Spit funny jokes on rainy days

1, rainy days, like windless rainy days!

Don't run when it rains. It's raining ahead anyway.

Take clothes away when it rains, and turn off the computer when it thunders.

When you laugh, the thunder is gentle and the rainstorm is silent.

Woman, when you cry, it rains.

6. Nothing, I'm fine. I can still laugh without crying.

7. Why does it rain in the sky? Because the earth is going to take a bath!

8. I heard that when it rains, I will care more about you.

9. Yang Leng Sunset Mountain is rustling, and a pipa breaks people's intestines.

10, I have been hiding from the rain all my life. Will the rain be sad?

1 1, it rains every day, and the rabbit is angry!

12, when it rains, am I the only one still holding an umbrella in the rain?

13, don't get caught in the rain, or it will sprout.

14, I don't like rain, but I like the sound of rain.

15, it rains at night, which is the minimum respect that God gives to single girls!

16, occasionally sneak into the rain window and imagine kissing your face.

17, gentleness gradually turns cold, and I can't hear you say good night anymore.

18, others say it's good to sleep in rainy days, but I can't sleep more and more!

19, it rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

20. Children's shoes that thunder and rain play with computers, aren't you afraid to cross!

2 1, let it rain when it rains! So do it! Lao zi's underwear is wet.

22. It rained and thundered. I stood under the tree and shouted, I want to pass.

23. On rainy days, I feel like crying for no reason. Honey, I miss you.

24. I'll see you when the weather is good and when the weather is bad.

25. Children's shoes that play with computers in thunder and rain are not afraid of crossing?

26. A fool always likes to say: It rains easily.

27. Can you hear the rain? It's my missing.

28. Are you not afraid to cross the children's paper playing computer when it thunders and rains?

29. It's raining. I don't know who you are holding an umbrella for and whose warmth is in your arms.

30, playing water outside in rainy days, playing herringbone and dragging away.

3 1. Continuous rainy days are the best time to practice lightness skill and float on the water.

32. I hold an umbrella for you, but your heart is raining for others.

I like walking in the rain, because then no one will know that I am crying.

34. The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back under the scorching sun.

35. I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

36. It is raining in my eyes, but I am holding an umbrella for him in my heart. This is love.

37. Stop raining. Even if it rains cats and dogs, I will go out tonight.

38. Collect clouds at sunset for you and clear skies after rain for you.

39. We always have nothing to say at the beginning and get hurt at the end.

40. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain.

4 1, my eyes are raining for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you. This is love.

42. Some words can never be said; Some tears will never flow out.

43. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are in poor health, I will make you rain every day.

44. I don't know if you are doing well now. I'm not okay anyway.

45. I like rainy days best, so I can say that tears on my face are rain.

46. Don't go out in rainy days. Although the rain is not poisonous, it is wet and gonorrhea is big!

47. I thought I was also the seed of infatuation and drowned in the rain.

48. I think I missed a lot, rainy days with sunshine and your face with tears.

49. Fairy tales say that there will be a rainbow after the rain, but they don't say that there will be nothing in an instant.

50, stealth, not to avoid anyone, just hope that someone will find that I have disappeared.

5 1, I hope that I will not be disappointed in every spring, summer, autumn and winter, whether I am lonely or not.

52. The original ending is already doomed, and I am still waiting for the miracle to appear.

53. Listening to the sound of raindrops drop by drop, it is clear that your breath seeps into my love like raindrops.

54. On that rainy day, we ran in the rain; It's rainy this year, but only I am in the rain.

55. When it thunders and rains, stand under the tree and proudly point to the sky and say, I want to cross it, too!

You just casually say that you don't like rain, but I think of you every rainy day.

What moved me was not that you gave me an umbrella when it rained, but that you got wet with me.

58, suddenly found that the world as long as you are happy, everything will instantly become beautiful.

59. Sorrow is like one thunderstorm after another. No one can understand the sadness and sadness of rain.

It's raining, so I choose to hide from the rain, so you probably can't see my tears.

6 1, trying to be depressed when it rains without an umbrella. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

62. The moment a meteor cuts through the sky is beautiful, but only the sky knows the pain in beauty.

63. Rain hits the windowsill, beating the most sensitive nerve. I just want to say, why are you always pestering me?

64. It's raining. I stood under the tree and shouted: Oh, my God, a thunder killed me! I also want to cross!

65. There is a strong wind outside, branches are scattered all over the floor, and dust is flying everywhere, which makes people hard to open their eyes.

