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What dialects are there in Tianjin?

First, don't hang yourself from a tree.

Don't put your heart under your arm.

Don't throw live fish to death and sell them.

Don't treat the land god as a fairy.

Don't put shit on your head.

Don't treat yourself like an outsider.

Don't kiss his cold ass with a hot face.

Second, the guaranteed ticket-to guarantee something.

Turn off the barge and stop the children-stop them from getting on board. "Don't argue, we must have done it."

Sneezing-joking when hitting someone on the back of the head or neck.

Patching-versatile people in their posts will be transferred to work wherever there is a shortage of people.

Knock the cymbals.-just kidding. "I'm serious, don't play with me."

Shake it-simply show your face. "No matter how busy you are, you must come and visit."

Strike“strike "reads ao-just ask the price and don't want to buy it. "This doesn't look like a buyer. Come down. "

Playing sloppy eyes-shifting audio-visual and practicing deception.

Withered-listless, like going to sleep.

Drifting water-originally a child's game, later it meant wasting money. "I took 300 thousand, and I won Shui Piao."

Wow, wow-this is a term used in children's games, but it doesn't count. The latter refers to people who don't count. "Don't trust him, I will play with you one day."

Play crooked-deliberately make trouble and get things done. "I told you this is unreliable, how, play slanting? ! "

Make a hole.-buy. "Why don't you pick and choose? I played. "

India-this refers to usury. After that, you often have to spend money to buy something. "Buying a car is a good thing, but can you stand this seal?"

Flying around-no job, living everywhere. "I don't want to do anything, I just fly around all day."

Knock it down and whisper-don't accept the promotion, or have already talked about going back on our word.

Responder: punk wind Monty-trainee magician level 2 7-28 07:46

"Hmm" (that is, what to do)

"eyes" (that is, interesting)

"Scratch" (joking)

Being bored is conscious. If you are not bored, you are unconscious. If you are not bored, you mean "don't understand".

Nouns are like slaps, that is, palms. "Give him two slaps", that is, give him two palms. Patch refers to a piece of cloth used to repair the damaged part of clothes. Grass kidney is a rope made of straw. Spring: refers to next spring. Toilet: generally refers to the toilet. A box is a small bowl of tea. Mounds, mostly mounds. The mind is what's on your mind. Tooth dog, that is, male dog. Mouth: refers to the cheek.

Verbal interruption: rushing to talk and interrupting others. In a daze: look straight into the eyes. Glare: when confused by a question, the eyes will look up, causing most of the white eyes to be exposed. Pinch: crush something with your fingers or nails. Naan: The process of tidying clothes, quilts, etc. Na: Short and dense sewing methods, such as "nano-insole". Catch up: catch up.

Adjective hold hard: hard and straight. Disappear: The meaning of "some" is often used to describe the taste. Fu Tie: Things are handled smoothly and strictly, also known as "Fu Tietie". Or promotion: shyness is unnatural. Very good: very good. Wutu: The water is warm, but not hot.

"Belkuanger" (especially fun)

"Pancreas" (soap)

"Playing cymbals" (joking)

"collecting junk" (charged goods)

"What the hell" (what thing)