Humorous sentences of upland rice man

Please enjoy the humorous sentences of Ganfanxia (selected 142 sentences) and welcome to share the collection. 1 1. Migrant workers are also dry people, but they can only grow well if they eat well. 2. This is the secret of the wolf pups growing up in an instant. Try to be an annoying senior at the beginning of school, so that no one dares to rob me of my rice and I can cook two more bowls of rice. 4. There is no bad food, only a strong dry rice man. People walk hand in hand with their boyfriends at school. I'm at school: it's time to order rice, rice, rice. 6. If you want to play with people with similar families, do you want to beg together? 7. Don't call me single dog. I'm not like them. I am the lightning wolf in the canteen. 8. Actually, I was touched, but I didn't say anything about your dry food. 9. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment of dry food makes me calm and carefree. 10. Let yourself shine in this smelly and decadent place. I have to go for a meal. 1 1. Some people are worried about the exam, some people are worried about Biden Trump's campaign, and I am the only idiot who worries about what to eat every day. 12. It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day. To cook 8 bowls of rice, all you need is a word, and I'll treat you to dinner. 13. Anyone who doesn't eat will go to the women's group. I, who can only cook rice, can only go to the US Mission. 14. How dare I fall in love with a fool? Am I worth it? My life is only dry food. Why should I fall in love? Do I say dry food when the object is angry? In fact, I was moved in my heart, but I didn't say it when your dry food was important. 15. I really envy having something I like to do. I don't cling to feelings and spirit, I just want to have sex with men and do nothing. 16. Today's unhappiness is over, and tomorrow will still be brilliant. A dry man 17. Can a dry man be called a dry man without dignity? 18. Get ready for all postures when the bell rings two minutes before class every day! 19. After eating in the canteen, let others have nothing to do. 20. Today's unhappiness is over, and tomorrow will still be brilliant. Ganfanxia 2 1. What can't be the first? 22. The first happiness of a beautiful woman is dry rice, and the rest are icing on the cake. 23. When I went out to get the courier, a sister threw herself on her face, shouted in her mouth with a takeaway, and rushed to dry rice. 24. Today, I am also a qualified cook. We should cook quietly and let everyone go hungry. 26. Live for nothing, die for nothing, and fight for nothing all your life. Dry rice is the soul of dry rice, and everyone is the master. 27. An ordinary day should also be steaming and eating delicious food. 28. Off-campus urban beauty is the king of dry rice. 29. Don't stick your youth in rice seedlings. How can love taste like upland rice? The rice in your hand is warmer than the boy's hand. Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset fell on my armor. A prince does not necessarily ride a white horse. Some people regard the West Sea as their home. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei. I'm getting fatter and fatter because of dry food. 32. Monthly goal: to be a successful chef! Don't worry, I think about you every day. 34. How to be a qualified cook in a circle of friends? 2 35. The sleepy king in the classroom, the dry king in the canteen, the lonely king in the school, and the ham Wang Zhongwang are getting stronger and stronger. I want jelly. The humorous sentence of the dry rice man is 2 1. Although the food is hot and the porridge has become dry rice, it does not affect the mood of the people who eat it. 2. Lunch for one person is great. Health always comes first. 3. I bought fish today, Xiangxiang contributed and prepared a lot of delicious food! It's amazing, I can see the bright spot in everyone! I love everyone in the world! Lunch is too rich. I want to be the host of a drill, which has a lot of room for improvement. I want to shave my hair at night, so I want to cry. But one must pay the price in the process of challenge. I am different from others, my armor is too thick, so I need a special way to beat myself! ! ! Come on ~ 4. Lunch for one? Suddenly found that the phone has not been charged for three days, and there is still 43% power? It seems that I can get rid of my mobile phone. When I have lunch alone on the weekend, I will say that I cleaned the kitchen wall all morning. Should I continue this afternoon? 6. Stop water at noon, delay take-out, return the order, and eat out. Lunch for one person is super simple. Yonghe curry beef rice can only be eaten, so don't say anything about the taste. After lunch, the taxi went to Zhongshan Avenue, just back to the street. He was attracted by the newly opened Xinhua Bookstore on Jianghan Road, which is only a few steps away from him. He stood reading until her husband interrupted him on the phone, only to know that it was nearly eight o'clock in the evening. I'm not hungry. Is book fruit spiritual food? 7. Just have lunch at the court. Tell the truth. As a working meal, it tastes good and fresh. It's just that the roast goose leg is a little small for me. One person, 90 yuan. 8. It only took me over an hour to understand a philosophy of life: at least be a loser who seems to be able to make a comeback. 