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The difference between men and women.

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Man is created by God according to the needs of the world;

Women are created by God according to men's needs.

2

When a man falls in love with a woman, he can write poems.

When a woman falls in love with a man, she dreams.

three

Women often miss men.

Men are often fickle with women.

four

A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry;

Men's specialty is lying.

five

The happiness of a woman lies in: he really loves me;

A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

six

Women should have full breasts;

Men should have plump pockets.

seven

It is a kind of happiness for a woman to kiss a man;

It's luck for a man to kiss a woman.

eight

When women are desperate, they will marry men;

When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

nine

A smart woman will marry a man who loves her.

A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.

10

When you are a lover, women will make men feel pain;

As a wife, women can give men a headache.

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Girls are used to conquering men with their eyes;

Young women are used to conquering men with tears.

12

A man who swears for a woman is ridiculous.

A man who makes a fortune for a woman is lovely.

13

If a man asks for a divorce, it is often that he has already disliked his wife.

If a woman asks for a divorce, it is often that her husband has already disliked her.

14

When a woman insists on celibacy, people will think that she has a problem;

When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he has it.

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And the actual situation is:

15

Women insist on celibacy because they can't find a good partner.

Men insist on celibacy because they can't find a partner.

16

Women are used to betting on love;

Men are used to betting on marriage;

17

Women can endure unhappy marriage, but not unhappy love;

Men can tolerate unhappy love, but not unhappy marriage.

18

There must be an unfortunate love behind a melancholy woman.

There must be an unhappy marriage behind a haggard man.

19

Women remarry out of anger;

Men remarry for luck.

20

A woman always wants her to be his.

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A man always wants him to be her first man. ...

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A woman's beauty makes a man move.

Men's sweet words make women happy to be left in love.

22

Men pursuing women seem to be separated by a mountain;

Women's pursuit of men is like a layer of paper.

However, in real life:

23

A man can often catch up with the woman he likes,

A woman can't get the man she loves,

The reason is:

24

Men are not afraid of climbing mountains,

Women are afraid of hurting their fingers.

25

The way for a man to get love is to attack quickly and get horny.

Flame;

The way for a woman to get love is to infiltrate slowly, and then taste the fragrance of love in peace.

26

Cosmetics are a woman's confidence.

For men, this is an illusion.

27

Men are smart when they are in love;

Women in love are stupid.

28

The way men test women is to fly away;

The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.

29

Men fall in love to get married;

Women marry for love.

30

Men talk a lot after drinking,

Women talk a lot after marriage.

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Men want to make the complicated process simple when they fall in love.

Women like to complicate simple things.

32

Men mercilessly put

As a disposable drink, throw it away after satisfying your desires.

A woman fondly regards her first lover as the milk that nurtures an adult, and savors his aftertaste all her life.

33

Men choose women, look at their faces,

Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.

34

Men fall in love because they have nothing to do,

Women fall in love because of curiosity.

The result is that men are annoyed and women are disappointed.

35

Men want their girlfriends to have as little experience as possible,

Women want their boyfriends to experience as much as possible.

36

Men use their eyes when they are in love.

Women are cautious when they are in love.

37

Men's eyes depend on radiation,

And a woman's heart depends on conduction.

38

Men like to bait for love,

Women like to do whatever it takes.

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39

Men become very painful after falling in love.

Women become neurotic after falling in love.

40

In the process of love, women long for each other's naked hearts.

In the process of love, men long for each other's naked bodies.