Interesting mood phrases

1, future son, tell me your father's direction quickly. 2. Forgive me for taking the money. I just want to eat all the way.

3. Be sure to pee when you have urine, and don't wait until you have no urine to shake the bird.

Xiao Ming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

6, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

7. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

8. Use four words to describe the separation of wife and children.

9. I seem to be allergic to paper, and I feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

10, Japan said Diaoyu Island was its own, and as a result, it was a tsunami!

1 1, we are all stupid, but I am playing dumb. You are really stupid.

12, you are my Youlemei in winter, and you are my popsicle in summer.

13, and so on, endless waiting, but missing fills my heart.

14, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

15, when you smell her perfume, you will know that it is not as expensive as mine.

16, have you finished reading the materials? I think it's over.

17, because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

18, it may not be the enemy or your son who shits on your head.

19, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

20. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

2 1, who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

22. Look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

24. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

25. Some people can't say anything, but I just want to see him take a bath.

26. The sky didn't give me any big responsibility, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

27, computer, come on, let me go, I have homework.

28. I treat money as my grandson and you treat money as my father. Who do you think I am?

29. Time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

30. Please don't accept my money. I have no money and can't afford caller ID.

3 1, I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and have many children.

32. I suggest that Japanese women be arrested and put in our male prison.

33. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.

34. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

35. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

Don't be silly, only mosquitoes will never leave you in this hot summer.

According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

38. In the past, beautiful women played non-mainstream, but now fat pigs are rampant. What's wrong with that?

39. Those who pour cold water on me will be boiled and returned to you.

40. The highest level of eating buffet is: help the wall to go in and then help the wall to come out.

4 1, someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

42. It turns out that Superman died like this. It was so cold that he flew and froze to death.

43. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may pull out your knife to kill me!

44. I will graduate soon. Why are those people who secretly love me so calm?

45. People love each other by looks, by romance and by burning money, but I am deceived by each other.

46. The boss with whom you talked about money is a good man. Everyone who talks to you about your ideal doesn't want to give you money!

47. Don't always talk about my face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not novel.

48. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

49. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

You must be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.

5 1. Three things performed every day, I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late.

52. How does it feel to express your success? He finally went blind. He finally went blind. He finally went blind.

53. Eating flies, killing mice at work, catching cockroaches at night, and sleeping to shoot mosquitoes are everyone's responsibilities.

54. Waiting for you to talk to me. I don't want to talk to you, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

55. I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, so others will say handsome dad when they see me.

56. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right?

57. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. I get angry when I spend money.

58. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, this thousand-handed Guanyin has been streaking for many years!

59. Four evils in the new era, Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard drive.

60. Unconsciously, our love has gone through a whole year, during which we have all experienced a lot.

6 1, chastity varies from person to person, for example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

62. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen at that time. .

63. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

64, the so-called beauty three-point looks seven-point dress; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

65, people, really tired! I want to sleep when I stand. I love you and I suffer. You have to pay taxes when you go to work, and you have to queue up for dinner after work. I live and suffer!

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent ugly people.

67. Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of Virgo? Man, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly!

68. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a life-long contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy.

69. Loving you is so inexplicable and so heartless. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

70. If Chinese, math, English, physics, history, geography and politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of? Siege the international legation

7 1. My boyfriend held my face in his hands and looked at it affectionately. I silently look forward to it. I closed my eyes shyly and heard a sentence: this big face can't be kissed for a day.

72. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

73. It's the annual college entrance examination, and I'm only five points short of being admitted to Tsinghua. Think of it as tears. I think that year, my score in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69.

74. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, when will the lights stop, take a rest in the karaoke bar after dinner, and then go to the pedicure for half a night. How can there be wine that is not intoxicating?

75. It took five minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

76. What is dry before it is put in and wet when it is taken out, which makes people memorable and happy like a fairy? What are you thinking about? This is a tea bag.

77. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

78. I always knew I loved you very much, but I didn't say it because I couldn't help thinking about you. Now I say this because I care about you. Do you know that?/You know what?

79. The bus sat in the middle of the last row. There was no obstacle in front of it. It made an emergency stop and rushed directly to the driver from the end, accompanied by the screams of killing pigs all the way.

Doctor: Why can't I find my pen? I want to write you a prescription. The patient quietly reminded: doctor, you put it under my arm!

8 1, east-west road, crisscrossing the north and south, I bumped into a man biting a dog on the road, picked up the dog's head and hit a brick, and was bitten by a brick. It is right to tell the truth by turning right from wrong. I know my heart, I wish you happiness every day!

82. Playing chess with a sister, you said that your horse has three lives. I put up with your elephant crossing the river, Dumbo and bumper cars. But you killed my general with my taxi and said you trained a spy.

The most interesting conversation about mood phrases.

First, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

Today, my mother asked me why I smoke, and I said I like to eat soot!

Third, listen to you and leave me ten books!

Appear at the age of 4 or 0, 10, and make progress every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

Six, two people together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: you ignore me, I will ignore you.

Seven, fell down, get up and cry ~ ~ ~

Eight, I am not RMB, how come everyone likes me?

Nine, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Eleven, don't give my sister discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

Twelve, others are pretending to be serious, and I have to pretend not to be serious.

Thirteen, if the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

Fourteen, how many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the full text.

Fifteen, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

Sixteen, people have a plenty of background, and we have a plenty of background.

I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

Eighteen, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles.

Nineteen, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

Twenty-one, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

22. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

23. Life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

24. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

25. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

Twenty-six, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Twenty-seven, when I love you, what you say is what. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

28. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

Twenty-nine, parents are not around, remember to fasten your clothes, and be careful of cold air entering the body!

Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

31. You think too complicated about others because you are not simple.

Wechat's interesting mood phrases

First, the fragrance of the teacup slowly spread into the sadness on the table, closing all thoughts from imagination and finally defeating memories. Album name

Second, flashing tears are barely saying goodbye to you, and sadness and silence are just around the corner. I opened the map to see your destination, but that page was sadly forgotten.

3. Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables coming out of the market, with a lot of money.

Four, monopolize the firefly under the moon, illuminate a loneliness, and the snow on the moss tells me that you never came back.

Listening to the falling wind chimes is like my voice telling myself, but time will always let me touch the wind chimes that I don't want to fall.

Six, the wrong love a person, lonely life.

Seven, don't hit you, you don't know that I am actually both civil and military.

8. If having money is also a mistake, I would rather make one mistake again.

Nine, the moonlight swept through the empty room, and my own shadow and I hid and hid. I accidentally found that your name had turned yellow by the bed. At that time, you and I dare not imagine, we divided our horizons and didn't want to face it.

Ten, I began to imagine the scroll on the wall, and the people in the painting were trying to laugh at my despair.

Eleven, I see you, the mood is more entangled than going to the grave. . , ..

12. If having money is also a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

Thirteen, the soft wind blows the window screen, and the heart is separated from the horizon. From then on, it hurts spring and hurts farewell. At dusk, only for pear blossoms.

14. The overflowing aroma of teacups slowly turns into sadness on the table, closing all thoughts from imagination, and finally can't match the reminder of memories.

Fifteen, you have been here for a while, and I miss it all my life.

Sixteen, don't fall in love because of loneliness, don't be lonely for a lifetime because of wrong love.

Seventeen, lonely city, immortal street lamp. In the dim light, you are looming. Turning around was a mistake.

Eighteen, every word is so dazzling that you can't draw a full stop after reading every sentence. Hurting scenes gradually emerged, leaving only an irrelevant and beautiful childhood in the drawer.

Nineteen, listening to a season of sadness, half a century of moonlight.

Twenty, there are many opportunities in a person's life, depending on whether he can seize it, cherish what he sees and satisfy what he has. We often miss more opportunities for one opportunity.

