alarm

Dreaming about chewing pig trotters in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; thinking about things that are not beautiful

Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night - thinking about good things; thinking about things that are not beautiful

Pretend Qin Hui's costume was not removed - who has never seen that two-faced man

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - a wise man like a fool

Stumbled and fell down beside the cesspool - not far from death (shit)

Flick your arms - stop doing it

Hidden pearls in clams - the good stuff is inside

Blow fire with sticks - know nothing about it

The mallet hits the vat - it falls apart

The mallet serves as a needle - regardless of thickness

The mallet turns into a candle - carelessness

The mallet enters the city - becomes a fine thing Making trouble

Inserting a needle into the mallet - thick and thin

Knocking the mallet on the bamboo tube - fantasy (sound)

The mallet goes to the sky - one day it will fall to the ground

Hitting a duck with a stick - squeaking (croaking)

Hitting a mandarin duck with a stick - difficult to separate; the two are separated

Making a cake out of a stick - not a serious ingredient

Boiled gourd with stick noodles - confused; confused

Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs

Arranged marriage - involuntarily; Involuntarily

Bao Danbu washes his face - generous

Bao Gong's Shangfang sword - chop first and then play

Bao Gong's guillotine - does not recognize people

Bao Gong adjudicated the case - accepting the truth but not the person

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Distributing grain to the public - for the sake of the poor

Bao Gong killed his nephew - first dealt with the internal situation, and then the outside world

Bao Gong tried the case - was impartial and selfless; he disowned his relatives

Gong Bao guillotined the emperor's relatives - the law is intolerable

Getting on the plane with the cloth wrapped around his feet - reaching the sky in one step

Griddles grew on the cloth wrapped around his feet - Hao Jiao ( Feet) color (lice)

Wraps made of foot-wrapped cloth - Wen (wen) cannot be literary (wen), martial arts (dance) cannot be martial arts (dance)

Wraps made of foot-wrapped cloth Clamping buttons - smelly and hard; smelly and hard

Wrapped feet cloth to make a neck scarf - smelly all around

Using yuanxiao wrappers to make pancakes - a versatile person

Eat the buns until the bean paste is on the edge - taste the sweetness

The buns are grinning - the fillings are beautiful

Don't remove the pan when the buns are cooked - feeling angry

Open the mouth of the steamed stuffed bun - reveal the stuffing

The corn stick is infested with worms - focus on (drilling) the heart

The corn batter - not much oil and water; not much oil and water

Hail smashed Picked up the cotton tree - Commander-in-Chief

Taking items from the treasure bag--at your fingertips

The treasure gourd on the top of the pagoda--top of the top

Full of dry food Carry an umbrella on a sunny day - be prepared

A big lock on the safe - foolproof

A detonator in the safe - hidden murderous intent

Camels sold in Baoguo Temple - - There is no such thing (temple)

The rooster telling the time - no need to rush

The editorial in the newspaper - telling the truth every sentence

The bamboo pole reaches the chicken coop ——Making trouble

Building a bridge with bamboo poles——Sadness

Twisting lamp grass in the bamboo poles——One heart

Bamboo baskets to draw water nets to block the wind——all in vain

Playing with a machete in the bamboo forest - can't create a scene

The phoenix in the bamboo cage - has wings and can't fly

Bamboo sieve to collect water - full of loopholes

Lighting a fire in a bamboo tube - taking care of it

Beating a drum in a bamboo tube - air to air

Looking at the sky in a bamboo tube - seeing with one hole; not seeing much

Throwing pig gall into the well - the bitterness is deep

Pigs have acne - nausea

Pig brains - they will never wake up

Pigs The meat on the body - some are fat and some are thin

The pig head is hung on the pepper tree - it feels numb

The lard is poured into the water tank - it is faint (meat)

The bamboo pole bites off the bamboo root - they all die together

The bamboo pole supports the ship - they cannot row it

The bamboo pole hits the moon - they cannot reach it

Sleeping on the bamboo pole ——It’s difficult to turn over; it’s impossible to turn over

Zhu Bajie plays the machete—not smoothly

Zhu Bajie plays the string instrument—smug

Zhu Bajie listens to the Book of Heaven—knows nothing

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Zhu Bajie goes down the mountain - does not wait (monkey)

