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Piggy's favorite sentence is snoring.

1, the fattest little thing, it is snoring.

He took a big bite and began to chew. It is really delicious!

He doesn't like people saying that his mother is blowing her own horn.

Huahua fell heavily, and two wet clothes fell to the ground.

He couldn't bear to look at the pig when he saw that it was too tired to hide behind the western hills.

6. This little pig walks very hard. But after he left town, he felt lonely and scared.

7. Little pig bent down to look and found that his new belt was really a living thing. That creature is like a belt, but it has small eyes, a big mouth and a thin tail. He just tied his head and tail together and tied a fast knot!

8. Snoopy took Huahua to his home to read his comic book, and took out all the toys to play with Huahua.

9. As soon as Mrs. Pig walked away, Huahua was so tired that she trembled all over.

10, at night, two big rats ran out. They were very angry because Mrs. Pig invited Mr. Cat to deal with them and made up her mind to bite off Mrs. Pig's ear. Unexpectedly, as soon as she opened her mouth, Mrs. Pig screamed so loudly that even two big mice were scared to death, thinking that they had bitten a mine, and hurriedly fled back to the hole.

1 1. The old goat was very happy and gave him two hearts. Snoopy happily put the radish in his back pocket and thanked Uncle Goat. Green skin and red meat, so big, or two, he is already very talented!

12, so he was moved and worked harder.

13, he tried to straighten himself like a bamboo pole. Mrs. Pig hung him two wet clothes and put him on the hanger.

14 He was very nervous. He heard a strange noise in the Woods by the road. It's a bit like the sound of dead branches on the ground being broken, Kebaba, Kebaba. Although the sound was very slight, it made his neck and stems cold and creepy.

15, but he didn't scratch his hat after standing for a long time. He had to make up his mind to pick it up himself.

16, and then he plunged into the bushes and ran like hell.

17, pig is a very obedient child. He did as his mother taught him, put down his burden and plunged into the deep grass by the roadside.

18, joking with Bajie that day. She was in a hurry and bit me. It hurts too much! You ate me bite by bite, so sad!

19, Mr. Donkey asked the pig to help him grind, saying that he would go to find a laundry list. Snoopy, push hard.

20. It was dark behind me and I couldn't see anything clearly.

2 1. Snoopy is a clever pig. He immediately thought of a good idea: yes, I will learn to ha ha ha, let my mother talk to me!

22. There are several stars in the sky, but they are all green, like the eyes of a wolf, staring at him hard.

23. The big tiger is hiding in the Woods by the roadside, with a big stick in his hand. As soon as he heard someone coming in the distance, his ears pricked up.

24. Pigs feel sorry for Huahua. Really, he looks ugly, and besides, it's definitely inconvenient without hands and feet.

25. Mrs. Sheep and Mrs. Donkey praised their children hard and made their chins long.

26. From then on, Huahua became a good friend who snored. Hey, you can go to the Woods to play with him; He can also come to his snoring house at any time.

27. The sparse snoring looks round, and it is similar when the ball is big, so when Mrs. Pig said this, her eyes were fixed on the flowers.

28. One night, the wolf in the wild sneaked into the town.

29. He put 500 duck eggs in two baskets, picked up the burden and went out.

30, but the three little guys didn't move. They all looked at the pig with big pointed ears.

3 1, the sun soon showed half a red face and showed a slender shadow on the ground.

32. Can the bodyguard still borrow the laundry list? But the pig didn't say anything, so he went to find the laundry list at once.

Unexpectedly, there is not even a drop of water in Mr. Niu's water tank. That water tank is still very big, and pigs have to move ladders to carry buckets.

He often asks himself this question. At that time, there was always a clever grunt who answered his questions.

Of course it's not that big, but it's almost enough to put you in the stomachs of my three children. Besides, I'm starving!

Mrs. Duck didn't tell Mrs. Pig about it, for fear that she would be afraid and wouldn't let Snoopy escort her.

37. Next, she told a story about her son who was twelve years younger, that is, how he scared off Mr. Wolf and how he shot the crescent bear away.

38. The pig himself was so scared that he threw his gun on the ground.

39. The sun soon showed half a red face and showed a slender shadow on the ground. At first, the sun looked at him with a smile in the east, as if to say to him, hey, what a good boy! Come on, do it!

40. It was dark and foggy, and even his night eyes were not very bright. But Mr. Tiger can tell that there are not one or two people walking on the road, but three people. He also saw what he didn't like the most: the one walking in the middle with the pike on his shoulder!

4 1. He found a clearing, sniffed it with his nose and arched it with his mouth. After arching for a while, he finally dug up a strange sweet potato with several sharp corners from the soil.

42. The big tiger was frightened. He turned and walked deep into the Woods. Burst, burst, run away.

43. A fruit flew over and knocked on the pig's nose, which made him almost scream.

He stood there staring at his hat in a daze.

45. Flowers can straighten your body. However, this requires great efforts. I'm afraid it's impossible to hang the clothes until they are dry. He looked at Mrs. Pig with two small black and bright eyes, which looked very embarrassed.

On his birthday, his mother bought him a big cake. Now that he has grown up, he should buy something for his mother as a birthday present.

47. Just then, he heard a thump behind him. Mr. Crescent Bear turned his head and saw starling flapping his wings desperately on the grass.

48. The green grass passed quickly under his feet.

49. If only another gust of wind would blow up his hat and fall on his head.

Look at the sky, piggy. The sun has moved from the east to your head. She stopped in surprise and stuck her head out of the window.

5 1, two big rats ran out in the middle of the night and saw it. Hey, why did Mrs. Pig disappear? When they heard snoring overhead, they looked up and saw Mrs. Pig hanging in mid-air and sleeping soundly.

After a long walk, the pig felt that his trousers were a little loose again, so he tightened his belt and added another button.

53. The wolf grabbed Mr. Pig by the neck and dragged him outside. But he pushed it off several times, but Mr. Pig did not move.

54. Snoopy, pick up the burden and move on.

55. That night, the big tiger really came out. The sound of Kebaba and Kebaba heard by snoring is that the big tiger is walking. The big tiger was very heavy. He tried to tread lightly, but he broke the dry branches on the ground.

Look at the sky, piggy. The sun has moved from the east to your head.

57. As he spoke, he opened his mouth and wanted Miss Myna to go in first.

58. Do you smell it? Smell my banana, it's okay without paying!

59, where! Things are different. My brother is the manager of the fruit wholesale station. Look, who has such a great banana as me?

Fortunately, the sun soon showed half a red face and showed a slender shadow on the ground.

6 1, Mrs. Pig gave birth to twelve babies at once, and the cradle was very big. She hung a big high cradle on the ceiling. That night, she just climbed into the cradle to sleep.

62. Piglet has no choice. Alas, an egg is an egg! Mr. Fox really picked out the biggest egg for him from the egg box.

That myna is brave and won't bully others. These pesky sparrows are a little afraid of her.