Birds in the sky, are you lonelier than me, or am I sadder than you?

It is not painful to give up someone who loves you very much. It is very painful to give up someone you love very much. It is more painful to fall in love with someone who doesn't love you.

Twenty-three, I began to imagine the scroll on the wall, and the people in the painting were laughing at my despair.

You didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. Rhyming sad sentences.

Twenty-six, lonely city, immortal street lamp. In the dim light, you are looming. Turning around was a mistake.

Twenty-seven, how to come out, just ask people to drag their clothes and pants.

Twenty-eight, I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

Super funny and humorous mood phrases

I was caught in the rain, which made me understand that I forgot to bring my umbrella again.

Come with me, I'll take you to sleepwalk!

There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?

If marriage is the grave of love, a model couple is at best a model graveyard.

Breaking my word is my style, the status quo is betraying my loved ones, and living a long life is my result.

Bury a lot of gentlemen when nothing happens, but see through a bunch of villains when something happens.

Don't use your own photo as an avatar. O _ O. log off. How unfortunate.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, one is binary, and the other is that I have written eight kinds less.

Women are not omnipotent, but without women, there is nothing.

If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

Late at night, wandering around the corner thinking that you are covered by big men.

Goodbye. I know your parents didn't make you better.

The girl who chased me together in those years.

If you are sensible, you will be invited to eat steamed bread; If you are not sensible, please eat your fist.

When people are lovelorn, cats and dogs appear in pairs, which makes me look worse than pigs and dogs.

We only have one earth, so we should cherish it. There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is hard for everyone!

I used to love you vigorously, but now I am hurt to death by you.

No one has died since ancient times. Bitch dies first, then I die.

Don't say I'm not handsome. I'm not handsome.

Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and don't know why you can't sleep?

I will hold your hand until you break up with him.

Never expect others to understand you, tolerate you and be kind to yourself.

Please remember that not everyone is sincere, so don't trust people easily.

This world, why take it seriously

If I treat you like you treat me, I'm afraid you will hate me to death.

Eating, drinking and having fun together are friends. Playing without eating or drinking is a brother.

Sometimes I'm really brave, but that's only sometimes.

The boss says you dare to wear shorts to work! I said, boss, I counted your pants.

With a block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

What's yours is yours, and it's either yours or mine.

Xiaosan's shy surface can never hide her inner waves.

I don't care, treat me like a man!

Peach blossoms set each other off red, you are red and I am not red.

People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.

Women are sexy, not coquettish, ours is romantic, not wrong.

If you have a doormat face, don't step on it.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

The photo is not a photo, it's a door.

I turned everything upside down on the bus, and you were unknown in the private car.

Not being a bad guy is a waste of your sneaky eyes.

Students, I'm going to be a father! Get ready to get married, love her and help her stop menstruating.

The bird is very big. There are all kinds of Woods.

Don't expect too much from women. There are no good women, but there are bad women.

If a woman's eyes never shine when she looks at you, it is definitely your failure.

Big Wolf never catches a sheep, and Kotaro never leaves.

If you don't love, you have to love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm, and it is not perfect anyway.

Everyone's wish is to stay up late every night.

Falling in love is not that easy. Lying in bed is as simple as that.

The earth is round, so we can always find the initial starting point and the initial dream.

The most painful thing I can think of is getting fat slowly.

Watching others update their mood every day, I don't know what my mood is.

Master, are you fried potatoes with meat or potatoes with potatoes?

Why do you call her Bayi? Because her father's name is Jianjun.

People can understand my inner loneliness and faint homesickness.

The listener can't get in, and the narrator engraves it into his memory.

I miss your night and want you to be naked by my side.

Flowers in the art department, grass in the Chinese department, and monks in the architecture department run around.

When I am in a bad mood, I will call my friends in the middle of the night to wake them up, and then I will go to bed.

I said I was the boss. No one dares to say that she is a mistress.

When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

If you can't, pretend to be forced. If you can, pack to force!

Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You will fall asleep after death.