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Charlotte’s troubled lines

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei always eats melon seeds in class, which affects my grades.

Teacher: How can your grades be affected? Is there still room for improvement in your grades?

Teacher: If you change places, why don’t you sleep the same way?

Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else?

Teacher: Do you think you are the principal and can sleep with whomever you want?

Ma Dongmei: Pretending to be innocent is so tiring ----Ma Dongmei

Brother, what are you looking for? Can Dad help you look for it?

Teacher: How can your grades be affected? Is there still room for improvement in your grades?

I can still be bullied by you in my dream! ----Charlotte

Charlotte: I have been wasting my time, but I didn’t expect that God would give me another chance to be reborn. So, I want to thank heaven and earth.

Principal: You have to thank the school, thank the teachers, and thank the floor of your class for not being high.

Dachun, I will give you everything. Can you give me the winter plums? ----Charlotte

Burn my youth----Charlotte

The young couple have been together for a long time, so don’t use the little passion you have. There was a quarrel. ----Charlotte

The reason why I put fennel in the noodles is to remind you of my goodness when you get tired of it. ----haha

Don't look back, I won't leave. ??

I have to thank my wife for turning me into a textbook idiot. ----Xia Luo

Dachun: "Brother, fortunately you persuaded me to buy a house in the second ring road. I bought it for 2,700, but it rose to 2,900 in less than half a year, so I sold the house and made a huge profit." For a sum of money, my mother even persuaded my relatives to sell them all, then rent a house, and wait until the house price drops before buying..."

Charlotte: "...I will give you a second piece of advice, don't talk to those relatives in the future. I've contacted you, just hide if you can." ----Charlotte I didn’t have a father since I was a child. My father’s name was Ma Dong, so when I was born, I was named Ma Dongmei. ----Ma Dongmei

You, you are different from others, don’t focus on studying.

Teacher: If you change places, why don’t you sleep the same way?

Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else?

Teacher: Do you think you are the principal and can sleep with whomever you want?

When you think about it later when you are bored, the taste will remind people of its goodness. ----Ma Dongmei

Isn't this classmate Yuan Hua, what's wrong?

I can't do this question, I can't do it, it's too difficult! ----Yuan Hua

Teacher Wang: Just yesterday, classmate Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district-wide essay competition. The title of the essay was "My Father, the District Chief."

I will be by your side, by your side

I will never look back

Your every move is like a heartbeat

It affects everything I have

I will be by your side, by your side

Never look back

No matter yesterday, today and the future

Until the end

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