Urgent! ! ! Crosstalk praises the lines of luxury house Degang Guo Yu Qian.

The book "Across the Far" (transferred from www.guodegang.org Deyun Society, official website) Ayou said that cross talk has been going on for many years.

B only ten years.

You can't avoid me. You older generation can't speak cross talk.

B yes.

A Your hometown is Tongzhou, 40 miles from Beijing. When you went to Tongzhou and found that X million was your father, you were said to be a millionaire. You have a grandfather named X Qian Qing; Your uncle's name is x half town, and he can buy and sell in half town. Your father's brother, you are the only one in front of him. I really love you, brother. I love you and treat you as my eyes.

B it's true.

Brother Jia has only one eye.

Two blind people, one with only one eye!

A no. Sago treats you like an eye, just like you.

Well, hurt me.

A: At that time, your home was worthy of a thousand hectares of fertile land, forests, rice and flour warehouses, coal piles, gold and silver coins, ticket knives, piles of cash, flocks of mules and horses, chicken and duck fences, fish and shrimp ponds, complete sets of brocade, colorful satin boxes, a pair of hairpin rings, good things and finished food.

B Are you fighting? Brothers and beautiful women

A arrived in Beijing and found a Shen Wansan, nicknamed "Living God of Wealth", similar to yours. Why doesn't your family use money to live in such a wide house?

Tell me.

There is a locust tree in front of your house. It's really an ancient pagoda. The ground is shaded, the gate is resplendent and magnificent, and the gold plaque is hung high, which is very bureaucratic. There are tall buildings in front and mud pavilions behind, resplendent and magnificent, with thousands of families, dragons on the left and phoenixes on the right, crossing the second bridge and practicing the water army, intending to conquer the south.

This is our home?

A: This is the bronze tower of Cao Cao's feast in the Three Kingdoms.

What's the matter with you? Didn't you say our house?

Yes, the bronze sparrow terrace is not as high as your temple.

Go ahead.

There are many halls, high-grade silver brazing, seven steps and one pavilion, eight rows and one palace, with Qian Shan Wanjing outside and splendid Huatang inside. This palace is exquisitely decorated: it is really made of ivory beds, brocade curtains, ear hooks and golden flowers. The room is full of beautiful women, all dressed up, with clouds and pearls. They are beautiful and incomparable. They are like water, breathing into the clouds, and a fragrant wind blows on my face, and the green drops are charming.

Uh-this is our home?

This is the Epang Palace of Qin Shihuang.

B again?

A thought that Qin Shihuang built Wuling in the south, the Great Wall in the north, the sea in the east and Afangshan in the west. Where is Epang Palace better than your home? Epang Palace is not as wide as your garden.

B By the way, tell me about our garden.

Your family is a Jedi.

B, your family is dead!

That place is amazing.

B It's called a wonderful place.

A: Yes. The mountains are not high and green, the water is not deep and beautiful, the flowers are not many and bright, the bamboo is not dense and the screen is not dense, the room is not wide and elegant, the friends are not many and handsome, and the trip to Bao is like a closed door. It is really the birthplace of Wuhou.

This is our garden?

This is Wollongong.

B you also said that our family can't talk?

A said that the scenery in Wollongong can't catch up with your home. The rocks are towering and the water flows in a thin disc shape. There are terraces and pavilions above, waterside pavilions and pavilions below, climbing angles on the left and right, and a super-hand veranda. Jade is inlaid with copper, flowers and stones are the way, mountains and tigers climb walls, vines surround trees. The Jade Belt Bridge is blocked by bamboo, and the clear water of the Crescent River sinks, just like a "crystal world" full of "fairy wind".

This is our home?

This is the Grand View Garden in A Dream of Red Mansions.

B, leave me alone!

A what's wrong? Angry? Nothing mentioned in this line is as good as your home. This is a contrast. This time, I must say your house.

Do you want to talk about it?

A I can't afford it without talking about your home.

B What do you mean, bad price?

A or I'll make a good price.

Good price is ridiculously expensive!

A If I don't talk about your home, tell me to balloon!

B what's the use of shooting balloons?

What about a?

B told you to smash the car!

A Yes, I didn't say your family told me to take the bus!

Take the bus! Why not just say that our family won't?

A said. From a distance, your home is really a foggy swamp with four tiles, just like a brick. There are four towers at the gate, with stones to go up and down and stakes to tie horses. On the other hand, grinding bricks and sewing splayed shadow walls; To the north of Liangguangmen, there is a lamp above and a lazy stool below. There is a service room, a management office and a communication office. On the second door, there are four green screens covered with gold stars, and four graffiti reads "Zhai Zhuang Zheng Zhong"; The back is "serious and tidy". Into the square brick yard of the second gate, in the yard of Haiyuan, the ceiling in summer is 30 feet high, and four of them are inscribed with "Good luck." There are pairs of flowerpots, pomegranate trees, fish tanks with dark tea leaves, nine-foot-high oleander, Spring Festival, Tanchun, Gardenia, cypress, buttonwood, various flowers and various foreign flowers in the yard. There are really flowers that don't fade at four o'clock, and eight long spring grasses. There are five main rooms, namely the upper room, the front porch, the back building, the east-west wing, the east-west wing and the east-west wing. The east courtyard is the kitchen, the west courtyard is the toilet, and five study rooms are reserved for the living room. Flat windows, big glass that can be fanned, the scenery in summer is the curtain of rice beard, and the scenery in winter is the throttle of the emperor. Looking into the room, it is really a picture of an open-air machine, with a hole in the sky.

Tell me more about the furniture in the room.

A put eight boxes in front of him, which contained a kiln bottle and a bowl covered with a spike. There is a hardwood square table in front of the case, with a plush chair on each side. There are Four Treasures of the Study's copybooks on the desk: paper, pen, ink, inkstone, Xuan paper, Duan inkstone, Hu pen, Hui ink, Tong Jian, astronomy, geography, Europe, Yan, Liu and Zhao. There are many famous calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall, which are beautiful, such as the landscape of Mi Yuanzhang, the fan of Liu Shi 'an, the double, the bamboo of Zheng Banqiao, the word "tiger" inscribed by Song Zhengdian, the dragon and gold plaque, the sword of the town house, the scabbard of the blue shark, the golden throat with yellow velvet tapestry hanging on it. There is a dressing mirror, several boxes, a music box more than five feet high, coral bonsai, tourmaline wine pottery, wind-mill copper admiralty, jade and jade, a sitting clock, a wall clock, a clock, a pair of watches and a thermometer. ...

That's what an x-ray machine is like.

Your father has the most watches. You should pay attention to wearing watches, but you can't wear them.

B yes.

A: Your father wears a watch, and his shoulder bag is counted from the left: Longines, European and American coffee, Elgin, Buried Henna, Golden case, Silver case, Copper case, Tiean case, Golden Three Needles, Silver Three Needles, Sullivan, Hendry, Head Dog, Handle Winding, Double Card, Single Clip, Youwei, Li. The aisle is jingling.

Is this my father's watch?

This is a move by the watch shop!

Move it!