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Sansheng III is very funny.

1, the sweetest thing I can think of is being liked by you every day.

2, the agreement, you must be together in the next life.

In my most beautiful years, I can meet you and give you the happiness I have.

The music plays the story of us together, so why didn't we hear the sound? Just because there is no story between us.

5. You don't want to die if you work hard. When I woke up, I knew you thought I was in the way.

6. The drunk smiled and raised his glass, but his eyes were full of tears.

7. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

8. Set yourself a goal, one year, two years, five years. Maybe you are born worse than others. Through hard work, 70% of the fate can often be changed. Broken pots and broken falls can only be friends with cowardice.

9. In one's life; The only time you need to look back is to see how far you have come.

10, because love makes me mature.

1 1. Later, I wandered around the world and no one told me to give me a home.

12, Sansheng Peach Blossom is painted as a fan, and the rain leaves the flowers alone.

13, when there is no money, say that you will go on the road if you have money, and you will go on the road if you have time; We have money and time. We say that we can't let go of the current working-class family, and we are afraid of unemployment, alienation and difficulty in going home. No money, no time, and we complain. Time and time again, I became a person who couldn't understand myself.

14, some painful emotions and unpleasant memories, if filled in the heart, will make people depressed. Therefore, sweeping the floor and removing dust can make a gloomy heart bright; Only by sorting things out can we bid farewell to our troubles; Throw away some unnecessary pain, and there will be more room for happiness.

A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.

16, pledge to protect love, promise me happiness all my life, and I will give you the same infinite love. The promise to protect love and swear to you the happiness and joy of my life is a belief that I will never regret.

17, can't hold the wind, can't hold the whole sky.

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20, glamorous, the first kiss is slightly sweet, the lover leaves and looks back, it is difficult to sleep alone, lonely and lonely, and unconsciously reaches his lips.

2 1, the pain of being a woman: when she has a physical relationship with the man she loves, she will naturally regard this relationship as an eternity, but men are different. They may only think that this is another interpretation of lifestyle. As the book says, it's best to keep a simple relationship between men and women before you make a promise to get married, otherwise there's really no time to look back.

22. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

23. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself. There are two kinds of anguish in life, one is that the desire is not satisfied, and the other is that the desire is satisfied.

24, the so-called * *, is the mood of love and bread, but also want to eat cake; The so-called affair is to sneak out of the besieged city and fall into a trap; Romance means that when you buy cabbage for your wife, you will bring back a rose. The so-called kitchen is to walk in front of the red carpet when you get married.

I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others!

26. Flowers bloom and fall into love, and sleep alone. Iraqis are looking forward to your return. I don't know where you have been!

27. Ask if you know Yuanyang and if you can envy Yuanyang. Ask if you know the value, and ask if you want long-term love. It's not true to break the water and break the sky.

28, flying freely is as light as a dream, and the continuous rain is as fine as sorrow.

29. Affectionate but always ruthless, you can only laugh when you are in a good mood.

30. Don't say that Qiu Si waited for many years until he broke his heart and loved him. A cool dream around the winter leisure, drunk pillow and other crazy tears.

3 1, love, meeting you is the robbery of my life. Chen Liang, even if I bet my family's life, I will lose in front of you.

32, the west wind is cool, it has heartbroken, in the moonlight, it is love! The west wind is coming, the autumn wind is rustling, the feelings are broken, and the Iraqis are sad and carefree!

33. The rainy night in Gusu is full of poetry, lonely dance and lonely morning and evening. Tonight, writing a pen and writing a word hurts the sentence, and the deep wind is falling at night, and the soul is broken at night.

34. Dreaming about the past is nothing old. You know, Yuet Hua is not a thing of the past. The Flower Festival of that year has passed and it is bustling. Naiwu's eyes don't know each other, but they don't forget each other. Tears wet a thousand words, hate words hurt ink.

35. The day when the grass grows and the warbler flies is yesterday. Yellowing autumn is vividly on the paper in cool thin, writing casually, smeared with lonely desert smoke, and flowers with deserted flowering period. In the hometown of Gobi, recalling the chapter of chivalrous tenderness, everything remains the same, and everything remains the same.

Say something nice, to the sky kingdom.

A tornado named love blew me to your side.

Secondly, I am also learning to live my own life without being disturbed by the secular world, because I never thought of a home that would save me from doing nothing.

Third, maybe in another parallel space, the exercise book is writing. I am eating rice, drinking water, listening to music and leaving you.

