What are the consequences of talking without thinking?

★ When crossing the road the day before yesterday, BF rushed forward without looking at the light. I thought it was a red light, so I reached out and tugged at him, shouting "hearts!" "

There are too many tractors. ...

★ Our teacher: "I never say it twice, ah, twice."

★ Primary school goes to the teacher's home to make up lessons. A circle of children, only I recruited mosquitoes, was stung by a huge bag.

The teacher took the wind oil essence and asked me, "Who bit you?" I replied, "Mosquito." After repeating the question and answer three times, the teacher suddenly said, "Er … I want to ask who the mosquito bit …"

I wanted to invite everyone to eat peaches, but I had no money, so I went to the bank to withdraw money.

Arriving at the counter, he said to the staff, "Please give me two Jin of peaches!"

She and I both stayed.

★ Friends complain that the cost of buying clothes is too high recently. Others say you can buy clothes in such and such a place. He replied that such and such a place was expensive and ugly.

The man said, "It's not expensive. You see, I only want 25 yuan for this. It looks good. " Without thinking, my friend praised me: "You have a star temperament. You wear 25-year-old clothes and have a temperament of 250 years old. "

★ When I was a child, I remember coming home from an English class. My mother wanted me to review quickly, so she said, "Daughter, this study must be robbed in the fire to be effective!" "

I've been thinking about it for a long time ... I think she wants to say strike while the iron is hot.

★ The school organized blood donation, and we lay side by side on the recliner. When a boy donated blood, the blood actually began to flow back from the blood bag in the middle. The doctor adjusted the angle of the recliner for him and made his hand clenched. The result said, "Push, push, it will come out soon ..."

A group of us laughed on the spot.

★ The teacher lamented that the students didn't study hard in class, so that they didn't do well in the exam: "You just don't listen to me."

★ When I was a child, I came back from kindergarten and learned a song for my mother: "Today's porridge is really good. Seven copper coins can buy twenty cents."

My mother thinks this porridge is quite expensive. ...

★ Wife: "You haven't eaten pork, but you've always seen pigs run, haven't you?"

Me: "I didn't run."

★ Just gave birth to a baby in the hospital. Looking at him in the crib, I was filled with joy and said, "Sister, come on!" " At that time, I was not used to being a mother ... and the whole ward was laughing!

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