The best thing in history?

There are many great people around you, me and everyone. I brought the following, welcome to read!

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1. The most mysterious thing in the wo

There are many great people around you, me and everyone. I brought the following, welcome to read!

Careful selection

1. The most mysterious thing in the world is a man's * * *, because no one knows what it is used for.

Edison and a couple went shopping and came home and invented the light bulb.

3. After using the cool dog for so many years, I say hello cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Think about it. Who the fuck do you think is a dog?

4. Create a group for those friends on the iphone line, so you don't have to find so much trouble to borrow money in the future.

5. "Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing, but there is no Xijing?" "Because the Western classics were taken away by the Tang Priest."

6. Zuo Qinglong, right white tiger, with Mickey Mouse tattooed in the middle.

7. In other words, he went out with Grandpa Hong Mao in the morning, and his mobile phone was charged and turned green; After eating a meal, he turned yellow; After buying a magazine, his face turned blue; Buy another pancake fruit, and his face turns purple; Take the subway and then transfer to the bus, he only has chrysanthemums left; Finally, I bought a lollipop and blew his ass off.

8. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So it's normal to have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.

9. Don't you think we should shit on such a poetic night?

10. Go to my dream without hesitation: three good students, delicious, fun and sleep well.

collected works

1, class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

2, this season is so tangled. People wear clothes in the streets all year round.

When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

4. Grandpa said, "The news has been broadcast for more than ten years, and there is no grand finale."

5, don't think that you send text messages in class, I don't know, who will laugh at crotch.

6. When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate to kick a bike, kick one and pour a row.

7. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

8. Since my sisters came to this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

9. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

10, I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

1 1, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

12, the best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

13, you don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the plunge on Monday morning.

14, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

15, can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic.

16, when you put on your wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

17, now the sweat that flows on my body every day is completely the water that enters my head when I fill in my volunteers.

18, while others are holding hands, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

19, I need to change my laptop, because it takes 5 minutes to boot and the battery only lasts 3 minutes.

20. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

2 1. The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

22. My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

23. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

24. When people are lovelorn, cats and dogs appear in pairs, which makes me look worse than pigs and dogs.

25. Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you can also turn around.

26. You are all flowers of the motherland. I pinch one when I see one.

27, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

28. I look strong on the outside, but I am hopelessly romantic on the inside.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it.

30. In this world, sincerity is scarce, even more economical, and no one has confessed to me!

12, the best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

13, you don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the plunge on Monday morning.

14, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

15, can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic.

16, when you put on your wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

17, now the sweat that flows on my body every day is completely the water that enters my head when I fill in my volunteers.

18, while others are holding hands, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

19, I need to change my laptop, because it takes 5 minutes to boot and the battery only lasts 3 minutes.

20. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

2 1. The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

22. My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

23. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

24. When people are lovelorn, cats and dogs appear in pairs, which makes me look worse than pigs and dogs.

25. Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you can also turn around.

26. You are all flowers of the motherland. I pinch one when I see one.

27, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

28. I look strong on the outside, but I am hopelessly romantic on the inside.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it.

30. In this world, sincerity is scarce and even more economical.