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Talk about what is suitable for double eleven.

1 Goodbye to Double Eleven. I spent all my money at the beginning of the year.

2, middle-aged women's double eleven is to continue to attend classes and shop, which seems to save money on buying a house.

3. Double Eleven reminds me of my birthday some time ago, and I forgot to buy myself a gift. I bought it as soon as I patted my thigh.

I always feel that things in the living room are in a mess recently. Nothing is pleasing to the eye. It is only a matter of determination to brew a wave of great changes in the Double Eleven.

5, eat and drink on the eve of the Double Eleven, and you can't open the pot after the Double Eleven.

6. Swear to God, pick up your hand before you buy something!

7, eating soil teenagers double 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined to move the world.

8. If you are single, I don't feel like a bachelor.

9. Find a friend, a boyfriend, salute, shake hands and leave after Singles Day.

10, tired as a dog, double 1 1 defeated.

1 1. Thanks to Ma Yun, no one asked me this day. Did single dog take off the bill? Instead, he asked me what I bought.

12 and Double Eleven are the favorite and most hated festivals of the Chopper Party.

13, there are so many unhappy things in life that shopping can easily resolve our unhappiness.

14, Singles Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it, and handsome people still stick to the principle of being single.