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The essay "The Name of a Vegetable" is a classic program, which lines make you unforgettable?
Here are the lines of the essay "The Name of a Vegetable":
A: It's your turn to perform this time?
b: hey, it's my turn to perform.
a: what's your program?
b: cross talk!
a: you mean cross talk?
b: that's right.
a: you look familiar.
b: oh, yes?
a: as if I've seen it somewhere.
b: oh, hehehehehe.
a: I don't understand. What's your name?
b: oh, I dare not. The base surname is Huang.
a: what's your last name?
b: Huang.
a: oh, the surname is Huang.
b: yes.
a: which bow is yellow, or the early yellow?
b: I said, can you read? The bow grows yellow. Long bow, read it! Li Zao also read the chapter.
a: and which stamp are you?
b: make a morning stamp. . . Hey. . . No, no, no.
a: Is there a Huang in Hundred Family Names?
b: yes!
a: is there?
b: yes!
a: Qiansun Zhao yellow?
b: huh? Qiansun Zhao Lee.
a: ah, yes, Qiansun Zhao Li.
b: in the back. . . . . .
a: Zhou Wu Zheng Huang?
b: king Wu of Zhou!
a: feng Chen Chu Huang?
b: hey, can't you be blind?
a: no. Where is this? Here. . . . . .
b: why not? There is such a sentence behind it called Gu Mengping Huang.
a: gu mengping. . . oh
b: do you?
a: ah. Right, right, right, right . . Hi!
b: hmm.
a: when I was young-
b: huh?
a: yes, there seems to be such a sentence.
b: is there?
a: Qiansun Zhao Li.
b: ah.
a: duke Wu of Zhou.
b: yes.
a: here's the sentence! Are you Gu Mengping Huang?
b: right. I have four surnames each.
a: and you are?
b: gu mengping and Huang nagu!
a: oh, my surname is gu.
b: no!
a: this is less, too.
b: gu mengping is yellow!
a: can I say you are right?
b: who knows?
a: huh?
b: gu mengping is yellow.
a: which of Gu Mengping's four surnames is Huang?
b: yes!
a: oh. So your last name is Huang?
b: Huang.
a: not Huang?
b: it's not Huang.
a: quasi-surname Huang?
b: quasi-surname Huang.
a: Mr. Huang!
b: your husband!
a: what's Mr. Huang's name?
b: Zhao! Hey, hey! You are so outrageous!
a: don't you ask Mr. Huang's name?
b: what's your name? Does it make sense?
a: I know your surname is Huang.
b: do you know why you're still doing this to me?
a: do you know me?
b: no!
a: oh, yes, I don't know you.
b: alas, how can I pretend not to know?
a: by the way, I just pretend I don't know you, eh, just making fun of you.
b: did I provoke you?
a: how can you not know me? We lived in the neighborhood! When I was a child, wasn't your family in Tianjin?
b: who's behind qunying?
a: where?
b: behind the church.
a: yes! Behind the church.
b: ah.
a: I lived there.
b: lived there, too?
a: there are not many days. we played together when we were young.
b: mm-hmm.
a: then our family moved away.
b: oh, oh.
a: we haven't seen each other for some years. when we meet again, you call it "putting on new shoes and raising your feet". you are a man of great skill, don't know the old folks, and look down on people!
b: ah no no no!
a: not here!
b: no, no, no! Not that, not that! You, forgive me. I don't have a good memory, and I have many these days. Don't take it to heart.
a: oh, oh.
b: not that interesting!
a: so you are wrong?
b: you bet! Not that, not that.
a: oh, oh, that's it, that's it! To be honest.
b: mm-hmm.
a: although we never see each other.
b: yes, yes.
a: my impression of you-
b: mm-hmm.
a: it's really deep!
b: impressed by me?
a: hmm! (in a sincere tone)
B: Yes?
a: ouch! Impressed! I always listen to people in my back. B: Huh?
a: talking about you.
b: he and they all talk about me and talk about me?
a: let's be honest.
b: no, no,no. what did he, he and they say about me?
a: I am seeking truth from facts.
b: ah.
a: don't make up lies, seek truth from facts, how can I respect you?
