What would the story be if the four great classics were combined into one novel?

The rolling waters of the Yangtze River pass by, and the majestic Liangshan Mountains have eternal meanings. The author's bitter tears are all reflected in this, so he might as well dream about traveling to the West!

Readers, do you know where this story comes from? Speaking of the reason, it is ridiculous. The editor has been partial to these four classics since I was a child. I have always imagined what it would be like to bring these four great books together in one place. However, the writing is poor, so I might as well try to draw some inspiration and briefly tell it into a short story to make me laugh! I look forward to corrections from famous writers who can write brilliantly.

It is said that the four masters and disciples of Tang Monk traveled to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, traveled at dawn and stayed at night, subdued monsters and caught monsters, and experienced many hardships and dangers. There is no need to go into details. On this day, we walked to a vast and boundless 800-mile water depression. From a distance, there was a tall mountain standing straight into the sky. It was extremely steep. When Elder Tang saw it on the horse, he couldn't help but exclaimed. Brother Monkey then rose into the sky, opened his fiery eyes and looked into the distance, only to see the mountains shrouded in mist, dark clouds pressing down, flags fluttering, and horns blaring. I don’t know how many monsters are still hiding. So he returned to his body, recited a mantra silently, summoned the local mountain god, pointed to the mountain and asked: "I ask you, old grandson? Where is this place? How can it be so dangerous, can the four of me, master and disciple, survive?"< /p>

The mountain god saw that it was the Great Sage Qitian who was asking the question, so he knelt down and kowtowed and said: "Grandpa Great Sage, this place is so tight! This mountain belongs to the jurisdiction of Jeju, and it is a famous water park in the past and present. Liangshan, Xiaoxian didn't know when, but there were one hundred and eight demon heads gathered in the mountain, which corresponded to the number of thirty-six heavenly gangs and seventy-two earthly demons. There were also one hundred thousand minions under their command, all dangerous. Like a wolf and a tiger, it would be difficult for the great sage to cross this mountain!" After hearing this, Brother Monkey felt depressed. Looking around, he saw a big flag standing on the top of the mountain, writing: "Walking for Heaven!" So, he turned around and told his master everything. After hearing this, Bajie hurriedly started to pack his luggage and prepare to disperse, while Sha Monk was admonishing him.

While the master and apprentice were talking, they suddenly heard thunderous drums and ambushes everywhere. When the first fat monk came straight towards Sha Monk holding a Zen staff, Sha Monk hurriedly raised his Zen staff to block him. Immediately afterwards, a majestic man who looked like a walker stopped Wukong with two swords in his hands, and they fought together. When Bajie saw this, he was so frightened that he flew into the bushes to hide, but he didn't expect that there was already a gangster holding a hook and sickle gun. The kidnapping horse hooked him to the ground, and the four horses tied him upside down and pushed him up the mountain. When Tang Monk saw this, he cried out bitterly: "That's it! It's hard to get the scriptures, it's hard to reach the sky!" No need to ask, in a flash, a few minions picked up the white dragon horse, hummed all the way, and ran towards the mountain as if flying. . When Sha Monk saw his master being arrested, he panicked for a moment and was unexpectedly hit in the face with a stone by another hero behind him. He bled profusely and fainted to the ground. He was also arrested. Only Wukong was left. Seeing that there were so many people on the other side, he had no choice but to fly away.

Wukong flew in the air for a while, and it was getting late. As he was wandering, he saw a house on the ground, but it was a wealthy and wealthy family. He thought that he was hungry, so he got down. After reaching the clouds, I went to knock on the door to transform the house.

Not long after, a boy opened the door and saw that it was a down-and-out monkey monk Hua Zhai, so he hurried in to report it. After a while, some maids came out and asked Wukong to come in. Brother Monkey was so hungry that he had no choice but to follow them through the flower pavilion, across the corridor, and strolled into the main hall of Rongguo Mansion. At this time, red candles were swaying above the main hall. Jia Mu was chatting and joking with Baoyu and Daiyu when she saw Wukong entering the room. She quickly asked the servant to arrange tea. Wukong was not polite. He ate a few pieces of cookies, drank two pots of tea, and was covered with blood. Just a little more strength. Baoyu then stepped forward and asked him, "Where did Brother Monkey come from?" Wukong sighed and told the story of how he went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with his master and his younger brother. He didn't want to be killed in Liangshan when passing by Shuibo, so he had to escape by himself. This frightened Jia Mu and Daiyu. Shocked, Wukong shed tears of sadness as he spoke. Seeing this, Daiyu couldn't help but think of her own life experience, so she also cried beside him.

After hearing this, Baoyu couldn't help but sigh secretly, but he saw that Wukong looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before. How did he know that Wukong had met him in the Heavenly Palace? One was Bima Wen who looked after the Jade Emperor's horses, and the other was a waiter of Shenying who raised flowers and plants for the Queen Mother. They only sighed that they had already become strangers after meeting each other in separate lives. .

When everyone was sad, a series of laughter suddenly sounded outside the door. Needless to say, it was Wang Xifeng, the chief steward of Rong Mansion, who walked quickly into the house holding an incense fan and saying: "The maid said something from the Tang Dynasty has come." Monk, oh, you are such a grumpy-faced monk!" After hearing this, Jia Mu quickly pointed at her nose and said, "You have such a torn mouth, why don't you help me when my master and junior brother are in trouble? You are trying to save him, but you can still laugh like this!" Wang Xifeng hurriedly covered her mouth and lowered herself to the Wukong.

