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Short stories: male captain and female major

Short stories:

Male captain and female major

Phoenix flying? writing

Liu Jun was suddenly awakened by the sound of a motorcycle outside the window. He opened his eyes and looked at his side first. Ye Pingping was lying there half naked, with a plump and smooth thigh sticking to her body and half her face buried under the bed. His breathing is very melodious and symmetrical, and his heavy chest falls with the rhythm. She was beautiful and slept soundly. No wonder the brothers in the brigade often smashed his gun together and said:

In Liu Jun's view, it's all the same if you go to bed! What about the major? Can you taste something different from other women? Thinking of her fierce strength last night, Liu Jun was so angry that he really wanted to take this opportunity to beat her round and attractive ass. However, Ye's unique young woman's breath made his fist loosen unnaturally, and a strange dawn easily produced a strong impulse, which flooded his whole body. But he didn't bother her, just touched her face with his hand and pulled up a corner of the quilt to cover her naked body.

Ye doesn't know what a beautiful dream she is having. She snorted with emotion, her mouth moved slightly, turned over and fell asleep quietly again. Feeling heavy is the characteristic of young women. Liu Jun turned to look at this side again and couldn't help laughing. Three-year-old daughter Yuan Yuan sleeps dishonestly. She hung upside down from north to south for a long time, naked. The quilt has been pushed to the ground and the pillow has been placed at her waist. The whole body is convex.

"Baby, it's uncomfortable to sleep like this."

Liu Jun muttered softly, settled her daughter, turned to lie on the bed and frowned.

Last night, Liu Jun, the assistant to the captain, and Ye, the wife and communication assistant of the captain, fought a beautiful battle for their daughter's nursery.

Originally, their unit had no problem even if it had a smaller kindergarten. It happened that the report of his unit building a kindergarten was reported ten times in five years, and there was not even a reply; And his unit is in a suburban county dozens of kilometers away. It doesn't matter. If Yuanyuan hadn't made a mistake on the test sheet, she wouldn't have got a job as an enterprising male captain for the children's nursery. It happened that the city maternal and child health care station made a mistake about the round test sheet. I took two mornings off, lined up twice, and finally drew blood to fill out the card. As soon as the result came out, they were dumbfounded: the test list clearly stated that the child had hepatitis B!

For male captains and female majors who are overwhelmed by countless troubles in their lives and work, it is like a bolt from the blue! Not going to kindergarten is a trivial matter, but the health of my daughter is a major matter. I quickly found a famous doctor, invited an expert and made a re-examination. The result was unexpected: everything was normal. What's wrong with it? Male captains are people who love to take things seriously, let alone their own daughters. Find the maternal and child health care station at once and come out as soon as you find out the truth. It turns out that the negligence of the health care station is a mistake. The female stationmaster is particularly fat, short and round like a meatball, and impatiently says to the male captain and the female major, "mistakes in work are inevitable, don't you think?" Is it the consistent principle of our party to correct mistakes? If we change them, we will be good comrades. We are still very responsible. No, I'll correct it for you right away. "

? "What's wrong with all this now? They did something wrong and let her say all the good things! "

? The male captain is mumbling. He is still smiling because of his face, but the female major is not so patient and has taken the children out of the door. She wants to throw up!

? When Liu Jun took the list and led the children to the kindergarten in the military area command, it was too late. The head of the kindergarten is a homosexual in his fifties. He turned over the enrollment form and physical examination form several times and said, "Originally, children of grassroots cadres were not allowed to enter our kindergarten. It's only because Director Lei called that we gave you this face. But the bed was empty for many days and you didn't come, so I had to give it to someone else. "

Liu Jun hurriedly handed over a flue: "Old headmaster, please do something. You don't need full-time care, and day care is ok! " "

The director spread out his hand and made a helpless appearance to see Fujian off. The male captain saw that it would be of no help to come again, so he withdrew. ...

"Yuanyuan is my heart, my love, my love and everything to us!"

Female majors often talk like this in their dreams.

However, children can't go to kindergarten, let alone receive education, and even their daily work and life are difficult to operate. As usual, the captain cooks. As usual, Ye entered the house at a quarter past six. As soon as I came in, I asked about the handling of Yuanyuan nursery in the afternoon.

