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Why are you always afraid that buildings will collapse?

You think too much. You must pay attention to the combination of work and rest. Look at the inappropriate words below. 1, don't talk to me about feelings, or I'll make you feel worse than eating mustard.

2, to learn to cherish, perhaps too indulgent, perhaps blurred the memory.

3. When we succeed, our friends know us; In adversity, we know our friends. Gordon Collins

4. Living every day well is the best revenge for the helpless life; What is courage? Answer: Don't look back.

5. A pot of hard liquor will accompany you for a long time.

6. I will buy my own bread. Give me love.

7. Don't ask me why he is called "Song Ruo" ~~SKD because there is no one in the world.

8. With a family life, there is more hope in life.

9. You are a happy migratory bird, carrying my thoughts you don't know, flying over Qian Shan and coming to a desert island where I can't see you.

10, birds of a feather flock together. Similar things often get together, like-minded people get together, and vice versa.

1 1, I will kill the person who plays with my best friend.

Speaking of not adapting to the environment

Speaking of not adapting to the environment

12, there will always be some accidents when the bus doesn't come back to life on weekdays. Sometimes the little things you are used to are often unexpected at the critical moment.

13. There are too many tears in my heart and too many injuries in my mind. The name written is gone, and the waiting story will not be staged again.

14. Although today is spoiled day, don't "spoil". Because when you are sad, crying is third-rate, forbearance is second-rate, and laughter is first-rate. May you be first-class, or "dirty" outside of first-class!

15, in this world, only soap is seriously losing weight.

16, the bad thing is not death, but ugliness. Not beautiful means not strong, not true, not always. Life is not over, there is no freedom. -Annie Baby "Sleeping Empty"

17. Take back the last joke.

18, time, sometimes you are really too slim, please eat more!

19, I haven't received any tips from your friends for Christmas. Please don't doubt your friendship. Maybe they are just poor.

20. Only by cultivating an optimistic and open-minded character and keeping inner peace can we slow down the influence of cold air in autumn on the spirit.

2 1, maybe because you are too young to know how to love someone gently.

On World Health Day, it is everyone's responsibility to keep clean and healthy. Everyone applauds to stay healthy, and start from me to prevent germs and care for the environment, beautiful homeland! I wish you a healthy and happy life! Good mood every day!

23. Friendship-what a warm-hearted word-has so many reasons-prevention or not.

24. I have been at a loss. Only my tears are always with me.

25. Our definition of success is very narrow, and we often feel that we pay too much and get too little.

I just realized how useless I am without you

Tears are my sadness and my broken heart.

28. Liuye Yiyi, rain and snow. I go home less and less now, but the weak figure of kind parents is more and more clear in my heart. I really miss home and my parents! Miss the familiar grass and trees in my hometown.

29. Only by mobilizing the overwhelming majority of people to participate in environmental management will polluting enterprises have nowhere to hide like rats crossing the street. —— Chen Faqing

30. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again. People say that happiness is to find a warm person to live a lifetime.

3 1, it is not easy to watch cheating, and the invigilator can't help watching it. No wonder they were often found in those years.

32. "The most incredible thing I have ever done is to listen to you tell me his story" [original]

33. After working for five days, the faint thief is depressed. Two-day weekend, eating, drinking and having fun is very happy. Adjust your work and rest and be healthy. Calm down and smile at every day. Friends have a good rest on weekends, and it is better to combine work and rest!