(Picture) Stills from the TV series "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Next, Baoyu told her what happened to Wukong. After listening, Wang Xifeng rolled her eyes and said: "This monkey Brother, you don’t need to be sad. The demons in Liangshanbo are so powerful, but they don’t rely on the strength of their numbers. In my opinion, you might as well go to Xinye County, Jingzhou to bring in reinforcements and wipe them out in one fell swoop. Then Liangshanbo, rescue your master!" Upon hearing this, Wukong stood up quickly and said to Wang Xifeng: "May I ask the female donor, why did you ask me to go to Xinye to get reinforcements? Is there anyone there who can help me? "Wang Xifeng said: "I often hear people say that Liu Bei is a benevolent master. His generals Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun are all capable of defeating thousands of people, and they are famous all over the world for helping those in need. I advise you to hurry up. Hurry, otherwise your master will be eaten by those people tomorrow!"

After hearing this, Wukong felt anxious and quickly thanked him, soared into the air and turned around! Head straight towards Xinye. The book is short. Wukong entered Xinye County, went straight to the county government office, met with Liu Bei, and told about his past. Liu Bei's eyes filled with tears when he heard this, and he became very sympathetic. He knew that he didn't have many men under his command, but the situation was urgent, but he couldn't help but think too much about it. He hurriedly took Guan, Zhang, and Zhao Yun with him, ordered all his men, and followed Wukong in a mighty manner. He came to Liangshan to kill him.

As for Song Jiang, the leader of Liangshan Mountain, he sent people down the mountain to rob them because there was a shortage of horses, money and food on the mountain. Unexpectedly, Wu Song, Lu Zhishen and others accidentally captured Tang Monk, Bajie and Sha Monk up the mountain. After careful interrogation, I found out that he was a monk assigned by the imperial court to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. After hearing this, Song Jiang couldn't help but take a breath. It turned out that during this period, he was trying to get in touch with the court, intending to recruit people and find a way out for his brothers. So he hurriedly asked his men to quickly untie Tang Monk and his disciples, and slaughtered cattle and sheep, and held a big banquet to scare Tang Monk and others. How could Tang Monk see the table full of meat and fish, and the big bowl of sea wine, how he could eat it? ? The three masters and disciples had no choice but to sigh and wait for Wukong to recruit reinforcements and go down to Shanxi as soon as possible.

Early the next morning, Song Jiang had just gotten up and finished washing. His subordinates hurriedly came to report and said: "Commander Song, what's wrong, a group of people came down the mountain. I heard that Liu Bei, the big-eared man from Xinye County, led his men, Guan Zhang, Zhao Yun and others to attack the stronghold! Leaders, please make a decision quickly!" Song Jiang After hearing this, he hurriedly ordered Lin Chong, Lu Junyi and Gongsun Sheng to mobilize a hundred and ten minions to resist first, and then he mobilized a large army to support them from behind.

Lin Chong took the lead to rush down the mountain, and met Zhang Fei at the gate of the mountain to fend off the enemy and scold him. So Zhang Fei rushed forward with a Zhangba snake spear in hand to engage in the battle. Zhang Fei cheered up, shouted loudly, thrust the spear and stabbed, the two horses were staggered, and in the blink of an eye, there were dozens of rounds of fierce fighting. On the other side, Lu Junyi was already fighting with Guan Yu, fighting until the dust was flying, swords flashing, soldiers on both sides cheering in unison, and the sound of gongs and drums resounded throughout the world. Behind him, Gongsun Sheng saw this and recited a spell silently. Immediately, the sky and the earth became dark, but countless gods appeared in the sky and swarmed over to kill them. At this moment, Wukong had already seen it and stepped forward to resist with a golden hoop in hand. For a moment, there was thunder and lightning in the sky, and dark clouds rolled. There were cries of killing on the ground, and an unprecedented war crossing scene appeared between heaven and earth.

Just when the two sides were fighting fiercely, Song Jiang came with a large group of troops. Seeing such a scene in the distance, he couldn't help but be frightened. He hurriedly called for gold to withdraw his troops, and immediately asked Liu Bei: "According to legend, Liu Huangshu is well-known in the country, why did he come here to cause trouble for no reason?" Liu Bei urged him forward and said, "Bei'an dared to offend the power of Liangshan Hu, just because you kidnapped Tang Monk and his disciples who were assigned by the imperial court to go to the west for Buddhist scriptures, so they came with Wukong. Bei couldn't bear it. Seeing that the great cause of learning scriptures was ruined, he sent troops to save him!" After hearing this, Song Jiang smiled and said: "Oh, it's all a misunderstanding. Someone in Song Dynasty dared to ruin the important affairs of the imperial court. Wouldn't it be better to recruit Liangshan Xiaoke, who can serve the country at the top and settle down the people at the bottom?

"Liu Bei couldn't help but smile when he heard this, and said: "Okay, okay, Bei will try his best. Then please ask the leader of Song Dynasty to release the four monks and apprentices of Tang Dynasty quickly and let them go to the West..."

Many years later, Song Jiang and others were grandly recruited by the imperial court, and they conquered Fangla and lost their generals; Liu Bei enlisted Zhuge Liang to help Western Shu become emperor, but he was defeated and killed in Baidi City when he conquered Soochow; the worst thing was Rongguo Mansion, which was confiscated by the imperial court overnight. The vast white land was really clean, but Tang Monk and his disciples, despite going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, returned to their hometown with success and success. It’s like a new chess game. Life is like a dream and a fantasy, and the harmonious and prosperous world is the most peaceful!

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*Author: Li Guang, Yu. Original columnist of The Secret History of Sheep