9. Lunch for one: shredded cucumber mixed with tremella. I just taught it yesterday and tried it today. It's just that I improved it and added some miscellaneous things to the refrigerator. 10. There are as many scammers who knock on the keyboard as diaosi who wants to be B day and night. No slut is too wet to walk at the sight of you, and no one can pull a person for nothing. If there is no free lunch, don't ruin yourself. ? 1 1. The weather is fine all day. Busy at work, busy at meetings, busy dealing with different people. I am busy studying, reading and listening to courseware. Life is very busy, busy making lunch and dinner for myself, busy making myself better and more exquisite. Just when I was about to get off work in the afternoon, I overheard your name again and went back to the dormitory where I lived alone. It was perfect to see the text pushed by WeChat official account with suitable music, and then I burst into tears. I thought I was getting better, but I was defeated when I was alone. I don't want these to affect my plans, but sometimes my emotions are not as well controlled as I thought. 12. Lunch for one person, astragalus, pig's feet and ginger, with sweet and sour rice, is really right. 13. A person's lunch is actually finished after ten o'clock. What should I do if the breakfast is getting bigger and bigger? . 14. The food served in the restaurant at noon today is half roast chicken and French fries, and half? Lunch for one? 15. A person's rest day, a person's lunch, and enjoying time? . 16. Colleagues all went back to work at the Confucius Institute after the holiday. At lunch, the dean made up an epiphany for everyone, and the secretary ate both dolls in the king's scone? 17. Lunch for one: shrimp porridge+shredded chicken+hot and sour pickled mustard tuber? . 18. It's been a long time since such a decisive person enjoyed lunch alone. Today, I left my baby and went out to eat by myself. Feed the baby at noon. Today's plan is a bit confusing. After the baby finishes eating, I want to take her out for a walk. I looked at her so sleepy, then fell asleep and slipped out. To tell you the truth, I really want to stay with her and cook for her on weekends. Although I ran out like this, I still wanted to. I haven't enjoyed the weekend alone for a long time, and I haven't chatted with my friends. 19. The wind is very strong, and the sunshine and air are very good. Liuquanju is as sweet as pea yellow to sadness, chasing the original wheat hill, eating spicy noodles for lunch alone, and eating mala Tang before dinner in Northeast China. I found that I like to eat more than maocai. I bought a new pencil case, put down the big box, looked at the appearance of the Imperial Capital Law Firm after the annual meeting, and then looked at the questions sent by Brother Wang. I really need to work hard. 20. It's another person's lunch. I don't think anyone can guess what that dark bowl of boiled soup is. I dare not say it. 2 1. A person's car seems to have to go back early. Bask in my lunch and my husband's rations for tooth extraction. Guess how much this pile is worth? The price is as exciting as sunshine. 22. Before going to bed, you didn't tell me if you wrapped this leek box yourself. You can have lunch in the laboratory without a box lunch, which is still very satisfying. You said you were worried about the safety of me going out alone, and I didn't want you to spend the New Year at home alone. 23. A nutritious lunch is good for our health. We should eat more in order to have a healthy body. 24. This lunch is very nutritious. 25. Do you have a recipe for tomorrow's lunch? 26. I had a big lunch. 27. I have a bad appetite today. Just cook two soups, three dishes and four meats for lunch. The humorous sentence of the dry rice man 3 1. Falling in love affects my speed of cooking. Nothing can't be solved by one meal. If there is one meal, then there will be two meals. 3. If there is a dry rice, there will be a dry rice son. 4. Join the women's group if you don't eat. I can only join the US Mission. 5. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight. 6. As long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook. 7. Sleeping king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a dry rice man! 8. I will continue to cook in this smelly and rotten day. 9. If you care about your weight, you feel sorry for the food. 10. Try to be an annoying school sister, so that no one dares to rob me of my rice, and I can cook two more bowls of rice. 1 1. The first blessing in the world is dry rice, and the second blessing will be done later. 12. Lonely smoke in the desert can't keep you straight. I am the best in the canteen. 13. I was going to fall in love, but unfortunately I didn't tell you because I wanted to do something. 14. Teach you a secret to lose weight. Use your left hand when eating, because if you don't eat well, you will eat slowly, which can stimulate the satiety center and make you feel full after eating a little. After eating like this for a month, he is now the left-handed rice king. 15. If I didn't have this mouth, Maserati would have it. 16. If you are looking for a man, you must find someone who can help me grab other meals! 