Fourth, a wonderful feeling is that the former stranger suddenly became my whole world.

We are like snails, moving forward slowly. Although we are very young, we must find our own happiness.

When the past between two people is over, the most embarrassing thing is that everything is as clear as yesterday.

Seven, between us will only become more and more strange, until finally no one knows who it is.

Eight, it is too difficult for a group of naive people to hit the south wall and love to look back for a lifetime.

Nine, many times, the reason why I am forced to move forward is not the charming scenery in front, but the cruel reality behind me.

To the sky kingdom is like a scar.

I want to be your best meeting and the hardest goodbye.

Twelve, one day that person walks into your life, you will understand that true love is always worth waiting for.

Thirteen, those who suffer the most are those who are not good at expressing themselves. They pay a lot and use deep feelings, but no one says hello.

14. What I can't forget is the time when you were kind to me.

15. When you are awake, you are noble. Leng Yan is invincible. When drinking, I always cry and say that I don't want to pay any more.

What I fear most is that the most important person in my heart is not me.

Seventeen, I can't help but want to love you, but I have to look into her eyes.

I am not beautiful enough, but I am clean. I don't have tattoos, I don't have lovers, I don't expect to smoke occasionally, I will cry, and I will get drunk when I drink.

I don't want to give up and I don't know how to put you in my memory.

I just want to walk into your heart and be with you, laughing or sad.

Twenty-one, when there are too many disappointments, you can't stay, only go forward boldly with hope.

I thought it was dark. You suddenly set off fireworks, and I realized that my life can be very deceptive.

Twenty-three, no emotion is terrible. The terrible thing is that you can't get rid of it. If you know your bottom line, many things don't matter.

24. Most friends can only recognize your happiness and can't share your loss.

I seem to have drunk too much, and your smell in the wind makes me crazy. I also want to write poems, such as the name embroidered on the pocket of a handkerchief wet by the lake, and the romantic past.

Quotations from to the sky kingdom

1, as long as you are still there, as long as I am still in love, then there is no fear in this world.

2. This scene is full of dark clouds and rustling wind, which makes people have a little interest in poetry.

3. jiaozi, Noemie, was shaking his voice and calling out a lothario.

If you don't meet the right person, love is a very bad thing.

I haven't recovered yet. The glutinous rice balls in front of me have waved their sleeves and taken off the white silk that binds my eyes. I instinctively closed my eyes. He raised his hand and stroked my forehead.

6. It is really his grandfather's lack of magic and his grandmother's decline in Taoism.

7. It's a pity that a good talent in Yushu, at a young age, finally married an old woman like me. It's really a pity that heaven is unfair and unjust.

8. People who look like that are born with an immortal bone. In those days, Mo Yuan went to God, and so did YeHua.

9. I just suddenly realized what this element requires, and exploration is just an overriding issue.

10, have you ever loved someone? Have you ever hated someone?

1 1. What if Dongdi clock is turned on? What if all the gods of the Eight Wilderness burned out? After all, we are in the same place, and the ashes are all a pile of ashes. How could you, how could you leave me alone?

12, "YeHua didn't know that the girl was actually Bai Qian in the clear autumn."

13, whenever I was a little skeptical, it shouldn't end like that. But he pretends well, and always pretends well.

14, you only told me to let go and be chic, but I didn't know how much sadness and suffering there was behind this chic. Looking in the mirror, not everyone can openly hang their pain on their faces. Even if he doesn't hang it on his face, the pain is not a little bit.

15, what people say is life, not people at all. The life span of mortals is determined by immortals, and the life span of immortals is determined by days. None of them can escape a fortune, but wealth will change.

16, "Now I can only hold you with this hand. If you don't want to, you can leave. " Very distressed.

17, the sky is grey, the field is vast, and an apricot comes out of the wall.

18 However, I am really curious about how he found that the design style of this garden was subverted by me.

19, YeHua, I let you go, and you let me go, so we're even.

In fact, there is a love-hate relationship between them. I'm just a passer-by, and I've been involved vaguely recently, which is destiny takes a hand.

2 1, I took two steps back and sincerely praised: "The water army has a good posture. If you take two more steps, you will kill her."

22. I thought my marriage tree was an old iron tree, which could not bloom after being approved for thousands of years. Now, this old Cycas tree has blossomed? A flower still in full bloom? !

