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Classic personality talk: Dirty words are a thousand times cleaner than lies!
1. Some boys dare to say they like someone based on a photo. Is this called liking? No, this is called Taobao!
2. Every time the aunt in the cafeteria hears that get out of class is over, she will say silently: The enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.
3. As soon as I get up every morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.
4. When I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare the fat people on my body.
5. Any bragging will turn into a loud slap, either on your own face or on the face of someone who looks down on you.
6. If the director lets Big Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.
7. A strong person does not have tears, but can run forward with tears in his eyes.
8. Leaving is always easier than meeting, because meeting is a fate that happens once among hundreds of millions of people, while leaving is just the ending of two people
9. Because I don’t want to be seen through again, So I learned to hide it. Because I didn’t want to be stabbed again, I learned to disguise myself.
10. Wife, I just saw a girl. She is good-looking and has long legs. She looks like a stewardess at first glance. Yeah? I'll give you another chance and you can say it again. Wife, I just saw an old lady. She was dressed in a coquettish way and her legs were long. At first glance, she was out to do some work. Well, be more careful when you speak next time.
11. Dirty words are a thousand times cleaner than lies!
12. What does the beginning of school mean? It means another piece of forest is gone
13. You don’t understand what society is until reality slaps you in the face
14. The so-called alma mater means that we scold it a thousand times a day over and over again, and no one is allowed to insult it.
15. Falling in love will not delay learning, but will make progress. What really delays learning is lovelorn and secret love.
16. If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one took me seriously in the past.
17. In my next life, I will live on the National Day and die on the National Day. On Qingming Festival, the whole country celebrated when I was born, and mourned when I died.
18. Do you suddenly think of someone or something, and then laugh?
19. Only when you are at your lowest can you know what is actually around you There are all kinds of dogs.
20. There is a kind of prison called a school, a kind of hell called an examination room, a kind of devil called a teacher, a kind of suicide note called a test paper, and a kind of death note called a score notice.
21. The so-called growth means forcing you to be alone, staggering and getting hurt, and stumbling to become strong.
22. There are two things in the world that cannot be looked at directly, one is the sun, and the other is the human heart
23. Why doesn’t water drip down my back when I drink Sprite? Why didn’t I become more handsome after drinking Yili milk? Why don’t I get black silk threads when I eat Dove?
24. The person who makes you sick cannot give you medicine; the person who gives you medicine cannot bear to let you be sick.
25. If you wait too long to get something, most likely it will no longer be what you originally wanted.
26. Don’t think of yourself as an out-of-print product, you are at best considered an out-of-print product!
27. We always think that time is long and we always have plenty of time to redeem and forgive. Girls talk about their mood. Girls talk about their super cuteness. I admit that dirty words are a thousand times cleaner than lies.
1. Things are no longer things. People are gone. We no longer have them, and the future may not come.
2. Remember what should be remembered?, what should be forgotten should be forgotten?, change can change?, acceptance cannot change?.
3. Instead of waiting for others to love you, it is better to learn to love yourself more!
4. Every time I want to forget, you always break into my world again. -Indelible love.
5. Man, you are so carefree, I don’t hate you, I just hate myself for believing you.
6. I am not greedy. The best satisfaction is what you give me.
7. You can only write your own voice here. No one will find out that you care about the people around you. How sincere people are,
8. What I lack is just peace of mind, but no one can give it to me.
9. Along with the ups and downs of mood, the heart is full of bitterness and astringency. Why is it so difficult to like someone?
10. The best way to make a lasting memory is to try to forget
11. Those who have passed away and those who are still missed still make my eyes red when I think about them
12. I really want to tell you that I have not forgotten the promise made in parallel time and space with the sky full of stars that night.
13. If one day we become strangers, then I will get to know you again
14. I think I have to escape. I am not strong at all. Tears are unnecessary.
15. I’m not afraid that you are just acting out for the occasion, as long as your kiss is realistic enough.
16. I pretend that everything doesn’t matter, even though I am physically and mentally exhausted.
17. Just because you have heard of me, does not mean that you understand me; just because you have heard some rumors, does not mean that they are true.
18. I admit that swearing is a thousand times cleaner than lying.
19. Who can fulfill your needs? Who can get rid of your pride
20. After a long relationship, it is no longer love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it is not pain, but reluctance.
21. I will always like you until I am hurt by you and have no strength left.
22. Happiness is only a day, and unhappy is also a day. I must seize the time and live happily every day.
23. I have been paranoid all the way, and in the end I just In exchange, you turn around and leave.
24. My heartache is not because you don’t love me, but because you don’t even give me a chance to love you.
25. I think it must look ugly when I cry. So I might as well laugh.
26. I thought my love could satisfy the mood of the drunk girl you want to buy. Tell me about the girl who is super cool. I confess, dirty words are a thousand times cleaner than lies
1 , things are not things, people have dispersed, they no longer exist, and the future may not come.