Before listening to the report, the female major screamed: "It's all you, it's all you! If I had asked someone to fill out a test sheet and sent Yuanyuan to the kindergarten in the military region, this would not have happened. Hum, you are the only one who is serious in the world! I haven't heard that hospitals used to do physical examinations in nursery. What a waste! "

This is what most men in the world resent being scolded by others. Imagine, can a timid man stand up straight in front of his wife? What's more, this sentence has the meaning of scolding men for their incompetence in that respect.

Liu Jun didn't resist at that time: "What did you say? I'm a loser? You can do it! How can you ask someone to clarify? Why did you ask someone to take you to Qinghai? How can I talk to the leader for four or five times but I can't get through? He also said that I am timid, don't pee, and take care of myself! "

Ye Pingping punched him on the shoulder in anger and said, "Liu Jun, fuck you, are you really excited?" She gave him an oblique look and said, "Then let's put it on the table and see who can and who can't." While picking rice, she said to Liu Jun sitting at the gas station, "You have been in the army for almost fifteen years, and you are still just a kebab. What qualifications do professional and technical people have to compare with me? "

Ye said this sentence, revealing a face of ridicule and pride, sexy mouth rising, very provocative.

Liu Jun seems to be choking on something, saying nothing and burying himself in his work. After a long pause, he said, "In terms of rank, I am lower than you; In terms of location, I am no taller than you; In terms of contribution to family, I am no older than you. But can you blame me? I can only blame my father for not taking part in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, but for the landlord's long-term job; Can only blame his old man's house not as a commander but as a breeder; I can only blame myself for not finding a senior cadre to be my husband! If you blame me again, I can only blame myself for my incompetence. If not, maybe I will be promoted step by step, never just such a kebab! "

Speaking of which, he stole a look at the female major and saw that Ye had been moved by his words. He said to her softly, "Comrade Major, I have one more thing to report to you."

The female major is on guard. After five years of marriage, he touched all the mountains, rivers, grass and trees on her body; As for her, she also knows his temper and character. As long as Comrade Captain speaks with self-criticism, it must be that he bought something wrong in the street or got into trouble in the company.

"Speak, what is it? Don't hesitate. " She urged.

Liu Jun awkwardly opened his mouth and kept rubbing his hands. "This time, I came back. In addition to the round nursery, there is another important thing to tell you. "

"What's the matter?"

"I'm going to change jobs next year."

"What?"

The female major jumped up like a scorpion: "You want to change jobs? You decided such a big thing without consulting me? Do you still want this home? "

Faced with a barrage of questions from the female major, the male captain shook his head and waved. "My aunt, give me a break. It wasn't my idea. You don't want to think about it. I did a good job. Why should I jump ship? I came into contact with it when I was working in the brigade. Isn't section Li of the personnel division my hometown? He told me quietly that according to the new establishment, our transportation department is not overstaffed and requires that there must be a job change next year. Those two are capable people with small positions and high backgrounds. Who can move them? It's just that I have no background and no backer. I am a long soldier, and my progress is slow. I am close to the highest service age and just took a knife. "

"You are a college student and a technical backbone. How can they let you change your job? " The female major is still a little puzzled.

"Hey, that's where you're wrong." Liu Jun shook his head and said, "Who cares about this these days? Backbone? The backbone is useless! Didn't you hear what they said? Now' relationship is gold, money is silver, assessment is appearance, and work is a fool'. We have no relationship that can be put on the table, nor have we done anything decent for the leaders. Why do you think people stay with us? "

Words, Ye Pingping was silent for a long time. Until she took off her clothes and went to bed, her mouth was still pouting, her face was still long, and she was still gloomy in bed. Liu Jun tried to coax her with his arm, but he was knocked down. When I turned around, I only gave him a smooth back and a fat ass. Liu Jun thinks his lower body is hard. After coaxing, she actually wrapped herself in a quilt. Liu Jun was so disappointed that he had to lie in bed and sulk alone. However, the waves of strange smells on Ye's body that only mature young women have made him hungry and unable to sleep.

