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About the bad mood about love: Even if I say I love you a thousand times, it only takes one sentence to break up.

1. Elementary school tuition fee mouth, junior high school tuition fee pen, high school tuition fee brain, university tuition fee flow. .

2. I’m sorry, it’s not that I no longer love you, but that you never gave me the chance to love you.

3. I can fall in love with you in one second, but I may not be able to forget you in a lifetime.

4. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

5. My old love has been gone for a long time. Without me, who will tease your new love?

6. -You will always meet that person who makes you feel that you loved before Everyone who has lived is scum.

7. Unforeseen circumstances happen, who can know what will happen in the future? Those who know how to laugh laugh last.

8. I remember the most domineering sentence when I was a child was: "You are waiting after school."

9. Many things are not something I can do just by thinking about them. There are many things that I can get if I don’t want them

10. Maybe you and I are just having fun, that’s all

11. I can spoil you or I can change you

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12. Love does not necessarily depend on whether outsiders think you are worthy or not, but I know it is you as soon as you appear in front of me.

13. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, it only takes one word of breakup to end it. This is love.

14. Behind every sweet couple, there are always two or three days a week when they want to slap each other to death.

15. Why is it so easy to love someone but so difficult to be loved by someone. I love you sentences, I love you, just a nice word

△, I love you, but we can’t be together, so I still want to thank you

△, please take love seriously Just a little! If you don't love me, please get a divorce. Be good to each other and treat the person who loves you well.

△. I love you is just a verbal conversation, a nice word.

△. It is easy to say the three words I love you, but some people may not be able to do it. The meaning of loving you is that since you love that person, you must make him or her feel happy. I love you! I respect your choice

and respect everything you do!

△ , Although our love is too complicated, I believe God will give me a perfect result

△ , I say I love you but I am hurting you deeply. What should I do? Can anyone tell me? My heart really hurts so much, and my tears are almost dry.

△, I have no love, it’s all empty! Happy!

△. I love you but I can’t meet you, so forget it.

△. I don’t believe in promises. In fact, I believe in myself more. Only when you are alive can you have the right to pursue happiness! Come on, work hard to make money, rely on yourself!

△. I love you. It is easier to say than to do. There are a few people who can do it.

△. I am willing to spend the rest of my life with you. You are willing to be with me. **A lifetime?

△ , I always think that I am very strong, but in fact my fragile side is vulnerable, and I bear the joys and sorrows alone

△ , In fact, sometimes women really can’t tell, I feel stupid. I will only treat people who say nice things with my heart, but in the end I didn't get a response. I will be strong and everything will be fine.

△ , I feel that I am the stupidest woman in the world, I dare not lie to people and tell the truth when selling things. In this era, telling the truth is the stupidest and stupidest person

△, persistence should not be persistent, women should never believe in sweet words, which will hurt themselves in the end.

△ , So be it, love ends here, love ends here, bless you! Please take care of yourself for the rest of your life!

△ , So be it, thank you for appearing in my life. Let's all be well

△ , Don't blame time if you can't stand it. You are the beginning of the story, and you have to be good is our ending. Let the future come and let the past pass.

△. If you are destined to lose, then you would rather not have it. So be it.

△. Sometimes, love is too tiring, so be it, choose to forget the sentences to break up, express your feelings, express your feelings, and say I love you before you have time to say it out.

1. All confused people will eventually have to face their own hearts. If they cannot change their hearts, then confusion will still be confusion and problems will still be problems. When people understand that they can change, and only they can change, we can give complete answers to our questions about life.

2. Life is all about smiling at others and making others smile at the same time.

3. She asked her if she had a story, but the girl didn’t say anything. She smiled, squatted down with difficulty, and cried, saying that the world is too big and there is no home for me anymore

4. In her heart There is an abyss lurking, and countless boulders can be thrown into it without making a sound.

5. When you are sad, squat down and hug yourself. You will always be your ultimate support.

6. All intersections end here, and the rest is just drifting away. of cross lines.

7. Give me your love. It is the best gift in the world, and it is what I am looking forward to this Valentine's Day.

8. When you try to get back what you lost, you may lose even more.

9 My dream is too simple, so simple that I can only see you. You are probably the only world I have left and the future I long for.

10. I can’t get rid of you, and I miss you more and more day by day.

11. When you trust a person without any doubt, you may end up with two results. , either get a person worth entrusting to your life, or get a lesson worth remembering for a lifetime.

12. Cherish everything around you! Life is not a movie. If you miss it, you will lose it. There is no chance to do it again like in the movie. Maybe one miss will make us regret it. Lifelong

13 No one can learn the tone of "I love you" and do the things I do for you

14. We are just fellow travelers in this youth, accompanying each other Walking through this period of time.

15. Some things need to be given up before you can get them; some love needs to be let go before you can see it.

16. I spent so long for you and finally learned to be a passerby

17. We appreciate people who can still smile in difficult situations, and who can gather strength from pain. Someone who inspires courage from introspection.