23. I just poured a la carte flower oil on the fire, which added a little anodyne to his big fruit, which is also a good accomplishment.

24. Bai Qian, you were born a fairy, but you are a goddess without practice. But there is nothing so cheap in the four seas and eight wastes. Without this apocalypse, how can you fly to God?

25. "I have been dreaming, but how much I owe you and how much you owe me is probably a mess in the chart."

26. "You flirt with my wife, but you flirt happily."

27. The trick in the romantic moon is not a trick, just fun. Fun in romantic life is not fun, but a trick.

28. The little girl gave me the illusion that I was actually very tender and useful.

29. My husband, YeHua, I regret not meeting him in the best years.

30. Therefore, these decades of love and hate are just natural disasters.

3 1, I said in awe: "As a man, this is the most indescribable description. If you are not careful, it will be obscene. If you have something to say, be happy. "

32. "If mom doesn't go in and fight Yuanyang, dad will be taken away by Princess Miao Qing." He also hit his forehead: "Since I came, the garden has been a place of right and wrong. It is here that many talented people are fascinated by beautiful women, lose their future, and are so tired that they are miserable all their lives. "

33. I suddenly feel empty. YeHua lived to this day, but he was only 50,000 years old and still owed so much debt. He is really a talent.

Outside of this cloud nine, he is the only one for me. I have been thinking about holding the child's hand with him after the birth, watching the sea of clouds churn and the golden sky flow. He doesn't know how important light is to me.

35, so I hate the word congenial in my life.

36. It is enough to burn a peach blossom in ten miles and put one in your heart.

37. YeHua put the food away and gave me a strange look. She said indifferently, "Like you, she only makes a fire to add firewood when I'm cooking." I am so passive that I can't answer anything. He turned to fill the soup again and whispered, "I don't know how I survived in that broken place in Jijunshan before I met him."

38. "In my opinion, you are very good. But you really don't need to learn from me. We just need to have a meeting. " What a good husband! YeHua must finish the task alone.

39. "I always knew your temper, but I didn't expect you to be so determined. If you forget the past, you forget it. I hope you remember, and I hope you will never remember ... "

40. Love in the world, whoever finds it, who leaves it behind, who forgets the past, who always cares. Recall that year, who ordered acacia to plant peach blossoms.

4 1, this color is not beautiful, but it is very practical. For example, if you were cut one day and all the blood came out, you wouldn't know it was a pool of blood. You just thought you knocked over the water tank and spilled water on yourself. If you can't see that you are hurt, people who are worried about you will naturally not worry, and your enemies will naturally not be happy because they cut you.

42. what do I want All I want from beginning to end is you.

She swallowed it. There is no beauty element of mountains in this world. It's just a dream that Bai Qian, the daughter of Bai Di in the Qing Dynasty, had, with endless sufferings, a little peach blossom color. What was it like in the dream? I woke up and forgot.

44. I turned over and jumped off the stage of Zhu Xian. YeHua, I don't want more from you. That's great.

45. If you dare to die, I'll get the potion right away and forget all about you! ..... it doesn't matter.

46. Look at this towering mountain. Standing on the top of the mountain, everything in this world is so small that it won't make your heart broad in an instant. Won't it make you feel that children's feelings are just floating clouds on the horizon, which can be erased with a wave of your hand? Look at this waterfall. It rushes straight into the river and never looks back. When you look at this waterfall, you won't feel that life is the same. You can't look back, but you always have to look forward. Look at this ordinary ant, who can walk in the world for only a few decades and is still trapped by the fate of the company. Most of them are poor all their lives, and most of them who study show no ambition and stay in the boudoir.

47. I asked him vaguely, "Are the stars bright tonight?" He paused for a long time before answering, "Susie, it's daytime."

48. The power of nature is magical, but time is more magical than nature.

49. "The most regrettable thing in Yin Si's life is to meet you in this big palace. You and your wife are a perfect couple. From then on, Yin Si and your eldest son Ming Palace will not wear heavenly clothes. "

50. Not everyone can openly put pain on their faces. Even if he doesn't hang on his face, he doesn't lack pain.

5 1, "If I have nothing, will you still follow me?"

52, retire from the three realms, don't ask the world of mortals, taste is more elegant than taste. Hehe, smile.

53. In front of me, the dark clouds are overwhelming and the wind is rustling, which makes people poetic. Sister said, yes or no? ""the sky is wild, and an apricot is out of the wall. " She looked at Princess Miao Qing again and said, "Sister, should it be appropriate? "

54. Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.