It was August and September, and the room was still very hot. Ye Pingping, who had fallen asleep, kicked off the thin quilt covering her, revealing her body wearing only a vest and shorts. Looking at her towering swaying breasts and body full of feminine curvaceous beauty, Liu Jun's heart is full of infinite love and reverie. He suddenly remembered one thing:

The day before yesterday morning, an acquaintance of the communication terminal came to ask him for some car information. By the way, he asked about the redundancy of Ye. People told him that according to insiders, Ye was cleared and went to Qinghai at once, not because his work was not done well and his business skills were not very good, "but because of other reasons." The man said mysteriously.

"Another reason? What is the reason? " Liu Jun nervous asked.

"I heard," the man whispered to him, "that's what I heard. At the beginning of this year, the Ministry came to inspect the work, and the bureau held a dance as usual. The director of the political department personally selected more than a dozen outstanding female dancers. Of course you are indispensable, Ye. I don't know if you know it, but your lobules are recognized as standing flowers! But before the song was finished, Ye wiped her tears and hurried out of the dance floor. The standing leader did not dare to stay, so he walked away, leaving only the minister alone. It is said that the minister was so angry that he took back the 200,000 yuan he promised to allocate to the station on the spot and moved to a local hotel overnight. Do you think the leader in the station can spare her? "

Liu Jun lost in thought. However, one thing must be asked immediately: "So, do you know why Xiao Ye left in tears when dancing that day?"

"Didn't Xiao Ye tell you?"

"No, she never told me about dancing!"

"Then I will tell you. However, don't be angry when you listen. "

The man whispered, "It is said that the minister is a stranger and has many hobbies. He likes drinking and dancing very much. Is it his hobby to do that? " I heard that he had his eye on Xiao Ye. When he danced, he was not only dishonest, but also held Xiao Ye tightly. He also took advantage of Hanako's turn and gave Xiao Ye a beautiful kiss. "

Liu Jun's face suddenly flushed, and he asked unhappily, "Nonsense! You, you didn't go dancing again. How do you know? "

"On that day, Li, a female soldier in our typing room, danced with a leader. She said she saw it with her own eyes ... "

Liu Jun was so angry that he punched Zhuo Zi and shouted, "This bastard!"

Seeing that he was angry, the man disapprovingly advised him, "In fact, you lobules are really making a mountain out of a molehill. Children have it, that kind of thing, take part in accidental amusement, why take it seriously? Didn't you just get kissed by the minister? What's the big deal? Others want to call relatives, or not! Why not just call it mosquito bite and insect bite? Don't some people get promoted and get rich by their wives? Who can afford to offend those people? Don't talk about you and me, I'm afraid I can't even be a bigger official! Brother, I advise you to calm down. "

Liu Jun was tearing his hair out, swearing, and then kicked the man out of the office. ...

Ye is still in a dream, reaching out and not knowing what to grab, but catching his ear is very painful, which brings his thoughts back to the house and reality. If the child can't enter the nursery, his wife may be sent to Qinghai, and he is likely to jump ship next year. How will he live in the future? Liu Jun felt as if he was suspended in mid-air by many invisible ropes, and he could neither go up to the sky nor go down to the ground. His dangling feet are moving wildly, but he doesn't know where to go and where to stay.

They lay in the warm bed, hands behind their heads, motionless and sighing.

Outside the window, the sun is already very strong. People's voices, the chirping of birds, the starting sound of cars and the harsh "chug" sound of motorcycles have merged into a cheerful dawn symphony, which completely brought Liu Jun back to reality in sleepwalking.

"What should I do?" He sighed again.

The female major finally woke up. She yawned for a long time with her mouth wide open, and then stretched comfortably with two long, white and slender arms. Hearing that Liu Jun was still sighing, he taught him, "All right, all right. Why bother? Be careful not to cook your body. Do what you can, and turn if you can't. A big living person can still hang from a tree! "

Liu Jun pinched her well-maintained and elastic face, and said with a half smile and half anger, "Don't I think so?" But it's easier said than done. Just say change jobs. Where do I turn? What did you do? Now local affairs are nothing more than this: one depends on money, and the other depends on relationships. We have no money. Does it matter if we did it? Difficult! "He pounced on her fragrant and attractive body, madly kissing, stroking and stroking ... A few sad tears fell on Ye's neck and face, on her delicate, smooth and plump chest, and in her heart. She opened her eyes slightly closed with emotion in surprise, picked up his face, which was gradually emaciated by days of sadness and fatigue, and gently said to him, "Are you really worried? "

"Really."