Zhu Bajie lifts the door curtain - shows his face

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside

Zhu Bajie sits in the prison room - an unjust injustice

Zhu Bajie dreams of marrying a wife - thinks of good things; thinks of bad things

Putting green onions in pig's nose - pretending to be beautiful (elephant)

Raising camels in a pig pen - outstanding

Zhu Bajie saw the white-bone spirit - salivating

Zhu Bajie was carrying a knife on his shoulder - a sloppy soldier

Zhu Bajie eats watermelon - swallows it all

Zhu Bajie eats jujubes - swallows it whole

Zhu Bajie first enters Gaojiazhuang - pretending to be a hero

Zhu Bajie wears a leather jacket ——Shameless

Zhu Bajie brags—talks big words

Zhu Bajie wears glasses—pretends to be polite; pretends to be polite

Zhu Bajie climbs the wall—beats him up

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Zhu Bajie fights grasshoppers - clumsy

Zhuge Liang becomes prime minister - devotes himself to death and then dies

Zhu Bajie eats fried liver - mutilates his own flesh and blood

>Zhu Bajie eats big meat - forgets his roots

Zhu Bajie eats noodles - thick and thin; wolfs down Zhu Bajie's rake - knocks him down

Zhu Bajie's backbone - a person without (enlightenment) ability (Back)

Zhu Bajie fell into the swill bucket - eating and drinking

Zhu Bajie fell into the wine vat - having a feast

Zhu Bajie rides on the clouds ——Show off your skills

Zhu Bajie meets Miss Gao——Changes his appearance

Zhuge Liang borrows arrows from a straw boat——Borrows never return

Zhuge Liang lets Meng Huo go——play hard to get

Zhuge Liang burned incense and played the harp - making a fuss

Zhuge Liang opened his mouth - it was all a trick

Zhuge Liang played the harp to retreat from Zhongda - not messing up in the face of danger

Zhuge Liang used the empty city strategy - he had no choice but to do it

Zhuge Liang fought against the Confucian scholars - all with one mouth; all with his mouth

Zhuge Liang governed Shu - complied with the people's wishes

Zhuge Liang frowned - the plan was in his heart; the plan was in his heart

Zhuge Liang lived in a thatched cottage - he didn't appreciate his talent

The heavy hammer fell on the steel plate - there was a sound when it hit the ground

Zhou Cang fights against Li Kui - a bold plan

Zhou Lang's ingenious plan to calm the world - loses his wife and defeats the army

King Zhou Wen invites Jiang Taigong - find people who understand

King Zhou You plays with the princes - not keeping his word

Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang - angry

Zhou Yu wears straw sandals - Qiongdudu (Governor)

Zhou Yu invited Jiang Qian - ulterior motives

Zhu De's pole - named and surnamed

Listening to the crow of roosters on Mount Everest - high-profile

Paper Yuanbao - empty in the belly

Umbrella made of paper - useless; useless

Just talking but not practicing - just talking

Pointing at the bald man and scolding the monk - making use of the theme

The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed the leap month of August - reunion has passed and reunion again

Appreciating osmanthus during the Mid-Autumn Festival - the flowers are full and the moon is full

A desk-wiping book in a traditional Chinese medicine store—all the sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy

Zhong Xu opens a restaurant—no ghosts come to the door

Tug of war—working together

Everyone’s horse, the public donkey—whoever likes to ride can ride it

Paper trumpet—you can’t blow it; stop blowing it

Paper bar— *Can’t live; can’t*

Paper tiger - cannot scare people; vulnerable; does not bite; don’t be afraid

Paper hat - can be pierced with one poke

Paper fists – easy to do

Paper fan – take risks

Paper glasses – cover people’s eyes

Paper house - no room for people

Paper doll - empty belly

Paper packed with fire - unable to hide the noon sun - shining brightly

The county magistrate fell into the manure pit - a corrupt (dirty) official

A spider walks - private (silk) connected to private (silk)

Playing a gong in the sesame field - Hit the mark

The rotten watermelon in the sesame field - count you the most

The mice in the sesame field - popular

The corn grows in the sesame field - — Uneven heights

Mung beans in sesame seeds—count them as big as they are

Sesame face—so big a face

Zhang Side burns charcoal—wholeheartedly

Bees make honey—not for themselves

Steamed buns as a gift to my daughter—sincerely

A two-foot-long fire blower—only one heart

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Looking at the plains from ten miles up the mountain - looking at the distant view