17. Sorry, if you mean dating, I'm not free, but if you mean eating, I'll come right away. 18. I'm just a dry man without feelings. Don't take the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with your brain! 19. Migrant workers are also freeloaders, but only when they eat well can they grow well. 20. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 2 1. Others are at school and the object: holding hands and kissing, I am at school: it's time for dry meals. 22. It's time for dry meals! 23. Come on! Dry rice man! Go to work every day Eating more snacks shouldn't make you fat, should it? 24. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment's dry food makes me calm and carefree. 25. If today's meal is not hard, tomorrow's state will be unstable. 26. I'm sorry, if you mean a date, I'm not free, but if you mean a dry meal, I'll come right away. 27. Off-campus urban beauty, on-campus meal king. 28. Live in vain, die in vain, and struggle for life in vain. 29. I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat? 30. I can bear it when I go down the hall. I can let the courier squeeze me, but you rob me of my food, but you underestimate my dry food. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 32. People are iron rice steel. When eating, they should be dry and fragrant. 33. Don't mention that beautiful women in love only know how to cook. I don't have a partner, but I want to do better than others. As long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook! Don't worry, I just think about you every day. 37. There are two kinds of the most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way xxx works hard. 38. Life is bittersweet, and the only happiness is dry rice. 39. Dry rice people, dry rice soul, dry rice people eat pots, dry rice people have spirit, can't enter the door when they are full, dry rice people eat a lot, eat the world with a big mouth, dry rice people love to be sleepy, and they will be full of energy when they arrive at the meal. You and I are both kings of rice. 40. The only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks. 4 1. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen. 42. The rice in their hands is hotter than that in boys' hands. 43. As long as the meal is stable every day, the game will put a humorous sentence of a person who can cook well. 4 1. Heroes don't ask the source, but beautiful women don't ask the weight. If you don't care about your food, you will have no spirit if you don't cook for a day. Don't worry, I just think about you every day. I was born to be useful, and I always show my magic when I do it! I often think that this damn bell has delayed me from cooking another bowl of rice. 6. dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world! 7. As long as you insist on cooking, there is no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, Cook! 8. Dry rice people, dry rice souls and dry rice are all people. 9. I can tolerate the courier crowding after class. I can let you compete with me for rice, but you underestimate my rice. Lightning wolf 10. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight. 1 1. It's time for lunch! I want dry rice! I want dry rice! Do it at lunch time! 12. Dry food runs ahead and work runs behind. 13. Today's meal is not hard, and tomorrow's state is unstable, giao! 14. After that, the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks. 15. As long as you eat steadily every day, the handle of the game can be superb. 16. Some people are worried about the exam, others are worried about the election, and only an idiot like me is thinking about what to eat in the future. 17. The rice in the hand is warmer than the boy's hand. 18. People are iron rice steel, so they must be dry and fragrant when eating. 19. I'm either cooking or thinking about you. 20. There are no unpalatable canteens, only strong dry rice people. 2 1. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 22. I'm sorry, if you mean a date, I'm not free, but if you mean a dry meal, I'll come right away. 23. Don't cry for your feelings, just stay awake for a dry meal. 24. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a dry meal. 25. It's not too late to cook in a lonely desert. Long rivers flow into the sea, and I am best at dry food. 26. I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat? Don't worry, I just think about you every day. 28. If a person washes a piece of meat for a long time and sees two things sticking together, they should also be separated. 29. Heroes don't ask the source, and beautiful women don't ask the weight. We should cook quietly and let everyone go hungry. 3 1. Don't worry, I just think about you every day. In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only a moment's dry food makes me calm and carefree. Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in. 34. Dry rice male dry rice soul dry rice handsome boy my man. 35. Live a steaming life and eat delicious food in ordinary days. 36. Today's meal is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough. 37. The sleeping king in the classroom, the rice king in the canteen, the lonely king in the school, and the ham Wang Zhongwang are getting stronger and stronger. I make jelly in Yokichiro.