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I will wait for my lover without poison and aggression.

1. Having a firm heart is more important than any love words.

2. What is Tang Priest riding? Wukong is floating clouds, Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand is pretending to be Brother Sharp.

3. I will wait for my lover without poison and aggression.

4. Everyone has pain in his heart, but no one can vent it.

5. A person can be quiet and show off without making noise.

6. To complicate the simple is to look for trouble, and to simplify the complex is just a skill.

7. I don't want to struggle for the past, worry about missing, and humble myself. I don't love you if you don't hesitate.

8. What's wrong with illness? There's nothing without money. Don't want health without anything. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

9. Romance is like a beautiful poem, which is pleasing to the eye. Romance is like a soul-stirring melody, which haunts people's dreams.

1. It's mine, so don't move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

11. I suddenly found that I was a person who needed protection and care.

12. I love you, you love him, and he loves her. How can such a world be like this?

13. [Who will eventually break the string, make the flowers fall on the shoulders, and be in a trance]

15. Before making up your mind, it may be necessary to hesitate. However, once you make up your mind, you should go straight ahead.

16. Slowly, time has pulled us apart. It seems that we are still close, but we have already lost our original figures.

17. Sometimes the distance between success and failure is very short, as long as the latter takes a few steps forward.

18, who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom

19, fate is in our own hands, not in others' mouths!

2. People often talk about the height of the top of the mountain at the foot of the mountain. Sad couple sign a man and a woman, I will wait for my lover

1. What we can do in this life can only make us happy

2. What we can do in the next life is just not to let us pass by

3. Who said that a goddess must be a girlfriend, and a girlfriend can also be a goddess?

4. Who said that a male god must be a boyfriend? Boyfriends can also be male gods.

5. Dear, let's break up. I want to get married.

6. Dear, let's be lovelorn. I want to become a monk.

7. You throw stones, I throw cloth, you lose, stay with me for life.

8. You throw scissors, I throw cloth, I lose. Being with you all my life

9. It must be very happy to stay awake at night with someone you like.

1. People you like on your birthday will remember that the countdown will be very happy.

11. * * ゛ Only occasionally I will miss the grandeur at that time

12. * * ゛ Just think of the repeated thoughts at that time < If you talk through me, we will be better than good friends

15. I will wait for my lover without invading the eight winds.

16. I will wait for my lover without invading the wind.

17. A man is heartbroken because no one can catch his heart.

18. A woman is heartbroken because she says that someone has severely broken her heart.

You return home with flowers, and love in your heart

2. You are drunk with flowers, but flowers don't follow you. When flowers are drunk with you, you return to the west, which hurts your heart

21. Left hand won you just to prevent me from losing in your youth

22. Right hand lost. It's not that I don't want to win you.

23. He is so in my world.

24. She is so charming and beautiful that she doesn't need a backstage.

25. A series of sweet tracks make us unable to avoid the past.

26. The uncertain relationship between layers determines the final fragmentation.

27. What we can do in this life can only make us happy.

28. What we can do in the next life is just not to let us pass by.

29. I have loved you for so long.

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32, the sea can dry up, the stone can rot, and the passion will never change!

33. Don't wait for me to cry before saying how much you love me.

34. Don't wait for me to leave before saying how much you love me.

35, little fool, we should wear school uniforms and walk hand in hand on the playground

36, little fool, we should wear lovers' clothes and walk hand in hand on the beach

37, I will cry when you are sad and dream

38, I will laugh when you are happy and dream

39, we swear.

4. We promise that we are bright in our eyes.

I miss you very much, just like a sunflower misses the sun.

42. I need you very much, just like dandelions need a breeze.

43, whether I love you or not, will make people feel

44, whether I love you or not, will make people feel

45, 〃 If we don't stay together, why don't we hide our feelings ▲

46, 〃 If we don't depend on each other, why don't we give up ▲

47, I

48. I won't give up, so I feel so sad.

49. Meet the right person at the wrong time and say goodbye.

5. Meeting the wrong person at the right time can't be said.

51. Pointing to her chest, tell her that this place is always for you

52. Pointing to her head, tell her that you will always be remembered here.

53. I just want to like you so simply.

54. Just thinking. Thinking of you in this simple way.

55. I don't want anything. You, I want to settle.

56. I don't have to love anything. You, I am in love.

57. If you can't see or hear, why bother yourself?

58. I don't want to make noise, and I don't want to make trouble. I've been in a good mood recently.

59. Thank you for setting sail in my life. You are by my side.

6. Thank you for setting sail in my life. You are by my side.

61. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will grow.

62. If the heart is free, life will be free, and there will be happiness everywhere.

63. I don't want anything, you.

64. I don't have to love anything. You, I am in love.

65, disguised happiness, how vulnerable.

66. Who cares if you are really lonely?

67. No matter how noisy a city is, it will be empty without you:

68. No matter how strange a corner is, it will be home with you.

69. Thank you for your gentleness when I need you most.

7. Thank you for your gentleness when I miss you very much.

71.