b: ok!
a: is that ok?
b: ok! Ok!
a: I always hear them say that anyway.
b: mm-hmm.
a: I don't know if it's true or not, but you are very loyal. Right? Huh?
b: yes!
a: right?
b: yes! !
a: how about that?
b: yes!
a: don't be wrong to make friends. make friends like this.
b: wow!
a: ah!
b: really!
a: is it?
b: yes!
a: your greatest characteristic-
b: what?
a: spending money like water, helping the poor.
b: that's right!
a: you never take money properly.
b: yes!
a: you do anything for your friend!
b: oh! Yes, I'm outspoken.
a: I called you here specially today.
b: what can I do for you?
a: I want to catch up with you.
b: oh! Ok!
a: suppose you can't remember me.
b: hmm.
a: you forgot me, so to speak. I want to climb high today and make you a friend.
b: ouch! You said it!
a: huh?
b: I told you! This is a good thing!
a: can you give me this face?
b: great!
a: would you like to make friends with me?
b: yes!
a: hey! I'm telling you! Have fun! Have fun! Ok! Well, I'll treat you, I'll treat you!
b: huh? You invited me. What did you invite me for?
a: eat.
b: hmm?
a: have a meal. do you want to eat?
b: for dinner?
a: ah.
b: oh, I just met you. it's inappropriate to ask.
a: yeah, coming, coming. Really, you said it was boring! I am angry with you!
b: huh?
a: two words: happy!
b: yes?
b: hey, why go home?
a: we have to talk at home. it's quiet.
b: oh.
a: right? You can't even recognize the door, so you can still walk in the future.
b: ok!
a: right?
b: ok.
a: there is such a saying.
b: what did you say?
a: have a full home-cooked meal.
b: warm coarse clothes.
a: we'll be dressed in coarse clothes!
b: ok.
a: we'll do it!
b: oh, no, can I chew this coarse cloth?
a: shall we just-?
b: home-cooked meals.
a: home-cooked meals!
b: ah, yes.
a: let me ask first, do you want to drink?
b: I like drinking best.
a: do you still drink?
b: drink!
a: just, just working here, this thing is easy to get drunk. . .
b: no, no, no.
a: there was an accident.
b: you can drink it when you are not performing. Nobody cares. Let's drink.
a: oh, let's drink.
b: let me drink.
a: you like it, too?
b: hey.
a: then let's drink! Drink! Right?
b: yes.
a: drink! But now this, this famous wine.
b: ah.
a: if it's not ready, it's fake, you know?
b: oh.
a: the bar is boring shai3.
b: ah.
a: you say beer.
b: hey, I love beer!
a: you like beer?
b: I love beer!
a: then buy beer!
b: buy beer!
a: buy beer!
b: buy beer!
a: six bottles, four bottles and two bottles of beer.
b: two bottles? !
a: two bottles are quite a lot! Drink for you, I won't drink, I'll watch! I'll drink the rest of you.
b: no.
a: it's all yours.
b: ok!
a: two bottles?
b: two bottles will do! Ok!
a: just a little beer. I'll prepare more good dishes for you to drink.
b: good food!
a: aye!
b: find a good dish! What to prepare for a good dish?
a: ah, how about nuts?
b: nuts? Peanuts?
a: ah, yes. Is it speculation? Or blow it up?
b: ha, isn't it nuts?
a: dry fry then.
b: it saves us some oil.
a: and then I'll buy it for half a catty, haggis.
b: return the haggis!
a: half a catty to warm up, and more lungs.
b: no, no, no.
a: you have a bad mouth.
b: mm-hmm.
a: again, something else!
b: anything else?
a: I'll steam a few Nanjing hairy crabs, huh?
b: Yangcheng lake, hairy crabs?
a: yes, it is such a big one.
b: hmm!
a: buy, buy, ok that thing!
b: hey!
a: well, there are pine blossoms in all the markets.
b: yes.
a: forget it.
b: ah, no, no, you are. Who said no? Can't I just say it?
a: forget about the food and wine. I'll arrange it.
b: ok!
a: how about that?
b: ok, ok, ok.
a: jiaozi is our staple food.