55. People who used to be extremely attached to their arms have become unbearable.

56. Embarrassment has not visited me for more than 10,000 years. Now I can experience it personally, which is somewhat untimely and moving.

57. I think, if the East China Sea Navy announces a banquet at this moment, these immortals will be dancing happily, and then find a secluded place to discuss it heartily. Now I have to endure hard on this table, only occasionally whisper a word or two, how uncomfortable and bitter I am.

58. At that time, I had not fallen in love with him. I am just lonely.

59. This kind of thing, love, sometimes makes people very humble.

60. Committee member Tang Yuan gave in to the beautiful woman: "Mom, you just said that dad is your heart, your liver, and the baby is sweet and candied. People came to rob my dad, and you let them rob you. You broke your word. "

6 1, an honest man is a treasure.

62. There is a levee of a thousand miles, which collapses in the ant nest; There is also a saying that steamed bread caused a bloody case. It was a bowl of braised pork that paved my life. It's not funny. Looking back now, it is inevitable that God will sigh and feel very disappointed.

63. She didn't know that xianrentai was just a fairy's cultivation. A mortal jumped out of xianrentai and disappeared.

64. I have lived in Baiqian for such a long time. Finally, when it comes to a love story, I am too selfish to tolerate any sand. And I, in my previous life, was planted on him twice in succession, and I was deeply moved by him twice. Now that I think about it, I may not know him.

65. I squinted for a long time and was pleased to find that today is destined to be a beautiful and dreamy day.

66. feuds are like clouds. She regretted not meeting him in the best years.

67. This God is committing a crime and has committed a great sin. ...

68, causal reincarnation, the debt owed to others must be repaid.

69. Noemie's jiaozi was disobedient, holding a small fist and making a vicious gesture: "If mom doesn't go in to fight Yuanyang, dad will be taken away by Princess Miao Qing." He also hit his forehead: "Since I came, the garden has been a place of right and wrong. It is here that many talented people are fascinated by beautiful women, lose their future, and are so tired that they are miserable all their lives. "

70. He is destined to be her soaring love robbery. If it wasn't him, it would be someone else. He doesn't know the cruelty of fate.

7 1, I said, "YeHua, I let you go, you let me go, and we are even." The bronze mirror fell from his hand with a clang, and YeHua's approximate violent roar was heard: "Don't jump there ..."

72. In this world, there is no element of Ji Junshan. It was just a dream that Bai Qian, the daughter of Bai Di in the Qing Dynasty, had, with endless sufferings, a little peach blossom color.

73. Ali muttered, "When I was in Ji Junshan, I couldn't get used to the cooking made by Princess Donghai, but I didn't see my father cooking for me." I know YeHua has a hard mouth.

74. I rubbed his head: "As a child, I don't want any weapons of destruction."

75. At that time, a thousand hectares of jade pond was burning, and the woman he loved jumped out of xianrentai in front of him.

Classic Quotations of Sansheng Stone and Three Peach Blossoms

1. In my opinion, you are very good. But you really don't need to learn from me. We just need a meeting. What a good husband! YeHua must finish the task alone.

It's not that I can't get through it, I just don't know how. If I know what to do, I may be able to overcome it. -"to the sky kingdom"

This little girl gave me the illusion that I am actually very tender and useful.

4. YeHua rolled over. I quickly moved to the bed again. YeHua said behind his back, do you want me to hold you to sleep? I stayed for a while. He turned over again and didn't speak. I continued to move to the bed in a conditioned way. Let me know. It fell under the bed. He giggled. You see, I was just thinking that if I don't hold you, you'll have to roll under the bed from time to time tonight. Sure enough. I'm disappointed: this bed is too small, the bed is too small. He fished me out from under the bed and pushed me inside: Yes, we are lying flat, and only three or four people can sleep in the middle. This bed is really too small. I had to laugh twice. -"to the sky kingdom"

You just told me to let go and be chic, but I don't know how much sadness and pain there is behind this chic. Looking in the mirror, not everyone can openly hang their pain on their faces. Even if he doesn't hang it on his face, the pain is not a little bit.

Although I think whether a person is kind or not has nothing to do with his lewdness. -"to the sky kingdom"

7. This color is not beautiful, but it is very practical. For example, if you were cut one day and all the blood came out, you wouldn't know it was a pool of blood. You just thought you knocked over the water tank and spilled water on yourself. If you can't see that you are hurt, people who are worried about you will naturally not worry, and your enemies will naturally not be happy because they cut you.

