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Humor in Cold Spring.

1, this kind of weather, although not as cold as winter, undoubtedly adds some frustration and trouble to those who have just shed a layer of cotton-padded clothes.

It's so cold in early spring. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi doesn't work. Can you give me one?

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between beds in early spring.

I have packed the cotton-padded clothes, cleaned the electric fan and moved out. I came to bed with an air-conditioned quilt and blanket, and it was sad to see the suddenly cold weather.

The weather suddenly turned cold, the wind was cool, and the air was fresh after the rain. I felt so happy when I came home for a walk and came back for dinner.

6. Is the snow in March the sweet milk of grass? When you are alone tonight, does the lingering on the grass tip reappear?

7. This beautiful weather has finally survived the winter, but it will freeze to death in spring. As soon as I opened the door, it snowed, freezing the baby.

8. I had a wonderful winter, frozen in the flower season, and in spring, you don't know how cold I am!

9, life is really bitter, demon wind is everywhere, I am afraid I will freeze to death in spring.

10, dead of night, looking back and looking forward to the future, I felt the cold of life and almost froze me to death in this spring.