Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner in summer (40 sentences)

A humorous sentence describing turning on the air conditioner (1) 1. I stayed at home for two days, and this life was given by the air conditioner.

2.？ I want to stay in the air-conditioned room until the end of summer.

3.？ I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

4.？ It's cold, and we have someone to hug and clothes for those who don't.

5.？ It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

6.？ The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

7.？ The air conditioner is out of service. Don't abandon me. Big brother wants to go with him.

8.？ SMS does not need to be reasonable, but it needs to be sincere; Blessing doesn't need to be contacted often, but it needs to be remembered. A warm concern for you: pay attention to adding clothes in cold weather!

9.？ Outdoor temperature 33, indoor temperature 36. Now my life is given by air conditioning.

10.？ It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!

1 1.？ There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling of forgetting to wear long pants.

12.？ Just went to the living room to pour water, huh ~! Compared with the bedroom, it is simply a volcano. Sure enough, my life was given by the air conditioner.

13.？ I can't live without air conditioning on such a hot day. It's hard to imagine how I kept studying when there were only two broken fans in high school.

14.？ I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

15.？ If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

16.？ Replace the back shell of the mobile phone with glass, and put the mobile phone in the air conditioning outlet of the car. After cooling, put the phone on your arm and feel its power.

17.？ I may be really old. Didn't the previous words all rely on gastrointestinal ability to judge whether Lian Po could still fight?

18.？ In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts.

19.？ I would like to be your air conditioner all your life, warm in winter and cool in summer.

20.？ It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner (2) 1. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

2.？ Air-conditioned watermelon cold drink ... the perfect summer should be like this, do you agree?

3.？ Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and unconscious.

4.？ This dog's life was given by my air-conditioning father, and it was also given by my air-conditioning father. Air-conditioning dad abused me thousands of times, and I treated my air-conditioning dad like my first love.

5.？ There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

6.？ Meeting you makes me feel warmer in winter.

7.？ I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

8.？ Blowing the fan makes the nose smooth, and blowing the air conditioner makes the nose stuffy. This summer is going to kill me!

9.？ African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.

10.？ I took it yesterday morning and received it at 9 o'clock this morning. Su Shen logistics Zan is on trial. Pink is great. I like it. The use effect will be evaluated later.

1 1.？ I'm so hungry tonight. I ate five or six jiaozi. It's disgusting. The closer the word "feast" is to me, the farther it is from me.

12.？ It is said that summer life is given by air conditioning and milk tea. There is no air conditioning now, so I can only drink a few more cups of milk tea.

13.？ It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.

14.？ Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

15.？ Today, I realized that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

16.？ In winter, a thin layer of snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covers this vast wasteland, shining with cold silver light.

17.？ After you left, there was no warm hug and embrace. You are always shivering with cold in this cold winter.

18.？ In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.

19.？ Take a walk outdoors in this weather to let you know what life air conditioning has given you.

20.？ It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

202 1 It's so hot in summer. Talk about humorous sentences describing hot weather.

1. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

2. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

3. Mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

5. It's so hot that I lie in bed and braise in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

6. In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool down in the water.

7. In the hot sun, Xiao He's cheeks are red. He enjoys the bath in Yangon and blooms harder, because he is eager to be a small tree that can provide shade for passers-by one day.

8. A person is in a humble room, and mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

9. It's not naivety that beats you! It's very hot! !

10. That day, it was terribly hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, like Feiyun, like fog, like fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

1 1. Please talk to me when I am awake.

12. You can feel at ease when it is hot. Be agitated, bid farewell to the past and look forward to happiness. Overcoming emotions with reason is often associated with optimism. Don't look too far, embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on

13. Keep quiet. I'd rather keep silent in the fleeting time, just like now.

14. I implore the emperor to put the male and female servants in limbo. It's too hot for male and female servants.

15. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

16. In early summer, pomegranate flowers are gradually blooming, and the green leaves are lined with safflower, which is beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a burning flame and a red sunset rising at dusk.

17. Those ironware are baked like sweet potatoes in the summer sun, which makes people afraid to touch them.

18. The high temperature in summer made me fully realize the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

19. It's too hot in summer! Cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say, it's so hot! The earth is as hot as steaming us; The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were sunburned and bowed their heads.

20. A happy summer is when a small air conditioner blows a small computer, plays with a small watermelon and eats a small life.

2 1. It's so hot, it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

I thought the land would grow if the days were so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

23. The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

24. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

25. It was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and there were some gray gases floating in the air in Feiyun, which made people feel breathless.

26. Xia Xiang, a shy dancer in a seven-color skirt, swayed her skirt and quietly came to the gurgling stream around her. Summer blew waves and drums rhythmically, and she turned the silvery laughter into beauty and sprinkled it on every inch of land.

27. Buffalo has been hiding in the pond for a long time, and its whole body is buried in the water, with only one head exposed on the water to breathe.

28. The willows in the street are like diseased leaves covered with dust, rolling their branches and not moving. Small vendors with white light on the road dare not yell at the plexiglass signboard at the door of the store, as if they have been sunburned.

Sentences describing laziness and boredom (40 sentences)

1. It's boring to stay at home on holiday. I always want to go back to school, but I want to go home as soon as I get back to school.

2. During the summer vacation, is there anyone who is bored with the computer all day like me? Then I went to the training class and thought of the lovely computer?

3. Boring people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

4. The evening breeze is floating in your hair, and the night after dusk is very quiet. Who's bored? You said that song was nice and made you smile.