The eighty-year-old old woman is doing embroidery - old age to work hard

The old lady is looking for a plane - looking into the distance

A single spark can start a prairie fire

Ants climb trees—not afraid of heights

A dwarf is afraid of mountains—climb higher step by step

If you want to see a thousand miles away—go to a higher level

A blind man enters school—doesn’t know how to read (lose )

The sorghum pole in the dog days - rising steadily

The old tiger - the ambition is still there

Driving rivets on the steel plate - unwavering

Bricks to build a wall - coming from behind

Performing acrobatics immediately - skillful and bold

The general will not dismount - rush forward

Athletes on the playing field - scrambling to be the first

Playing tricks on telephone poles - high martial arts skills

Carrying water and riding bicycles - high skills

Women with small feet playing football ——The tip

The buffalo crosses the river——shows his head and feet

The one-armed general——has a hand

Forty miles without changing shoulders——Under the sparrow Eggs

Business in the blacksmith shop - everything is done well

Hang the kettle on the beam - high level

Osprey down to the cave - great achievements

The tender bamboo pole lifts the big basket - the back is formidable

The spring seedlings catch fish - it's the right time

The head has no hair - the future is bright

The big girl is a matchmaker - people have passed before others

Sesame seeds are blooming - growing higher and higher

Bamboo shoots breaking through the ground - rising steadily

Yang Linggong's sons - one is better than the other

I joined the Youth League and joined the party - a stronger generation

Singing loudly on a plane - making great progress

Pulling a cart on a sand stall - one step at a time

Wearing thong shoes and walking on a dirt road - step by step

A fully wound clock - not taking a break for a minute or a second

Climbing Mount Taishan with stones - not that easy

A ninety-year-old man learning martial arts - he is more than willing but not strong enough

Zhang Fei embroidery - not strong enough

Bean sprouts growing on the plate - unable to take root

Riding on the back of a tiger - unable to stop

Buffalo digging into a mouse hole - not feasible

Zhiguo tree - many flowers, few fruits

Building a house on the beach - unstable

Duckweed on the water - unstable roots

Dragonfly Shaking the Stone Pillar - Don't even think about it

Cheng Ying snitched on the search for Zhao Wu - gave up his children to save the orphan

Lotus root in the river - selfless (silk)

The toad sat in the well - he only saw the sky as big as a bowl

Drawing a well when he was thirsty - it was too late

The rooster laid eggs - there was no hope

王字Compared with jade characters - only a little bit different

Losing the watermelon and picking up sesame seeds - losing a lot for a small amount

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outside

Zhu Bajie's backbone - the incompetent person (the back of Wu Neng)

Zhu Bajie wears flowers - self-beauty

The White Bone Demon's plan failed - he made another plan

Monk holding an umbrella - lawless

Zhu Bajie reading - unexpectedly literate

Tathagata Guanyin - fake couple

Six Little Lingtong----Sun Xingzhe

Sun Dasheng pulls out the monkey's hair----Look at my seventy-two transformations

The Bull Demon King and Little White Dragon take photo stickers---- Authentic bull-headed horse noodles

Monkeys in Huaguo Mountain---Lawless

Monkeys climb bamboo poles---jump up and down

The Roaring Dog will not stop after crossing the single-plank bridge. Can bark - photographic memory (bark)

Bajie guarantees the success of the matchmaker - Zhulianbihe (Zhulianbihe)

Zhubajie enters his daughter Country - dazzled

The Bull Demon King and Little White Dragon took photos of the bull-headed horse face

Zhu Bajie married a wife-carried away

The crew of "Journey to the West" meets - concentrate

Sun Houhou is in charge of the world-----has hands and feet

Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back: He is willing to spend money

Strength

Zhu Bajie is not an immortal: the bad thing is his mouth

Zhu Bajie eats coptis: it hurts his mouth

Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit: it hurts his mouth

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Zhu Bajie eats pig crows: he mutilates his own flesh and blood