8. Not everyone can openly put pain on their faces. Even if you don't hang it on your face, there is no shortage of pain.

9. He trembled and finally shed two lines of tears. After a long time, he said, I understood it too late, and you wouldn't wait for me in the same place after all. -"to the sky kingdom"

10. Love is a very bad thing if you don't meet the right person.

1 1. I tried every means to shirk it, but he was so kind-"to the sky kingdom"

12. I have a terrible headache. In order not to disappoint him, I had to grin and gnash my teeth and say, Your father is my darling, my darling, how can I not want him? -"to the sky kingdom"

13. It's really that his grandfather's magic is not strong and his grandmother's Taoism is declining.

14. Emotions and desires are not very different at first glance, but they are very different. One of the differences is that desire is controllable and emotion is uncontrollable. Therefore, there is an elegant saying of the literati, feelings do not know what to do, but go deep-to the sky kingdom.

15. Only you think the end is not the end. You know, things like this need to be cleaned in two places. -"to the sky kingdom"

16. YeHua, I let you go, and you let me go. From now on, we are even.

17. Have you ever loved someone? Have you ever hated someone?

18. I turned over and jumped off the platform in Zhu Xian. YeHua, I don't want more from you. That's great.

19. I feel empty. YeHua lived to this day, but he was only 50,000 years old and still owed so much debt. He is really a talent.

20. I took two steps back and sincerely praised: the posture of the water army is really good. If you take two more steps, your old body will be crushed to death.

2 1. In fact, there is a love-hate relationship between them. I'm just a passer-by, and I've been involved vaguely recently, and it's an ill-fated fate.

22. The golden pheasant crowed three times, and I woke up slowly, vaguely feeling that I had a very interesting dream last night. In my dream, I have a romantic appearance, and I am a good young man. I want to recall the appearance of the young lang carefully, but I only remember a dark black gown and a long-distance peach forest. -"to the sky kingdom"

23. YeHua put the food away, gave me a strange look and said indifferently, She is just like you. She only makes a fire when I'm cooking. I am so passive that I can't answer anything. He turned to fill the soup again and whispered, I don't know how I survived in that broken place in Jijunshan before I met him.

24. An honest man is a treasure.

25. Outside this cloud nine, he is the only one for me. I have been thinking about holding the child's hand with him after the birth, watching the sea of clouds churn and the golden sky flow. He doesn't know how important light is to me.

26. Noemie shook his voice and shouted "Lothario" while wrapping up jiaozi.

27. Have you ever loved anyone? Have you ever hated someone?

28. I only heard him shout Ayi behind, but there is no Ayi in the world. -"to the sky kingdom"

29. There is a levee of a thousand miles, which collapses in the ant nest; There is also a saying that steamed bread caused a bloody case. It was a bowl of braised pork that paved my life. It's not funny. Looking back now, it is inevitable that God will sigh and feel very disappointed.

30. YeHua didn't know that this girl was Bai Qian in the clear autumn.

3 1. If you dare to die, I'll ask for the potion at once and forget all about you!

32. It is enough to burn a peach blossom in ten miles and put one in your heart.

33. Ali muttered: When I was in Jijunshan, I didn't like the dishes cooked by Princess Donghai, but I didn't see my father cooking for me. I know YeHua has a hard mouth.

34. That young man actually broke the clock more than 200 years ago. It happened that Bai Qian was in a trance and locked him up before making a fuss. Dare to ask, 262 years ago, God's birthday was130 long live? On that day, when the ghost king was locked in the East Emperor's Bell by Bai Qian, he kept shouting the name of God and said that he wanted to see God. He said130 long live birthday to congratulate you face to face and ask you face to face. Do you still remember the day when the blue sky of Daming Purple Palace returned to that day 70,000 years ago, and the boy in the moonlight riding costume had a bright eye and whispered in my ear: I will marry you. As I know, as you wish. Kunlun is a virtual feather, willingly. -Yu Ling "to the sky kingdom"

35. Noemie's jiaozi refused, holding a small fist and making a vicious gesture: If mom doesn't go in to fight Yuanyang, dad will be taken away by Princess Miao Qing. He also lamented his forehead: since he came, the garden has been a place of right and wrong, and it is here that many talented people have lost their beauty, lost their future, and been exhausted for a lifetime.