5. Boring children walk on paper.

6. Destiny is a book. If you turn it carelessly, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

7. Stupid people get bored once they have nothing to do. To be an idle person, you need to be versatile, highly cultivated, or have a different mind.

8. I envy those boring people because they have time to be bored. Unlike me, idleness hurts.

9. Growing up told me to stop believing in vows. The only thing I can trust is companionship.

10. Holidays are sometimes annoying, but I want to have a holiday as soon as I study.

Life is simple, and simplicity is perfection.

12. Summer vacation means staying at home every day. I don't know what to do. I'm bored, and I'm always nagged by my parents, and sometimes I hear scolding.

13. melodramatic, boring and undercapitalized useless dogs. Step aside.

14. When people are bored, they like to seek comfort from others. And those who are willing to give such comfort are also boring people.

15. Only lonely people lack love, but they will be deeply hurt.

16. Every time I look in the mirror. I can practice laughing. Because I want to use a smile to render that sadness.

17. This "summer" in July is really boring. Is it because I miss you that I am lonely and infatuated?

18. Love at school is just a product of boredom.

19. There is a disease called boredom. I will stay alone in the dormitory for a few days. Unlike the traditional boudoir, I am willing to taste loneliness.

20. Who is the person who accompanied me crazy when I was bored? Who will accompany me when I am sad?

The second sentence describes idleness and boredom 2 1. Actually, boredom is also a part of life.

22. Growing up, I never used an eraser completely. I didn't cut it or stick it with a pen when I was bored. I just lost it.

Every day, you spend% of your time despising yourself and% of your time forgiving yourself. It's called entanglement.

24. The boring time in life is also a limited edition.

25. Keep those boring promises to yourself.

26. Without you, life is not full, just boring.

27. Life without you is boring.

28. Jealousy is a boring thing, especially when it is long gone.

29. I love movies. It doesn't matter whether I come or not. I cry alone quietly. -"The movie is over"

30. I like small freshness or heavy taste.

3 1. A marriage without love will last forever, but love is different.

32. Happy flowers will eventually sink into the mud and nourish sadness.

33. A buddy was really bored one day and joked with his girlfriend. He said, "A man sent me a message saying that he is your husband." His girlfriend blurted out, "How is that possible? He doesn't know your number. "

34. Boring, how to write it?

35. Summer vacation is really boring. Looking for hiding, eating, drinking and hiding, the days passed day by day. It's pathetic.

36. Life is a lot of desires. If the desire is not satisfied, it will be painful, and if it is satisfied, it will be boring. Life will swing between pain and boredom.

37. Holidays: Sleeping in → Watching TV → Playing QQ→ Clicking the mouse → Visiting the space → Touching the mobile phone → Sending messages → Having dinner … Alas → Too boring.

38. In fact, the so-called sadness is that you are bored and out of nothing.

39. I really hope that when everyone says I am strong, someone tells me not to be brave.

40. When bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to look at the time, then unlock it and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in the trouser pocket.

A circle of friends who humorously described the hot weather in summer said

1. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

Second, the high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

Third, the exercise fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

Five, it took an hour to make up, but I didn't make up when I opened the door.

6. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...

7. If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

Nine, the worst summer unscrupulous spit in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

10. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

Eleven, finally can not spend money on sauna.

12. Now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

Thirteen, I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

Fourteen, now looking for an object who is interested in seeing constellations, no matter whether it is cold or hot, will look for Aquarius to quench their thirst.

Fifteen, too big is not good. The sun is above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.

Sixteen, the table was so hot that mosquitoes could not stand it and were burned to death.

Seventeen, a person died, this person is called "hot".

18, Mahjong was burnt as soon as it came on stage. ...

Nineteen, go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

Humorous sentences about learning to bask in yourself (40 sentences).

Learn to tan yourself (Part I) 1. That's why I get a tan.

This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wildly outdoors with high temperature and tanned skin. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

3. Men, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.

4. The bitterness and bitterness along the way continue to surpass, and the maturity and gratitude along the way.

Basic summer is such a scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

6. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

7. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

8. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

9. Send you a parasol, so that the sunshine in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!

10. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

1 1. It's too hot for a dog to go out of the music building. I let others do everything for me. How dare I go out in such a big sun? Whenever I go out, I will touch a bottle of sunscreen and put on my coat, whether it is hot or not. After all, I am too white to get a tan.

12. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

13. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

14. The hair was asked where to play and why it was tanned like this. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

15. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

16. Be a tanned woman!

17. Where did you dig coal these two days?

18. This summer is doomed to be tanned.

19. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I stayed for another three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit for him, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

20. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

Learn to bask in yourself (2)1. Someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City yesterday. You'd better stay at home in such hot weather. It's neither hot nor sunny. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

22. My wife is a nag! She is always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, I came back with a tanned tooth.

I didn't lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

24. You can only see my eyes at night.

25. In Happy Valley, the sound of tourists frolicking waves after waves. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

26. This summer, not only is the sun not dark, but you have to cover your face and get a little hot. I must be thin, healthy and white.

27. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

28. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

29. Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

3 1. The weather is not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face has been sunburned for a while, and I am a little tired of this. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

32. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

33. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful scenery of the city. I praise you!

34. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. You can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.

35. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

36. During a military parade, an army chief walked by with his head held high and said, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is black".

37. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

38. Everyone else is immersed in things, food and travel, but I am better. On this hot sunny day? Get sunburned

39. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

40. The sun is too bad for me. Forget the tanning. I still got a sunburn. After washing my face, I put some water on my face. My face hurts. The point is that the days of traveling like this must last for a long time and be very annoying.