Zhu Bajie pretends to be a hero: he is just flattering his lips

Zhu Bajie wears earrings: he thinks he is beautiful

Zhu Bajie Dai Hua: The more the uglier, the uglier

Zhu Bajie’s martial arts: a rake

Zhu Bajie’s mouth: self-appreciation

Zhu Bajie falls into a kaleidoscope: full of ugliness

Zhu Bajie looked angry: ugly and evil

Zhu Bajie arched the curtain: his mouth came first

Zhu Bajie crossed the Flame Mountain: he raked it over

Zhu Bajie entered The Kingdom of Women: dazzled

Zhu Bajie enters the slaughterhouse: he contributes himself

Zhu Bajie gnaws on ground pears: what kind of immortals eat fruits

Zhu Bajie prays to Buddha in heaven : Dust the heart out of balance

Zhu Bajie buys pork liver: rare heart

Zhu Bajie sells fried liver: which lung is this

Zhu Bajie sells jelly: the number of samples is not enough A lot, a lot of taste

Zhu Bajie’s Thirty-Six Changes: No one has a good face

Zhu Bajie plays a trick: beats him upside down with a rake

Zhu Bajie throws a mirror: Afraid of being ugly

Zhu Bajie seeks Buddhist scriptures from the west: half-hearted

Zhu Bajie goes on a blind date: afraid of showing his face

Zhu Bajie wants to marry a wife: wishful thinking

Zhu Bajie’s daughter-in-law: willingly

Zhu Bajie seeks a wife: a black man with a black light

Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror: looking for embarrassment

Zhu Bajie’s photo: looking for embarrassment (watch)

A mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat the mouse. When it sees a cat - its bones are soft

A mouse pulls a shovel - the big head is behind. A mouse eats a cat - a strange thing

A mouse chews a leather ball - eats (guest ) The angry mouse got into the bellows - both ends were angry

The cow's hooves - the grass in the cow's mouth - couldn't be pulled out

The old cow got on the nose rope - the old cow couldn't run away Towing a broken car - three swings

Piercing a cow's nose - Letting others lead the cow to eat cabbage - Everyone loves it

The beard on the tiger's mouth - Who dares to touch the tiger and go down the mountain — Coming with ferocious force

The tiger goes up the mountain—Who dares to stop the tiger from going to the street—Everyone is afraid

The tiger has wings—The tiger becomes a monk because of God—Human face and animal heart

Rabbit Don't eat grass on the edge of the nest - be merciful (green) Rabbit's legs - run fast

Rabbit's ears - hear far away Rabbit's mouth - three pieces

Rabbit's tail - long Can't beat the rabbit and chase the tortoise - can catch up

Two people dance the dragon - there is a head and a tail, the dragon's head does not pull the pony tail - the force is wrong

Ye Gong loves dragons - fake love dragon lantern beard - no one cares

The dragon boat is loaded with dung—the infamous carp jumps over the dragon gate—Gaosheng

Snakes eat eels—snake snakes burrow into bamboo tubes longer than others—so they have to take this route

Snake burrows through holes—Gu Ignoring the flies on the snake's head before and behind - self-provided food and clothing

The snake enters the tube-the nature of the snake is that the snake enters the crooked hole-it is difficult to retreat

The horse bit is worn on the cow's mouth - Hu Le The horse's tail is stuck in tofu - can't lift it up

The horse's tail rubs the rope - it can't be closed. A donkey's head sticks out in the manger - there is an extra mouth

Horses fighting - look at the question (hooves) Horse Raising its hind legs - showing off one's strength

The sheep got into the tiger's mouth - it could get in, but could not get out. The lamb sucked milk - knelt down on its knees

A rabbit ran out of the flock - Count them small, count their fines. Take the ostrich hair from the sheep - there is no way

A camel escapes from the sheep flock - how can it show its majesty? The sheep look at the fence - a dilemma

Monkeys climb trees - a good trick Monkey grows horns - makes a fool of himself

Monkey looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and outside. Monkey fishes for the moon - busy in vain

Monkey's face - changes to a monkey reading a book - pretending to be polite

Chicken pees—I have never seen a chicken bow to a weasel

Year - Throw yourself into a trap

Making shuttlecocks with chicken feathers - Playful chickens hatching ducks - Busy work

Fried leeks with chicken feathers - Messy egg shell dough - not much hair

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The dog eats the tortoise - the head cannot be found and the dog pulls out the intestines - the longer they are pulled, the longer they are pulled

The dog catches the mouse and the cat looks after the house - the abnormal dog barks at the moon - rare and strange

The dog lifts Door curtain - all depends on one mouth, dog bites mouse - nosy

Pigs push forward, chickens chop backwards - each has his own way. Pig head - refuse to steal

