Funny sentences bought by buy buy on the Double Eleven.

1, just a good time for a prodigal bitch to lose sleep. Yang Guo is the only person I have ever met who has a pair of 1 1. 2, advise Shuang 1 1 pickpocket party, feel that everything is lacking when busy. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing. Good morning, children's shoes! 3. Double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles Day have been confused. I just want to ask, did you chop your hand today? Anyway, I'm almost defeated. I'm going to drink porridge for a month. 4. The boy who ate dirt chopped his hands and feet with double 1 1, and his disability touched the world with determination. 1 1 I caught a canned dog for Beibei and fell asleep. There is no need to use double 1 1 to chop hands. 5. Wake up 1 1, more than half of it has passed. By the way, what did everyone cut? 6, double 1 1, others are busy picking hands, my husband and I are busy making money. The two of them fought until 23 o'clock and finally ended. We're going to cry. 7, double 1 1 dog abuse. 8. Double 1 1 You chop your hands, but I have to keep my hands to move bricks. 9. Double 1 1 Eve. "Double immediately 1 1! I picked up my hand in advance, hahahahahahahahahaha! " Double 1 1. "Where is my hand? Where are my hands? ! ! ! Forget it. Why not press the password first with your chin? ! ! "10, 1 1 month, chop season. And I, the second1singles day. This is a special experience that others don't have. 1 1, it's over. Double this year 1 1 It's too late. It's too easy to get hurt. 12, double 1 1 ... after this time, I was going to tidy up my locker and return my things to 13. At 1 1:59, I finally had a quiet minute. I brushed six pairs of shoes. Just after paying the money, I found that the system had entered the stage of double 1 1 crash, so I stopped talking and went to chop hands. 14, the first single chop of double 1 1 started today. I hope it will have a good omen, and personal products will break out haha. What the hell is the party of 15 and Tmall Double 1 1? Celebrate everyone's agility? Wang Kai is too difficult. He dragged his sick body to the fruit table game ... 16, and he hurt his hand when cutting vegetables before the double eleventh. He really chopped his hands with a pair of 1 1 ... After stopping bleeding for dozens of minutes, he finished eating the injured chicken and felt better than eating it. Probably he didn't pickle enough 17 and 65437. 18, oh, yes, except for double 1 1. I didn't have to work overtime, and then I remembered that it was another Singles' Day. I found an article I read in my circle of friends before and gave it to this great festival. There is no hope this year. Looking forward to next year's 1 1. 20. Double 1 1. You hesitate to buy or chop hands in buy buy. My dearest friends and I got up early to see them. I hope everyone can try their best to shine and warm those who need our warmth. Even a little-for a meaningful day. All right. A new day. The work has already started. Everybody11.11Happy! 2 1. The girl at the front desk accidentally broke my notebook. I pulled her close to my office. She said to me, "As long as you don't pay, you can punish her." I thought how I could bear to let such a beautiful girl pay for it, so I said to her, "Never mind, lend me your computer for one day, and don't delay my online shopping." 22, 1 1, it's cloudy and foggy, but there's already heating at home. Although the temperature is not high, it's better than nothing! Today is the Double 1 1 Chop Hands Festival! 24. It will be the Double Eleven soon. 1 1 In the early morning, I turned on my wife's mobile phone, logged into Alipay, and entered the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng. 23. I will go! Double 1 1 How pathetic you are if you don't steal my number. 24. Double Eleven is coming. I don't know why my husband has put away all the bank cards at home. Is this wool? Funny sentence: I bought it from buy buy on Double Eleven 1. You can make more money without money. Things are gone when they are off the shelf! -I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and she replied to me like this! 2. When you say that the shopping cart has been emptied for a long time, do you mean to buy it all instead of deleting it all? ! 3. What car is easy to overload and will cause serious losses, but there is no law to prohibit it? Shopping cart 4. I just settled everything in my girlfriend's shopping cart, and my girlfriend immediately changed her password, and then I broke up on WeChat! I asked why, but she actually replied that my typing was ugly. . . 5. Is there a light bulb for dinner? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute. . . I'll leave after eating, really. . . I can also take your picture! 6. What supports me to keep my simple and beautiful personality in the face of the annual shopping spree in this world full of blasphemy and fame and fortune? Is poor! ! ! 7. Last night, I was afraid that my wife was shopping at Shuang 1 1, so I took her to drink a catty of white wine with me and wanted her to go to bed early. I didn't expect to get drunk first. This morning, when I turned on the computer, I saw a meow. This woman is brave after drinking. . . 8. My wife is a very housekeeping woman. The night before the Double Eleven, in order not to lose her family, she went to bed after dinner early and didn't wake up until now. I can't help worrying. Do I sleep much? 9. It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears. . . 10, every pair of 1 1, two kinds of people will suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth! 1 1, Husband: You bought all our money online. What shall we eat in the future? Wife: The country will issue a new one tomorrow. Are you afraid of having no money? Me. . . This fool lacks a wife!