b: why do you still include jiaozi?
a: it's not as delicious as jiaozi!
b: yes, it's better to go backwards than to be comfortable.
a: we are pumpkin mutton.
b: ok!
a: you eat ten and I'll cook ten for you.
b: why?
a: keep it warm.
b: hey! I also like to eat a hot mouth and a hot heart!
a: you can have a jiaozi.
b: it's called?
a: not full or drunk.
b: yes.
a: have some jiaozi soup after jiaozi.
b: and this is?
a: the original soup is the original food.
b: ok!
a: winding your stomach after dinner-
b: what do you mean?
a: let's talk!
b: talk to you later!
a: shall we?
b: jiaozi!
a: how about nine o'clock tomorrow morning?
b: nine o'clock tomorrow will be fine!
a: shall I pick you up?
b: ok!
a: you wait.
b: where shall I wait?
a: right here
b: wait here?
a: won't we meet here today?
b: yes.
a: return this place tomorrow.
b: still here?
a: we will be there until we meet!
b: ok, then I won't come!
a: and who are we?
b: be there or be square.
a: oh, right. Be there or be square
b: right?
a: be there or be square. You should say your cross talk.
b: ok!
a: I won't keep you.
b: ok, ok!
a: excuse me.
b: let's go.
a: I'm leaving!
b: see you later!
a: ah.
b: walk slowly.
a: you're welcome.
b: (to the audience) you said how enthusiastic this person is. He just met and didn't say a few words.
A: (Come back) Hey.
b: I insist on inviting you to dinner. .
a: I said you, Mr. Huang, Mr. Huang, Mr. Huang, excuse me.
b: yes?
a: let me ask you what's in your pocket now. . . Do you have any money?
b: why?
a: I have to go home. I have to go home quickly to prepare some food and drinks for you and take jiaozi. I have to work hard. I have to go home quickly. I have to take a bus.
b: oh.
a: you know what?
b: well, you don't have any money?
a: not without money. No change! How about this? You can change it for me, or you can change it for me, or you can change it for a hundred-dollar steel plate!
b: hi! Who's got a 1-dollar steel plate on him?
a: you have to take a bus to change something small!
b: isn't it just taking a car?
a: I have to go home by bus.
b: easy!
a: it is.
b: well done, well done.
a: I just saw it tonight. think about it.
b: hey!
a: why?
b: hey! (paying)
A: Huh? What do you mean?
b: hmm (giving money to a)!
a: why?
b: by car!
a: whose is this?
b: mine!
a: yours. . . Why did you take it out?
b: hey, don't you have any change?
a: ah.
b: why change it? Hey (pass the money to A)!
a: is it inappropriate to take your money before invite you to dinner? !
b: what's wrong with that!
a: what is it called?
b: hey, what do you mean?
a: it's outrageous, isn't it?
b: hehehehehehe.
a: of course, we are getting closer and closer in the future.
b: yes.
a: don't say that, no matter how much, we can get by!
b: right!
a: how much do you have here?
b: twenty!
a: shall I take it?
b: don't take it! (To the audience:) Look, I'm in a hurry, and I haven't been invited to dinner yet. Get me twenty dollars to go first! You said this. . .
a: did I ask you for it?
b: oh!
a: ah, it made me stumble, right?
b: no, no, no, I said, don't you tease others?
a: are you kidding?
b: ah. . . Ah!
a: ha ha ha. . . What did I say? I think you can't be like this! I know you too well!
b: mm-hmm.
a: your biggest feature is that you spend money like water, and you are generous with your money!
b: yes!
a: you never take money properly!
b: yes!
a: don't say I'm referring to your dinner.
b: hmm!
a: usually you have to see who is in trouble. can you ignore it?
b: tube!
a: seriously, I walked here, and my waist was inconvenient for a while. I asked you for this money back. Will you give it or not?
b: here!
a: do you feel distressed?
b: I don't feel bad!
a: do you care?
b: I don't care!
a: this money?
b: take it away!
a: thank you
b: oh, no, no. . . How awesome, huh? Hold on. Yes! This kind of person!
a: no, how can I go home without this money?
b: you,
a: huh?
b: go.
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