Pork Bathing in soup - I'm tired of it. The pig bristle brush is so thick and hard

I dig out the loach in the pig's mouth - I can't even dig out the pig's intestines - I can't lift it up

A two-month-old girl (n n Children)

Shu (an ugly monster in folklore that devours children) is worried about children; uneasy

Teasing children with knives is not fun

The clever daughter-in-law dresses up like a girl (ka kid) and changes her appearance in one day

The three-year-old child buys a coffin and prepares it early

The three-year-old child pastes couplets without distinguishing the top and bottom

Fifteen children were playing and crying and laughing

Fifteen children were sleeping in the courtyard in a mess

Children were breaking bamboo shoots and making top tips

Children were spinning spinning tops; Can't spin without spinning

A child wearing big shoes can't lift it; can't lift it up; can't carry it

A child can't play a trumpet very well

A child's butt, a drunkard It’s difficult to control the mouth

Children love and fear setting off firecrackers

Children set off fireworks in a flash of light

It’s too overwhelming for children to climb onto the well platform

The child cannot climb up the wall

The child cannot carry the sedan chair

The child is about to have his head shaved

The child is playing with the trumpet

Children play tricks, you coax me, I coax you

Children play house sometimes good, sometimes bad

Little girl (n n child) pulls carrots

●. Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

●. Song Jiang’s military adviser----------useless. (Wu Yong).

●. The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).

●. The straw hat seller throws his pole ------ pay attention. (leave the rope).

●. My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).

●. My nephew lights up lanterns----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

●. The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum).

●. Half a tael of cotton----------no need to discuss. (no bullet required).

●. The bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky).

●. Elf transition------------Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

●. Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).

●. The weather in the twelfth lunar month----------do something about it. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

●. It makes no sense for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

●. Stones were thrown into public toilets------causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

●. Wearing a leather jacket backwards----------pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).

●. Confucius moving ---------- is a net loss. (It’s just a book).

●. Pregnant women take risks by walking on a single-plank bridge. (Take risks).

●. Grandma died and her son was helpless. (no uncle).

●. Husband slaps his fan--------- desolate. (Wife Liang).

●. The scholar’s ??towel----------guaranteed loss. (Book included).

●. The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation).

●. It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needles. (Not enough for a flag).

●. A dull knife breaks bamboo------------I can’t think about it. (It won’t ring).

●. Tie chicken feathers to the telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).

●. Cracking melon seeds will bring out bed bugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).

●. Dengcao playing drums------------I don’t want to. (no sound).

●. The lamp grass crutch------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).

●. Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).

●. Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).

●. Playing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).

●. The Dragon King moves ----------awesome. (off the sea).

●. Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).

●. Dung boat crossing the river------------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).

●. Sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitter).

●. Open the drawer in the drug store and look for something to play. (find pills).

●. The toad jumped into the well -------- I don’t understand. (Pfft).

●. Riding a horse for singing opera----------No. (walk).

●. Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).

●. Eating dumplings without the fillings is naughty. (picking skin).

●. Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).

●. Make lanterns and move rocks---do as you are told. (copy).

●. The flood washed away the earth temple ------ pay attention. (Liu Shen).

●. Crack the whip in the plowed fields----brag. (to urge cattle).

●. The backbone of a child----------a villain. (The back of the villain).

●. The aviation soldiers turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).

●. The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).

●. The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).

●. The freighter went out to sea----------layman. (foreign airlines).

●. Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).

●. The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).

●. Soaking stones in a sauce jar--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).

●. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (has a round sound).

●. It’s not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).

●. Eating ginseng on the butt----------candidate. (Added later).

●. Emperor Pi’s mother----his skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

●. Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).

●. Planting vegetables on the wall----------No chance. (no garden).

●. Fan and talk----crazy talk. (Gossip).

●. Twelve taels of silver---------certain. (One tablet).

●. Sleeping guarding the toilet----you are not far from death. (Not far from shit).

●. Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).

●. Eating in a small bowl----------depending on the sky. (by Tim).

●. The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).

●. The tortoise has a chicken feather in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

●. There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

●. Qi Xianhe, the birthday boy----------no way out. (No more deer).

●. Put down 18 yuan twice ------ I have heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

●. The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

●. Wearing pigtails behind the butt ------ is against the law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

●. The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

●. The rice pot was smoking------------confused. (The rice is mushy).

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