18. The shadows in a person's life are mostly caused by him blocking the sunlight.

19. Life is too short to bear the long wait. Many things are wasted by the word "wait for the future, wait for not being busy, wait for next time, wait for time, wait for conditions". Waiting and waiting, only to be filled with regrets and with white hair. No one can predict the future, and timely action is the key. Otherwise, many things may wait forever. Do what you want to do quickly and don't leave too many regrets in life.

20. I am just a small character and do not expect any great care.

21. Sometimes life is like this, it comes in a hurry, but goes in a hurry.

22. That love counts down in time. I love you before I even have time to say it.

23. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

24 I used to think that we would be together forever, but unfortunately I was not the one who accompanied you in the end.

25. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you were in my heart.

26. Every stubborn person never says I want it, but says I don’t need it.

27. Life is too short, go crazy, love and waste, chase dreams and regret.

28. I keep saying I love you, but in the end it turns out that I am not good enough for you in your eyes.

29. When you have the courage to cut your long hair short, you have the courage to let go of the past.

30. Our biggest mistake is to give our worst temper to the people who care about us the most.

Non-mainstream love quotes - a so-called "I love you"

When you are in a bad mood, tell a joke to amuse yourself

It is always said that it is bad to eliminate lovers on Chinese Valentine's Day, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet again every year Is it easy once?

It’s still comfortable to be single and don’t have to think so much.

▲The best joke I’ve ever heard: The national football team can break out of Asia in the next 10 years.

‖Today I saw my eldest brother, wearing a Lakers jersey on the upper body and a Rockets jersey on the lower body, wearing slippers and walking goose‖

: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? B: The chicken comes first. Because of eggs.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

If I said you were going to die, would you want to hold me and be buried with you?

If you hit me, I will scream~ But if you didn’t even scream, I would kill you. Beat to death!

〃This painful time will pass even if you rub your balls.

When are the two lovers hugging each other? The two are watching the fun from the side.

The closest thing to death, I like it very much. Sleep

I want to chat with you. That is my biggest thought right now

▲▲-He is not cute or handsome, but he occupies my heart.

◆◇⌒A little bit of alienation is a sign before leaving

Your avatar will always be gray with me.

It seems that everyone will change and become unpredictable

Women do not need to be ruthless and pure, but they cannot be frivolous.

I love you three times This word may cause heart disease. ━━━━

Don’t you want me to wait for you? Why are you holding another woman?

I have no conditions except that I love you and you love me more. Superior to you

I will always be particularly jealous of Tong Jiaqian - because she has Liu Yiyang who loves her very much and only loves her

In fact, I can also understand that once the heartbreak reaches the limit, No amount of years can fill it.

Valentine's Day/What about those of us who are not lovers?

I'm just missing you, you can't say I'm being mean▲

How much can I say "I love you"? People are willing to be deceived

Dogs have only one loyalty but people have many emotions

I don’t mind if you lie to me. What I mind is that your lies can’t fool me

< p> A wall stands in front of my choice, leaving an airtight sadness.

Only gentle caressing of the scarred wound can make it less painful

Look I have passed through too many scenery but can no longer find a reason to stay

My world collapsed into a blank space and then there was a long suffocation

Don’t cry, boy, tears are surrender .

The scorching heat in the sky tells me where is the green shade that belongs to me

The hurt city under the eyelashes passes through whose scenery and whose heart

What I want is to go deep The companionship of the soul is not the so-called "I love you"

Is it because I have never been here or you have never stayed

The entanglement of light and shadow gives up the struggle and the dawn tears the heart deep Wails everywhere

If you keep moving forward, flowers will bloom like brocade. If you look back, you will be doomed.

I can lose, but I will never give up.

From the moment I press the delete button, you are worthless in my eyes

If I had money, I would buy two ice creams, look at each Eat it with me, and let me eat it for you to see.

This girl is beautiful, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, beard and chest hair! !

I don’t need too many words to miss you, because I’m afraid you’ll get goosebumps.

You don’t have time to accompany me now? Then why did you have time to chase me in the first place?

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that the computer is right in front of you and you can’t play with it.

I love you is purely fictitious. Any similarities are purely fictional. Coincidence

゛You cried, I laughedっ

No man has ever said to me, "If the sky falls, I will be there."

Heartbroken Now, if you shout Brother Xinchun, will you be resurrected on the spot with full health and blue?

Death is not scary. What is scary is that you dare not die.

Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat.

Behind the scenery is either vicissitudes or filth

≈A man who truly loves you will not ignore you and continue his game

Gradually Gradually, you have become a fucking bitch

Apart from my shortcomings, I have all advantages

Since I deleted you, the Internet speed has become much faster.