Funny Cantonese Personality Signature

China's culture is extensive and profound, and the charm of its language is even more intoxicating. I collected some funny Cantonese personality signatures for you. I hope you like it ~

Funny Cantonese Personality Signature

In fact, if you don't fail, how good are you? ...

Well, it's urgent ... the most important thing is to hurry. ...

I hate two kinds of people most in my life: one is racist and the other is black.

Policeman: Mi Yu, put your hands up.

Prisoner: Sir, if I raise my hand, will I be depressed? Well, raise your hand again.

A night watchman downstairs: [Why are you out of the street? ]

Guest: [Why don't I go to the left building and talk to you? ]

It doesn't matter whether the test scores are high or low, the most important thing is not to get low scores!

First, there is no speed! Second, not fast enough! Third, it's too slow!

"Customer, you must upgrade your download software before downloading our upgrade software. 」

Trust me! According to the ball wave, once connected to the system, it will not be connected again. ...

You don't want to shut up and talk first. ...

There is no reward for the students on the side. It's your turn to raise your hand. ....

Let fame and fortune drift like clouds, which are like the roots of my life. ...

Funny cantonese signature

If the sky is going to demote to Sri Lanka, you must first pull out a tendon and peel off a layer of skin.

My most romantic thing is to walk with you in the garbage dump beside the pit and canal, hold the garbage, feed the mosquitoes and shoot blackfly.

In spring, I bury my wife underground, and in autumn, I will have many wives.

Only silver paper is good in the world, and silver men are like shit, so I want to make shit and create a shit industry.

Climbing mountains will meet tigers, blowing water will meet cakes.

This kind of cake should only be eaten a few times between heaven and earth.

How bright the moonlight is at home! This cake is beautiful only for me.

I just want to build a toilet in your heart. Don't worry, there won't be many fights, just one supervisor.

Alas, I lick my nose when people rub shit.

You can't make a cake without cutting meat.

It's time to cook, make some leaves, and the dragon will rise out of the boudoir and fly high; When the juice comes out of the jar, it will spray thousands of miles away.

I will try my best to save more money than Mrs. D's books, coffin books, mistresses' books and mistresses' books?

The head can be broken, but the net cannot be broken.

What about the d information of the whole system? Why don't you try? Old bean! Luo your mobile phone! I want to read your message! ?

Do I have to use a mosquito swatter to kill mosquitoes? I like to use cannons, 5 to 5?

I'll call security after a few words, and sing a song. Why don't you help me form an army?

In the middle, the fastest promotion.

If you die, I will hand it over to the real estate enterprise.

It's not the dragon crossing the river, it's not the pork chop without makeup.

Drag to eat, and twist a handsome boy.

People don't roll without money; Men are neither salty nor wet, and the chicken sinus is full of grains.

When you order a pot and a lid, you have to have sex at leisure.

Ten mosquitoes and three, drinking idiots.

Good and bad lovers care about communication and care.

I don't care about waves, I only care about gynecology.

10 There are 3 mosquitoes, and the bigger they are, the bigger they are.

D female good ghost, stripe super evil.

Hair stickers take the essence, which is redder than Andy Lau.

Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts.

Even if you despise me, I don't want to blow you to death.

I am destined to go to Dreadwind, and I am destined to die alone.

Women are made of water, so easy virtue; Men are made of earth, so they are loyal and honest.

To understand your fear, you should oppose me: I go east, you go west; I eat rice and you eat shit.

Roll, wind and water, roll twice, be happy, roll three times, there is no slag buried, so everyone can't roll more, roll three times a day.

Money is hard, wife is hard, beauty is not done, ugliness is not done, ugliness is not done, fruit is weak, ugliness is not done.

Only silver paper is good in the world, and silver men are like shit, so I want to make shit and create a shit industry.

Women get old easily if they don't repair, and men get disabled easily if they don't roll.

Being a man is a drag. You must leave when it's time to go, so after chewing, you will be in the wrong frame.

Good salary, high labor, good welfare, low training and rich income.

If the sky is going to demote to Sri Lanka, you must first pull out a tendon and peel off a layer of skin.

My most romantic thing is to walk with you in the garbage dump beside the pit and canal, hold the garbage, feed the mosquitoes and shoot blackfly.