A complete collection of classic quotations suitable for chatting

In life, humorous people are always easy to mingle with strangers and talk to everyone. This kind of person is good at chatting. The following are the classic quotations suitable for chatting that I have carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Chat Classic Quotations Selected Edition

1) There are no accidents in the world, just necessities of make-up and wearing masks.

2) When I mention you again, all isolated islands and isolated islands should be added with the past.

3) I have been injured and I am not afraid. I will still love you. Because I'm not afraid of getting hurt anymore.

4) No one can control your life, but many times we need more courage to strengthen our choices.

5) You are like an island with your own castle; I am the tide that can't go ashore, and I can only surround you.

6) The water turtle lied to his wife for mistress. Now, the master uses his wife to file Xiao Si and Xiao Wu.

7) Your shoulder and I are bruised, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

8) Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

9) My life is a straight line, turning only to meet you.

10) There is also a feeling of lovelessness and lovelorn, and it is very strong.

The latest edition of quotations suitable for chatting

What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

2) When I was a child, I especially liked to watch the Seven Fairies happily. Actually, I just watched the fairies fly around.

3) Everyone who likes to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is bed.

4) The cold water you spilled on me, I will boil it and pour it back for you.

5) We don't need to envy anyone at all, because we are different from anyone!

6) it's not sweet to twist a melon, not to mention that you are still a bitter gourd. Why bother?

7) A bird can fly because it has wings; Man can fly because he is dreaming.

8) We expose each other's pain, remove the atrium and get close to each other.

9) Sleep in class, jump after class, and die in the exam.

10) Peach blossoms are in full bloom, and each one has new results.

1 1) The so-called marriage is the grave of love, which only shows that you are not deeply in love with the person you married.

12) Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

13) never explains it. If you want to explain clearly, you must find your mother.

14) Pull your head, hit your face and sing that your heart is too soft.

15) When I missed a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so I went to the Great Wall again.

16) I will wait for you until there is no reason to wait any longer.

17) the little sunflower mother started class, and the child's cough is always bad, which is mostly useless.

18) sleep by yourself and let others go to class!

19) The European Union constantly accuses China of failing to crack down on piracy, because China has only one Ferrari with limited production worldwide.

20) There is gold under a man's knee, so I bent down to pick it up!

Chat classic quotations popular edition

1) suddenly found that constant is sometimes the most rare happiness.

2) Every time I wake up in tears in the middle of the night, I find myself really helpless.

3) The same age as the pig, the same people as the pig, and the same people as the pig, if we agree to be crazy together, it will be forever.

4) If I don't send you a message, we will never chat.

5) The book says. Frequent tears are good for your eyes. Do not believe, you try.

6) The optimistic indicators have been used up this year, but the inventory of despair and frustration has accumulated a lot.

7) I am most afraid of long and short time, and I am most afraid of deep and shallow love.

8) On the street, people wearing T-shirts and down jackets passed by, what were they talking to themselves? SB？ .

9) I am sleepy most of the time, and occasionally I will make a fuss.

10) If you can't become Edison Chen, you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

1 1) Believe in people, feelings and kindness; Be cheerful, be tough and live a warm life.

12) When I miss someone, I suddenly change from a strong giant to a cowardly child.

13) Money makes women, and you make me.

14) love is like a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .

16) I won't force myself, I won't be hypocritical and I won't complicate myself. It's always been simple.

17) There are two kinds of looks, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

18) In this era, mosquitoes are the only one who never leaves me this season.

19) is about to start school, and I can't do it!

20) take the essence and discard the dross, and the result is that you are pregnant.

2 1) As long as you have a clear direction, the world will make way for you.

22) Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

23) I can't go shopping. As soon as I go shopping, I find myself lacking everything!

24) If you miss it, you miss it. There is nothing to miss.

25) Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, while women are just the opposite.

Falling in love is like playing on the seesaw. If either side suddenly walks away or gets fat, the whole game will be very dangerous.

27) Who says iphone is good? It doesn't even have a radio function!

28) Youth is really thin, everything is light, and when the wind blows, we are separated.

29) The stupidest thing in the world is to spend money on reading and suffer for yourself.

30) Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

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