A funny joke about pigs

1. On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boars. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried, brother, we found you! ?

2. A bird and a pig are on the plane. The bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Give me something to eat", and the pig followed suit. The stewardess was very upset and threw them down. Then the bird said to the pig, "Are you stupid? Can I fly?" ?

The falling rain reminded me of my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed! ?

4. Pigs pray for God to be human. The emperor asked: Want to work? A: Too tired! Q: Farming? A: It's too bitter! Q: Doing business? A: It's too difficult! Q: What do you want? A: You can eat, drink and gamble! Emperor Wu: Son of a bitch wants to be a national cadre!

There is a professional pig raiser whose pigs are the best in the country. So a delegation came to inspect and asked him what he gave the pig to make it grow so well. He replied cheerfully: just get them some big meals or something, nothing. However, the people in the delegation said: We are from the Food Protection Foundation, and you will be fined 100 yuan for wasting food like this. male ...