Humorous and funny sentences with real knowledge in laughter (selected 50 sentences)

2. Boss, a bowl of tears.

3. Q: My avatar Niu B A: I like it!

4.jb is busy during the day and jb is busy at night.

I am relieved to see that you are disabled. ~

6. Don't be angry, your body is your own.

7. Handsome is useless! Finally, I haven't finished eating!

8. Whoever has no tiger falls to Pingyang will make a comeback.

9. Does bleeding hellip hurt?

10, carnival is a group of lonely helliphellip.

1 1. I can't live as long as Taiwan Province Province is not recovered!

12. If you see him, say hello to his family.

13, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

14, crowded in helliphellip, the troublesome capital of Beijing.

15, you've been wandering around the Jianghu for so many years. Do you rely on your face to defend yourself?

16, reading humorous sentences makes people laugh and feel reasonable?

17, the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

18, or go the way of others, leaving others with no way out.

19, take off your clothes, I'm an animal, put on your clothes, I'm devil wears prada!

20. Who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

2 1. Before, my love was like a dwarf, hanged by a bush.

Live well, because we will die for a long time helliphellip.

23. They said I was bt and asked me to do ct, but I turned out to be et.

24. Be a person who lingers on the cow, between A and the cow.

25, you are just my full-size spare tire, don't ask too much.

26, our boss said: You used to wear open-backed pants, do you still wear them now?

27. If my friend can sell it, I can make a small sum of money every five dollars.

28. The first sentence to an unmarried woman must be how old your child is.

29. I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

30. A floating spring without money spends the rest of his life online with code piracy.

3 1, you are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of death.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, because there is sunshine behind.

God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into affection and violence.

34. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

35. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

36. I came quietly, walked quietly and waved my dagger, leaving no one alive.

37. Does anyone have a crush on me? If you have a crush on me, don't be shy, just say your love.

I fell in love with you because there was water in my brain, and now my brain is shaking dry.

39. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

40. If you are safe, it will be a sunny day. Hell, hell, you have to hang up hell.

4 1, a woman full of foul language may be a martyr, and a pure and lovely woman may also be a * *, but it's a pity that men don't understand.

42. I am no longer the little girl who spent a lot of money thinking for a long time. Helliphellip, I'm going to spend five dollars carefully now.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

44. Honey, have you advanced your menopause? That old lady, I wish you menstruation every day, and then live a long life. That's rude.

45. For those who don't cherish me, I wish you better, worse and worse jobs in the future.

46. Don't delete you just to see how you write your mood. I don't want anything anymore, I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

47. There are two kinds of people in college who have no lovers. One is that no one looks down on them, and the other is that no one looks down on them. I used to like a person, but now I like a person.

48. It is really different for thousands of people to taste the wheel of ten thousand people. The legs are not close to hellip. Hehe, some girls are not sensitive. I'm talking about chopsticks in the canteen. Mdashmdash everyone

49. After the graduation ceremony, a Tsinghua student got into a taxi and greeted him excitedly. I am a graduate of Tsinghua University! The driver said that I was really a coincidence, and pointed to the old man selling sweet potatoes and said that he had not been liberated when he graduated!

50. I am kind by nature. Even if I trample an ant to death, I will recite the scriptures and Buddha, cross over the dead and repair its grave. I was more afraid of being single and lonely after death, so I trampled dozens of ants as my companions. It can be said that I have tried my best.