Funny talk about 49 sentences suitable for boys to send friends.

1, I should let you know that I like you.

2. Why do you remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't get sick.

I am small-minded but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it.

5, the so-called high cold, in fact, is a person with poor hearing, slow response and poor vision.

6. Do you blame me for being single? If I hadn't met an active hairdresser, I would have had a girlfriend. Maybe my children can accompany me to eat instant noodles and play games.

7. Some people say that social phobia comes from low income, but most people's social phobia comes from high income!

8. You should preserve your loveliness and care for your kindness and courage. When the world is getting worse, I just hope you can get better and better.

9. There are some things that we don't understand when we are young, but we are no longer young when we know them. ...

10, the secret of a man's longevity: eat food that his stomach can digest and marry a woman that he can support.

1 1. When you get married in the future, and the marriage partner is not me, I will move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

12, I have a wish not to get a tan, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

13, my wife imitates me. I reached out, she reached out, I lifted my leg, she lifted her leg, and I slapped myself. She looked at me and then slapped me.

14, "How do you feel about the avalanche?" "You got my man, but you didn't get my heart."

15, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

16, I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of capitalism.

17, when someone hates me, I will first reflect on myself. Am I too kind and lovely to make people jealous?

18, I have two hobbies, quiet and moving, quiet is sleeping, moving is turning over.

19, I may not be able to carry the stone of 100 Jin, but if it is a coin of 100 Jin, I promise to pick it up and run.

20. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

2 1, don't be silly, only mosquitoes never leave you in this hot summer.

22, don't drag in front of me, the blacklist will tell you that you are more exciting!

23, everyone is "I don't know what to do, but I am different. I'm "I don't know where the money went, and I'm broke." "

24. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

25. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

26. Many people say that I am beautiful and lovely. I really want to go over there and slap her. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere.

I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please?

28. I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than the fickle beauty of women.

29. Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

30. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in China history, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

3 1, it is the tourist season again, and the monthly income is less than 10,000, please choose domestic tour; If the monthly income is less than 5 thousand, please choose to travel in the province; If the monthly income is less than two thousand, please choose sleepwalking!

32. "What did you sit on the most crowded bus?" "I just passed the bus stop and squeezed into the car."

Don't call your child a rabbit, because it's not good for your parents from a genetic point of view.

I warn you, I am very angry now, don't give me a giggle! I can't help laughing with you when you laugh, which makes me lose face.

35. "Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken." "What should we do, doctor?" "Nothing, I have fixed it for you with Meitu Xiu Xiu."

36. "Now I really regret not listening to my mother." "What did your mother say?" "Shit, I didn't say I wouldn't listen!"

37. The man wanted to jump off the building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

38. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

39. When I took a taxi, I found that the driver made a detour, and suddenly my tears came out. Maybe he is the only person in the world who wants to spend some time with me.

40. They all say that I am bad-tempered, joking, good-looking and good-tempered. It doesn't matter.

4 1, this summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like life is worse than death.

42. I hate it when people tell me how many times The Journey to the West has watched it, and I have memorized it. You're amazing. Tell me, what is the content of the spell read by Tang Priest?

43. Every shopping festival, I buy a batch of artificial limbs and sell them in my circle of friends. As a result, none of them were sold What a liar!

44. Do you know where you are most charming? It is the most shameless to pretend to be a good person when it is very bad.

45. I don't understand that recruiting people who need work experience. Liu Bang didn't serve as president in other countries before he became emperor!

46. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either going home separately or becoming my mother.

47, all people and things, just have a clear conscience, don't be reluctant if it's not yours, anyway, what is left is the scenery, and what is left is the life.

48. I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

49. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. How can a handsome man like me be shameless!