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Tell your deskmate how you feel.

Tell your deskmate how you feel.

The deskmate is our best friend at school and also has the deepest feelings. The following is the complete set of deskmate information I collected for you. Welcome to read!

Complete works of conversation about deskmate

1.? Watch the sunset at the same table. Isn't it beautiful? Speak human words? Still fucking going to school?

2. attend class. My deskmate is menstruating. The teacher asked what was wrong. I hit myself on the nose. So I went downstairs and bought her sanitary napkins. Later she became my wife.

Teacher, don't bother to change deskmates. I can talk to anyone.

4.? I like your deskmate very much. You are beautiful and gentle. You are my goddess. Deskmate, is it really good for you to praise yourself so blatantly?

I want to start school with a headmaster, but I have a headmaster from a class.

6. deskmate, I'm sorry. I used to bully you every day, but now I'm separated and I can't do it anymore.

7. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

I really envy having such a good deskmate at the same table.

9. Find a chance to kill the deskmate, because he knows too much.

10. Hey, let me copy my homework. Hey, lend me your pencil. Hey, lend me the book. Hey, watch the teacher for me. Hello, my former deskmate, I miss you.

1 1. Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to the deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

12. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! He shouted: Your deskmate is a pig!

13. will you hear someone mention the word deskmate one day and then think of me and move?

14. deskmate, sorry. I used to fuck you every day, but now I'm separated. I can't do it anymore. Sorry, deskmate.

15. Did you change the automatic reply to yesterday? And then what? Then my stupid deskmate talked to it all afternoon.

16. deskmate, in the vast sea of people, I recognized you at a glance Because you are the most eye-catching, and secondly, awkward and obscene!

17.? I think I'm in love with you? What are you talking about at the same table as Xueba?

18. A million jokes are not as good as a sentence told at the same table!

19.? Deskmate, deskmate, do you know a group is reserved for you? Really? Which blacklist?

20. Hungry, thirsty, looking for a deskmate, looking for a mirror, looking for a deskmate in a bad mood, looking for a deskmate, looking for money, looking for a deskmate, playing cards, hugging your thighs, looking for a deskmate.

2 1. God, you must give me a funny comparison when school starts!

22.? If your deskmate suddenly fainted, what measures would you take to slap him first to see if he was faking it?

23. My deskmate is Su Xue, who is a slag when pinched.

I said to my deskmate: Your deskmate likes you? , he said? Is it your deskmate who likes you?

25. A small note was stuck on the back of my deskmate. As soon as I saw that it was not tight, I gave it a heavy pat. By the way, I said, ah, there are bugs!

Tell your deskmate how you feel.

1, we agreed not to part, but to be together all the time, even against time, even against the whole world.

2, the same table is omnipotent!

At school, I will come early and copy your homework on time every Monday. Later, I was reluctant to change places!

I did have a holiday, but I found that my holiday was not happy. I might as well have fun with my classmates at school. . . . .

5. Every class will have a group of top students who work hard silently like Friar Sand.

6. Every class will have a group of silly and lovely little fat people like Bajie.

Every class has a group of restless students like monkeys.

8. "This year, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, meanness, cheating, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones."

9. If you have a crush on your deskmate, send flowers.

10, the deskmate helped you watch the teacher fetch water and beat you.

1 1, in fact, there is a strange feeling between deskmates, not like it, but inseparable.

12, the kindness of the girl at the next table makes me blush and my heart beat (? _ゝ`)

13, do you remember the people who did stupid things together in those years, the books they used together, and the deskmates who fought together? In retrospect, there is still a smile on your mouth.

14, while you were sleeping after class, I secretly painted your nails with a highlighter. Every time I wake up, you say I'm sick and I'll make trouble with you after class. I seem to like you.

I have a teasing deskmate.

16, if you think I have become a person who often scolds you from time to time, then congratulations, we have met.

17, the only missing stay these years, heartache is inevitable.

18, cherish the person who is willing to show you the manuscript.

19 Since I have a deskmate who loves to tease and talk, I feel that I roll my eyes more often.

20. Thank you for your persistence. Even though we don't have many words, you have taught me a lot. @ Yang Well, please praise this China's best friend.

2 1. At the beginning, we were all children, and in the end, we were all horrible scum.

22. He cut off all contact with me, hated it but chose a school with me.

23. A class teacher's casual seat change can change many people's lives.

24. "Friends with the same personality, lovers with complementary personalities!"

Holding your hand is like holding my dog.

26. Although we have bad words, we have you in our hearts.

27. I am willing to be your audience and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

Fortunately, you are here, even if the whole world fights with me, you are not afraid of trouble. Fortunately, with you, the distant sky embraced the sea. Thank you for accompanying me.

29. The taste of secretly watching him in class but not letting him find out.

30. My deskmate is a pervert. What about yours?

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