2. Should you remember? Should you forget? Should you forget? Can changes be changed? Accept but cannot be changed?
3. Instead of waiting for others to love you, why not learn to love yourself more!
4. Every time when I want to forget, you always break into my world again. -Indelible love.
5. Man, you are so carefree, I don’t hate you, I just hate myself for believing in you.
6. I am not greedy. The best satisfaction is what you give me.
7. I can only write my own voice here. No one will find out that you care about the people around you. How sincere people are,
8. What I lack is just peace of mind, but no one can give it to me.
9. Along with the ups and downs of the mood, the heart is full of bitterness and astringency. Why is it so difficult to like someone?
10. The best way to make memories go deep is to try to forget. 11. Those who have passed away, those who are still missing, those who I think about still make my eyes red.
12. I really want to tell you that I have not forgotten that the sky was full of stars that morning, and the agreement was made in parallel time and space.
13. If one day we become strangers, then I will get to know you again
14. I think I have to escape. I am not strong at all. Tears are unnecessary.
15. I’m not afraid that you are just acting out, as long as you kiss realistically enough.
16. I pretend that everything doesn’t matter, even though I am physically and mentally exhausted.
17. Just because you have heard of me, does not mean that you understand me; just because you have heard some rumors, does not mean that they are true.
18. I confess that dirty words are a thousand times purer than lies.
19. Who can fulfill your needs? Who can get rid of your pride
20. After a long relationship, it is no longer love, but dependence. Then when you get it, it is not pain, but reluctance.
21. I will continue to like you until I am hurt by you and have no strength left.
22. Happiness is only a day, and unhappiness is also a day. I must seize the time and live happily every day.
23. My paranoia all the way, in the end I just In exchange, you turn around and leave.
24. My heartache is not because you don’t love me, but because you don’t even give me a chance to love you.
25. I think it must look ugly when I cry. So I might as well laugh.
26. I thought my love could satisfy the drunkenness you want to buy. My wallet is cleaner than my face. 1. My wallet is cleaner than my face. The world is so big. I don't want to go anywhere. Do you believe it? Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.
2. When I’m exhausted, I really want to resign. When I look down, I find that my wallet is cleaner than my face, so forget it.
3. I became poor in an instant. This time I was really poor. It felt really bad that my wallet was cleaner than my face.
4. When betting on this kind of thing, don’t look at what you want, but look at what I have. My wallet is cleaner than my face now.
5. My wallet is cleaner than my face. This month has just begun. How will I spend the rest of my life?
6. I finally realized what it means to have a wallet that is cleaner than your face, and you don’t have a penny left.
7. Your wallet is cleaner than your face, so forget about washing your face. People still have to live for themselves. Treat money as a material aid to life, rather than the purpose of material life. The former is to live for oneself, and the latter is to live for money.
8. I don’t know who gave me the courage. After Double Eleven, I ate hot pot when my wallet was cleaner than my face, and I was giggling with the little brother I was crazy about recently.
9. Your pocket is cleaner than your face, your wallet is cleaner than your face, your bank card is cleaner than your face, and everything is cleaner than your face.
10. I am so poor that my wallet is cleaner than my face. Is this because I am possessed by Moonlight Pretty Girl?
11. I don’t have a penny now! ! ! My wallet is cleaner than my face! ! ! Is anyone worse off than me?
12. The bigger it is, the less valuable it is. My wallet is cleaner than my face. I look so cute. Who can care about my food for two days? I am already as broke as I am.
13. Your wallet is cleaner than your face, and you may get pimples on your face.
14. I am in a bad mood and want to buy something. I find that my wallet is cleaner than my face, which makes my mood even worse.
15. My wallet is cleaner than my face. Why does it take a few days for the boss to pay wages every time? Hey. I feel unhappy and have no money to go out.
16. When your wallet is cleaner than your face, you still have a mortgage of more than 10,000 yuan, and even breathing is so heavy.
17. If you want to eat delicious food but don’t know how to cook it, your wallet will be cleaner than your face!
18. When will the days when your wallet is cleaner than your face end?
19. The most painful thing is to want to eat a bowl with a triangular fork, but find that your wallet is cleaner than your face! How miserable I am!
20. Poverty is like chronic rhinitis, it is not just a day or two. Even after the Year of the Monkey, I can still proudly say that my wallet is cleaner than my face.
21. When spending money is like running water, your wallet will be cleaner than your face after a while.
22. For the first time, I realized that other people’s wallets are cleaner than their faces, and poor people sleep more. No wonder I always want to sleep these days.
23. As a person whose wallet is cleaner than his face, in a strange city, I don’t know how long I can hold on. You brought me here and you hope that I can live well.
24. After two weddings, my wallet is cleaner than my face. Let’s get paid quickly.
25. When my wallet is cleaner than my face, I feel panicked for the first time. The source of all my troubles is full of negative energy!
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