"Don't worry." As soon as she rolled over, she pressed on him again, kissed his face heavily and said softly, "You are right, but none of them are right." She pressed her red face against his hot and strong chest. "It doesn't matter if we have no money," she dragged the word "yes" long and heavy. "But we are honest and diligent, with brains, hands and knowledge. Thank our army cadres for giving us a bowl of rice forever. In the future, when the country develops, our way out will be better. Right? Besides, we still have one of the most precious things, don't you forget? This is what many people in today's society lack. "

"What do you mean?" Liu Jun looked puzzled.

"love." Her bright eyes shone with incomparable happiness like spring. "As long as we really love each other, there is no flaming mountain that we can't cross!" "

"yes. You are absolutely right! "

Liu Jun Potter hugged her tightly, suddenly turned over and pressed her under himself. The noise was so loud that the bed rang.

"You bully your mother again!"

They looked back and saw their daughter Yuanyuan standing naked in the crib. A chubby little hand pointed at Liu Jun and glared.

Ye Pingping quickly hugged her daughter and said, "My dear baby, you can't stand outside naked in the future, or you will catch a cold. You can go to the hospital for an injection if you have a cold. "

Yuan Yuan is very sensible and nodded his head. He asked again, "mom, dad always bullies you like this." Why didn't you hit him? " Do you like dad bullying you like this? "

A small red cloud rose on Ye's face and scolded, "Children's home, adults don't have to worry about it." Looking back at Liu Jun who was washing his face, he said, "Hey, Comrade Captain, how is today's activity arranged?"

Liu Jun gave her a face covered with soap bubbles and said, "Well, I'll take Yuanyuan to try my luck again. You, go to the main station again and ask your director and political commissar to reflect our actual situation. If you have to clean up, tell them to put you closer to the city. We really can't go to Qinghai, and we are determined not to go! Remember? "

Ye, who was dressing up, heard his words and nodded seriously. Looking at the beautiful face and watery eyes in the mirror, she smiled with satisfaction.

It's really hard to find a place to get it. It doesn't take much effort to get it. Liu Jun's mother, a comrade-in-arms, is the president of the provincial nursery school and promised to help him. When he found the dean with a note written by his comrades-in-arms, the amiable old kindergarten teacher with silver hair repeatedly said, "Come on, call the children. Now go through the formalities. "

It was noon when I finished all the formalities, and my stomach was growling with hunger. Liu Jun had to take Yuanyuan to eat beef from Lamian Noodles, which is a unique feature of this famous city in China. The hotel is not big, there are many people, the seats are tight, and people have to squat and stand, which is very uncomfortable. Liu Jun was hungry and tired. He quickly bought a ticket, arranged Yuanyuan to stand behind a middle-aged man who was about to finish eating, and told her to hold the stool once he finished eating. "Otherwise," he urged, "we will have to stand in the street and eat."

"Yuanyuan knows." The daughter said with a wink.

I still didn't sit down later. Liu Jun had to squat down on the ground and nurse her daughter first. There is an old lady next to him. Seeing that he was uncomfortable eating with the children, I wanted to give him the stool. Liu Jun refused and smiled at the old lady. This smile attracted the old lady's words, "You soldiers are really, don't you know that eating out is easy to get infectious diseases?" Don't you care about yourself or your children? "

Liu Jun said nothing but nodded. What can he say?

When the flying dust fell to the ground at night, Liu Jun, who had been running around for a day, returned to his nest wearily, as quietly as the dust fell to the ground. The child has fallen asleep on the seat frame behind the bicycle, and his little head is shaking back and forth with the bumps of the bicycle, looking miserable. "When can we have our own car like foreigners, the child will not suffer from this foreign crime." He thought.

Ye Pingping has been waiting for them in a small and crowded home. All the dishes are served, and the winter melon soup in the pot is still steaming. The female major looks excited and happy, and the red dress sets off her beautiful figure even more vividly.

As soon as Liu Jun entered the door, his nose sniffed, his eyes stared and he looked surprised: "Wow, the sun really came out from the west today!"

"Fuck you."

