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Why do you refuse to talk about heterosexual dating?

Why do you refuse to talk about heterosexual dating?

How to refuse to talk humorously about the opposite sex? In life, many excellent girls always have their own unique charm and can attract the opposite sex around them, so they have received many confessions and invitations, but if they don't have their favorite object, they need to refuse. Let's see how the opposite sex refuses to talk humorously.

How can you humorously refuse to talk about 1 1? The whimsical method: In fact, it is possible for Mars to hit the earth, and it is not impossible for the Milky Way to drown the earth, even reaching out to explore the moon, not to mention that you said you were pursuing me. You don't say! But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if we can meet you hundreds of millions of light-years away.

You wait, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting, my attitude.

2. Call each other brothers: What? Do you like me? Want to ask me out? Are you mistaken? I am a man! It's been so long, why didn't you ask me and say my gender wrong? You don't care much about me. After being a boy for so many years, I was mistaken for a girl for the first time. Dude, good for you.

3, insincere method: I have never met such a good person like you who loves me. I cherish it and hope to have you for a lifetime. Loving you is as simple as that. In the long life, feelings are getting stronger and stronger, but life is impermanent and unpredictable.

Can I get your love and be your sister forever ... this may last longer!

4. Procrastination: I may not have time this week, because I usually go to school at night, exercise after school and go to work during the day. I will go to school next week, too. I will work orally at home, eat and drink during the May Day holiday. Go back to your hometown to eat and drink on National Day, and go to relatives' home to eat and drink during Spring Festival.

I want to blow air conditioning at home in summer vacation, sunbathe at home in winter vacation, collect wind in the park in spring, talk to watermelons in summer, write poems in autumn and hibernate all the time in winter. 365 days, you choose, see which day is suitable for you to come to me.

5, false imperial edict law: My mother said that I am actually young, and now my studies are the most important, so I can't focus on other aspects. Dad said that men are basically bad things. They change every year, and they have changed a lot in three years. Grandma said that men should find their duty, take care of their families and make money.

Grandpa said a good man should have a sense of responsibility ... so now they control my flow. Do they already know that you are after me?

Why refuse to talk about the opposite sex? I already have a sweetheart.

If a woman says this to a man who comes to show her love, it may not be true that a woman has a sweetheart, but the man who comes is not her type at all. Women don't want to consider any intersection with this man at all, and they don't like him at all. It's just that women can't directly say that men are not their favorite type, which hurts men's self-esteem.

Therefore, if a woman says this to a man, even if he likes this woman again, he will basically give up!

I don't think we are suitable.

Why do some women say this to men they just met? Maybe men really don't get along well with women in some aspects, but more often, women are bored because they don't like men in some aspects, or men don't meet the requirements of girls in some aspects and don't want to continue to associate with them, so these are said to send men away.

If men continue to pester and fight, they will not only lose face, but also delay beauty. After all, things like some brain-dead Korean dramas rarely happen. A wise man should give up when he should.

You will meet better women.

Some women with high emotional intelligence will pack rejection very high. For example, tell a man that he doesn't deserve him and that he deserves a better woman.

If a man is stupid, he will definitely believe it and whisper in his heart, how can the woman he likes feel that he is not good enough? Actually, it's not. The reason why a woman says this is that she thinks a man is not good enough for her. She just found a beautiful excuse and refused the man's continued harassment.

Therefore, men should not be too naive, if they really believe in women, it would be really stupid!

My parents don't approve of our dating.

How many modern young people fall in love under the control of their parents? If it is true love, parents can find ways to deal with it no matter how much they object, and will not give up easily.

Therefore, if a woman says such a thing soon after meeting a man, she is just rejecting the man, only being euphemistically opposed by her parents. Such an excuse will not cause men's anger, but also cut off the relationship between the two.

When a woman says this, a smart man had better have self-knowledge, understand the true meaning of a woman, and arrange his next plan.

Let's be friends first

When a woman says this to a man, there are two meanings: the first is that you are only suitable for being a friend, and being a buddy is not suitable for being a lover. However, at this time, men should understand that they should keep a proper distance from women to avoid being friends.

The second subtext is that you are ok, but it remains to be seen. Let's start with friends. At this time, men only need to use the right method and make appropriate efforts to reach out to women and warm up their relationship.

Why do you humorously refuse to talk about 3 1? I see. Go back and wait for the notice.

My mother won't let me hurt anyone.

3, the motherland has not been unified, how dare children have an affair?

What a coincidence, I like myself very much, too.

5. "I like you" and "Thanks for Lao Tie's support"

6. I was sterilized

7. They are all wild horses, and I like that I can't tie 8. Hello, this gentleman, I am not blind.

Thank you very much for your kindness. Lend me 30W 10. Your vision is in place, but your strength is not enough.

9. Don't turn youth upside down. Where is love?

10. Sorry, our ID numbers are different and inappropriate.