66. Heavy rain is coming, and it's raining! Can't stop me from missing your heart! It's raining, I miss you!

67. If you are not rewarded, you should know enough is enough, otherwise, you will disturb others and hurt yourself.

68. It is not difficult to be happy, just like it is windy without rain outside the window, and no one understands the mood of the weather at this time.

69. Every time I listen to the rain, my mood is unusually calm, and there is a trace of sadness in that calm.

70. The rain passed by my window and the glass was crying. People in the street look happier than me.

7 1. Little friends who dare to play computer when it thunders and rains are not afraid of lightning, so you will cross it?

72. It's another rainy day. Someone once said that I would walk silently through the city with my black guitar on my back.

I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

74. Let's drink to your carelessness and to my self-love. You and I will never meet again.

75. Who will accompany me when I am sad? Who will coax me when I am sad? Who will wait for me in the rain when it rains?

76. Every rainy day, I think of the song that Nanquan sang, hahaha. What if it rains? I miss you so much!

77. Do you know why it rained the other day? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

78. I don't like rainy days, and my mood is easy to get wet, just like it's raining outside the window at the moment, but my heart is bleeding.

It began to rain last night, and there is no sign of stopping now. I hope it will clear up soon.

80. I like rainy nights, listening to the sound of rain outside the window and sleeping in a warm bed, and I feel particularly practical.

8 1, I'm not afraid to wait, I'm not afraid of old age, I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of nothing, I'm afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.

82. Thin light rain falls slowly from the distant sky, and the leaves under the windowsill are dyed green by the rain.

83. It's raining. Do you think I miss you when you are not with me? Rain drops on my heart with my thoughts.

84. Looking in the rain, running in tears in the rain, waiting in the rain, unrestrained in the rain, waiting for her in the rain.

85. The cold rain outside the window cuts through the world and splashes on the glass, just like my heart is broken and heartbreaking.

86. Even those who stay up late are alone. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

87. After I left you, I fell in love with rainy days unconsciously, because no one knew I was crying when it rained.

88, afraid of such rain! Thunder bursts! When I was a child, I was scared. When I grow up, I dare not sleep because of rain and thunder.

89. Never let go of what you have said and continue what you have said. Everything that used to be just once.

90. Going out is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting is teppanyaki, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish!

9 1, I have 10,000 reasons to see you, but I lack an identity to see you. I really want to see you and hug you tightly.

92. I said that song was really nice. Not every song you like to listen to, but you are still here on rainy days, playing familiar melodies.

93. At night, listening to the dripping rain, I relaxed my mood, precipitated my memories, and slept soundly and beautifully.

94. At night, the rain is cold, the wine is drunk alone, and the memory is long. Who knows, when the wine wakes up, the rain stops, the wind is quiet, and people wake up in the middle of the night.

95. Shake off the ashes on the pillow and the memories will reverberate. Fuzzy rain can turn up a cold night, but who can turn up several wounds? But I saw a tear in the rain.

96. Every rainy day is actually a good opportunity for single men, because most single women always have all kinds of irritability, cold and loneliness in rainy days.

97. The sky is gloomy and very cold. The grass bowed its head and the branches twisted and looked up. I found dark clouds gathering, but I didn't expect it to rain quietly

98. It's raining heavily. I got up in the middle of the night to collect clothes and never fell asleep again. After listening to the thunder and rain for half a night, it was really a quiet night to listen to the wind, a rainy night to listen to the rain, and a dream to dream.

99. Blowing up the dust on the ground also took away the haze in my heart, and the rain splashed ripples on the water surface, washing away the resentment in my heart. I hope you won't be depressed by the storm. Peace and happiness are unparalleled!

100, spring is coming. May sweetness moisten your love like a drizzle, happiness care for your heart like a drizzle, happiness adorn your sight like a drizzle, and come into your life easily like a drizzle.

10 1. It has been said that people who listen to the rain are very entangled and easily sad. Lonely rainy night, a person tastes loneliness, gets used to loneliness, learns to hide sadness in peace and pretend to be happy.

102, the person who clearly agreed to grow old together left you in the middle without saying a word. I thought there was plenty of time, but when I turned around, it was a mouthful of herbal tea. Sad, isn't it? People who used to like it so much can no longer have it.

103, I don't know if the rain is lonely, but it is quiet. When it rains, the world is especially quiet. The more it rains, the quieter the world will be. Finally, I can only hear the beating of my heart. If only it rained every day.

104, it rained again. I remember that when it rained last year, I asked you, do you want to write an article for you? You smiled and said, well, I really hope to see myself in Yan Yan's article. Later, no, no later, only once and now.