72. Loving you is not something that can be stopped by distance.

73. I make the person who stumbles me never get up

74. I make the person who helps me never fall down

75. There is no time limit for loving someone.

76. There is no time limit for thinking about someone.

77. The world is small, so we meet

It's hard to see you again when you're apart.

79. My beloved wife, she doesn't want you and I want you.

8. My beloved wife, she doesn't want you and I want you.

81. I will be by your side. With you, there will be the whole world.

82. You will always be by my side. With you, there will be the whole world.

83. If the mind is simple, the world will be simple, and happiness will grow.

84. If the mind is free, life will be free. Wherever you go, you will be happy.

85. What kind of waiting? I can't wait for you to be gentle like water,

86. What kind of staring? I can't wait for you to look back like smoke,

87. Disguised happiness.

88. Who cares if you are really lonely?

89. I don't want anything. You, I want to settle.

9. I don't have to love anything. You, I am in love.

91. The old city is not in summer, without you, I have no melody

92. Paris dance music, without you, I have no melody

93. Behind tenderness, there is a warm memory

94. Behind the flower heart, there is a sad memory

95. I have always loved you for so long.

96. I always forget things, but I remember you so clearly.

97. Maybe, for me, the experience you gave me is just a memory.

98. Maybe, for me, everything I have done, It's all a mistake

99. Softness means giving someone a sharp knife and stabbing it in the chest

1. Heartlessness means picking a rose and stabbing yourself to help others

11. The unstoppable sun warms my eyes and learns to understand and forgive gently

12. The unstoppable sun shines in the darkest place on my chest no matter what I resist

13. Do you think you are wearing a white dress? You are so cheap,

14. You think you are very coquettish when you wear a yellow skirt, and you are so coquettish.

15. How I wish someone would hurt me severely.

16. How I wish there was someone who loved me desperately.

17. How many blanks are there in life? I am born stupid and can't fill in the crossword puzzle.

18. How many people will exist in the future? I am born lonely and can't wait.

19. Don't wait until good night.

11. If you can't squeeze into the world, don't squeeze.

111. Youth is not sad, but it is so bleak by us.

112. Love is not complicated, but it is so bitter that we interpret it.

113. I only miss you in the deserted land where people are crowded.

114. During the long time when I died in Luyao, I only missed you.

115. What we can do in this life can only make us happy.

116. What we can do in the next life is just not to let us pass by and wait for the National Day funny talk.

First, we should fall in love no matter how ugly we are, and talk about the world full of love.

Second, the National Day plan: sleep at home, sleep at home, sleep at home and wake up naturally.

Third, Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

4. Is it better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day? Can eat and save money.

5. "If I had a gun, I would have shot you!" "I'm carrying my National Day homework, and you can't kill me with a bazooka."

Sixth, teacher, you are so awesome that you gave me the feeling of summer vacation.

Part I: Olympic Games, World Expo and Asian Games, one after another. Downlink: Prices, oil prices and house prices are rising day by day. Horizontal criticism: harmonious society.

8. I will give birth to a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, so others will say "Hao Shuai Dad" when they see me.

9. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

1. If I become the personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to be the boss.

eleven, the Mid-Autumn Festival has abolished my two pens, ohshit! ! ! I can't look directly at the National Day! ! !

12. Anyone who has a lot of homework on National Day can play cards. "A pair of Chinese papers!" "Don't!" "I want it! Four English papers have exploded! "

XIII. Part I: Olympic Games, World Expo and Asian Games, one after another. Downlink: Prices, oil prices and house prices are rising day by day. Horizontal criticism: harmonious society.

14. I love you, I love you very much, I love you very much, and I want to give my dear seven-day National Day holiday.

15. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

XVI. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

XVII. If I have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, people will say "Hao Shuai Dad" when they see me.

18. "Comment on your National Day homework in one sentence" and "My schoolmate is so rude"

19. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who owes abuse

2. Isn't it better to send cauliflower than roses on Valentine's Day? Can eat and save money.

XXI. The principle of holidays in China: what is owed will be paid back sooner or later.

twenty-two, students nowadays are so rude that they don't talk to me in class.

twenty-three, if I become the personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to be the boss.

Twenty-four and junior three have become careers, and marriage certificates are even less valuable than certificates.

twenty-five, time is really precious, just one second before someone else robbed the toilet.

XXVI. Tell you a ghost story: There are only two days left in the National Day holiday! Everyone seems to be immune to all kinds of poisons, but in fact, all kinds of poisons have already invaded the body

1. When I stand in front of you, you will see my scars and know that I have been injured and healed.

2. I think many things are like this. A good beginning may not end well. I wanted to hold your hand and grow old with my son, but I didn't want to. You hold the piano bow and cut me like a string.

3. Never regret. If the past was good, it was perfect. If the past is bad, it is also experience and wisdom.

4. I always think that in many contacts in life, any affectionate look back is to make myself beyond redemption. In fact, the so-called deep affection is just to deliver everything, forget time, forget yourself, and leave no retreat for yourself.

5. No relationship is a waste of time. If it doesn't give you what you want, it teaches you what you don't want.

6, countless compromises, in exchange for your sentence of no opinion. Those who have no bottom line have always forgiven, but they are thought to have such a temper. Being left out in the cold, but still in front of you