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What are some non-classic but interesting cross talks?

Look at people, those who drive and those who buy high-rise buildings, look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and the tears in your heart are flow. Yu: Your father’s surname is Cui? Guo: Your father’s name is Jian! Don't you listen! Little brat! I said, Dad, please don't say this. Don't say that the child is a little brat. From a genetic perspective, it is not good for parents. My father is anxious and rolls up his arms and sleeves. I will fight with you! When people do something good, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it; when they do something bad, they always think the ghosts and gods don't know about it. We make things so difficult for ghosts. Have you seen the movie "Young and Dangerous"? Have you seen it? Yes, we are together. Does the Hong Kong triad Hongxing Society know about it? I am very happy. But we are not the headquarters, we are branch offices. I'm from Niulanshan. I am from the underworld. Look how dark I'm wearing.