Ye Ben wanted to make a fool of himself, but when he saw his daughter sleeping in the back seat of the car, he rushed up to pick her up in embarrassment, kissed her several times in a row, and scolded, "You are so heartless. I can't stop you if you make the child sick! My poor little darling. "

After dinner, everything was ready, and I reported to Ye that Yuanyuan entered the full-time nursery with the help of his mother, and then said happily, "Guess who I met today?"

"Who did you meet?"

Gao Qi!' Liu Jun deliberately bit the word tightly. Seeing that the female major was still staring with her mouth open, she added, "It's my classmate named Siyan who lives in Qiqihar."

"Who am I? It was him, "the female major finally remembered. "Didn't he change jobs a few years ago?"

"Yes, he changed jobs four or five years ago and left as a company cadre. But now he is the deputy general manager of the provincial Internet Technology Development Co., Ltd., a hard deputy county level, and he is sitting in Austria! Guess what their salary is? It scares you to death: annual salary150,000! After listening to my situation, he said to me:' Call and leave. The older the army does not provide for the aged, the more troublesome it becomes. Look at those divisions, they are not as good as us. What a poor man, changing jobs is like being kicked around like a commodity with a reduced price. Just say our old political commissar, what a good man. More than forty years old, it is the time to be an official. If you say no, you just don't. It doesn't matter at the local level. This work has not yet been implemented. In his own words, he died too early and worked too hard. He wants nobody but his wife and children. It's hell on earth. I just found out now that if I can't do it, the sooner I take off my uniform, the better. Of course, I'm not poaching. "He told me that they just set up a computer center, just short of a knowledgeable person. He knew that I had expertise in this field and asked me to find him. He also said that he covered all the local affairs, and the salary would only be better than that of the army, and it would never be worse than that of the army. I thought for a moment and reflected our thoughts to the leader. It would be great if I could stay and continue working. After all, I still have feelings for the army. If I really can't stay, I will turn around. What do you say? "

This is the first time since Ye got married that he listened to the story carefully and word by word like a believer. Liu Jun's words brought her into a strange and colorful world. Her thoughts are moving forward along this line, worrying more than longing. It was not until Liu Jun shook her "Let me ask you something" that she woke up and said, "Well, this is the only way. However, "she said proudly to him," I have good news for you. "

Liu Jun shook his head with an incredible expression.

"I'm not leaving." Ye Pingping said excitedly, "Today I went to our director and political commissar, but they told me that the Party Committee of the Central Station decided to keep me and continue to go back to the technical office to do my old job."

"There must be a reason?" Liu Jun suspicious asked.

"Am I not as ignorant as you?" Female major is still so butterflies, "later, I went to the office to inquire, and guess what? It turned out that the minister of the Ministry was sued. It is said that he not only has a chaotic life style, but also has serious economic problems. Send someone to check, everything is true, and he came to the stage! "

"This is really good news."

Liu Jun was very excited. He pulled Ye Pingping over, held him tightly in his arms and said, "I really wronged you these years." He looked at her with pretty cheeks and saw the female major flushed and the spring tide surging. "It's not that I don't know her. How did you die like this?"

"I find that you are more beautiful today than ever."

"Will I always be so beautiful?" She asked hopefully.

"yes. You will. " He said confidently, "As long as life is always good."

The night was deep, and the stars blinked their affectionate eyes. They have been lying on the soft and comfortable Simmons bed, and a thin and light quilt has wrapped them. However, what can wrap those two fiery hearts, those two passionate rivers, that fiery body full of desire, that eternal happiness and their infinite vision for the future?

The lights have already gone out, and the stars in the sky are faintly visible outside the window. After playing a love affair, they were all a little tired. They lie side by side, can hear each other's breathing, symmetrical and carefree; Can see the other person's eyes open, blink. Liu Jun suddenly asked, "You said you would go back to work in the technical department tomorrow?"

"That's right." Ye Pingping nestled in his warm chest and whispered.

"What about me?" Liu Jun said a little dejectedly, "What shall I do tomorrow? What will happen tomorrow? "

"Rest assured to sleep. Tomorrow will be fine. " A burst of drowsiness struck, and Ye Pingping yawned.

Liu Jun didn't answer. He said to his wife and himself in his heart: Yes, tomorrow will be fine. Sure!

He held his wife tighter.

1998.6 written in Lanzhou

2004. 12, 2005.4 changed to Tianshui.

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