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Signed 40 sentences on Valentine's Day on Qixi.

Signed 40 sentences on Valentine's Day on Qixi.

A person who really loves you will not try his best to get you or cheat you, but will help you wholeheartedly and plan the future wholeheartedly. People who love you sometimes can't even do it. They just get hurt silently and look at you silently. The deeper you love, the more timid you love.

1. If I am just a passer-by, then you are just a passer-by.

2. Parting is only a midpoint. The first paragraph is happiness, and the second paragraph is sadness.

There is a defense called indifference.

There is always a person who teaches you cruelty and finally accuses you of cruelty in turn.

5. Memories that can't be returned can only be forgotten slowly.

6. Happiness has just begun, but sadness is already lurking.

7. Can you fall in love at first sight after losing your memory?

8. People who care don't understand, and those who do don't care.

9. Only when you are entangled will you never forget it.

10. If you don't live a lifetime, don't talk about it.

1 1. I don't believe it, but I believe you.

12. Don't be the first, just be the only one.

13. Women are made of water. If the temperature is too low, it will turn into ice.

14. If you can't cope with my worst side, then you don't deserve my best side.

15. I don't mind that you don't love me, but I mind that you play with me.

16. Whoever has a panoramic view of beauty feels the same sadness.

17. Reading you will read white hair; Wait until the end of time.

18. Tell me when you can't hold on, and I will hold on.

19. Don't torture yourself with past memories.

20. Don't count the stars with IQ, count the moon!

2 1. You say you love me, but I love myself.

22. To hurt each other in the name of love is the most essential betrayal of love.

23. How many people want to go back in time, but time is unwilling.

24. Women should live with dignity and laugh at others crying.

25. If I leave, what memories will you take away?

26. Who is in charge of our youth?

I'm sorry for betraying how much I love you.

28. Lavender's waiting is hopeless. This is her fate.

29. Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape from the heavy rain.

I would rather create my own sadness than copy others' happiness.

3 1. I have nothing to do these days. I sleep every day. I am really tired!

32. Only an unattractive woman can say that a man is a playboy, and only a man with no ability can say that a woman is realistic.

I am used to being a bystander and watching other people's plays in my own world.

34. The deepest loneliness comes from unforgettable happiness.

35. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more feminine.

36. If love is not so mean, where does the so-called happiness come from?

37. Desire turns people into animals.

38. Holding hands and breaking up come from the same hands.

39. Promise again, why are there so many lies!

40. At dawn, the earth made another turn. Since I am still lucky to be alive, of course, I will try my best to make myself happy.

Editor's note:. If love hurts the most, it is not that she doesn't love you, nor that you don't love him. It is clearly in love, and she can't love you, or you can't love him. Look, but don't hug; Want to, but can't get it; Walking, but not synchronized.

Qixi Valentine's Day Sadness qq Personality Signature

Qixi Valentine's Day Sadness qq Personality Signature

1. Every Tanabata or Valentine's Day, I am always miraculously single. It seems that this time is no exception.

2. What the hell? Valentine's Day holiday! This day is really unlucky for single dog like me.

Tanabata is obviously a day for girls to be smart. . . Why does it have to be about Valentine's Day? . After all, it's just the last struggle of single Wang.

4. If you don't want to spend Valentine's Day alone, should single dog suffer thousands of injuries?

5. Various Valentine's Day advertisements. The rhythm of forcing single dog to death! The mood is going to be terrible these days!

6, Valentine's Day confession in advance, single dog blood resurrection! I also wish all lovers in the world will be well! ~

7. I made a piece of chocolate with cheap hands. I don't know who to send for Valentine's Day on August 20th. Single dog can't afford to be injured.

8. It's nice to be single again on the eve of Valentine's Day.

9. How do you spend Valentine's Day? Skip being reminded by colleagues that Valentine's Day is coming, and it will be an office full of flowers. Single dog is so tired.

10, I heard that today is Valentine's Day? No matter who your lover is, live our single life.

1 1, I have forgotten how long it will take me to be a carefree single dog. A brother is enough.

12. For single dog, who is happy and full of positive energy, it is Valentine's Day to watch couples show their love in the circle of friends every day. Happy Valentine's Day!

13, Valentine's Day is commonly known as Dog Abuse Day. The annual dog abuse ceremony is coming. Please tell all single dog to take precautions. Turn off your cell phone. Don't contact me today next week, just be jealous ~

14, single dog doesn't pay attention to Valentine's Day, so he doesn't know when Valentine's Day is this year, but he didn't know that Valentine's Day is August 20th this year until he saw more than N people posting.

15, I hope to receive such a special gift on Valentine's Day, which is the wish of every girl. Single and married, please give it to her beloved at once. I wish singles an early divorce, and married people's feelings are warming up.

16, Tanabata is coming soon! I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day in advance! If you don't have a lover, don't be sad. Take advantage of Valentine's Day, be nice to yourself! Lovers, every day is Valentine's Day! So don't show your love to your lover on Valentine's Day! Let single dog feel better! Please.

17 is like a spell. No matter whether it is 2 14 or Qixi, there is no Valentine's Day. If Tanabata is another person, it will be Valentine's Day in my life! Be a carefree single Wang.

18, taking pictures is difficult to repair, and I want to buy a camera! Crispy egg tart taping is delicious! Honey soaked in lemon for several days. Just yesterday, Brother Dian taught everyone to drink single dog drinks on Valentine's Day, so I opened it today. It smells good!

19 and 14 say today is Valentine's Day every month. Is Valentine's Day celebrated in single dog? Find a lover and have a holiday every day.

20. It's almost the evil Valentine's Day again, forcing the rhythm of single dog to death.

2 1, Happy Tanabata, I'll do it. Valentine's day, which will never be solved, must be single.

22. It's another Valentine's Day, and it seems that you can't escape the rhythm of being single. I will win the title of single Wang for two years in a row.

23. For me, every day is Valentine's Day. Because I am abused every day, single dog can't afford to be hurt.

24. Which teenager is not affectionate and which girl is not in love with spring? Thank God for choosing a day when everything will revive, so that lovers in the world can spend romantic holidays together. Of course, I want to wish girls with lovers a happy Valentine's Day, and I also want to care about single girls without lovers around me. Without lovers, we should be happy on Valentine's Day. Believe it, happiness is ahead.

25. Another year in Chinese Valentine's Day. I'm 25 years old, but I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day yet! Who can understand the days in single dog?

26. Don't tell me Valentine's Day is coming. Let me send you a red envelope. If you are single, Valentine's Day has nothing to do with you. If you have a lover, you should find your partner. And don't ask me if I was alone that day. If I am not alone, will I become a dog?

27. History is always strikingly similar. For example, you were single on Valentine's Day last year, single this year and single next year.

28. Oh, by the way, I forgot to say that I saw Chen and Weibo gradually coming out of the haze and talking and laughing with others. Uh-huh, did you put it down? That's good. Anyway, I have put it down. I wish you happiness. Even if it has nothing to do with me. It will be the next Valentine's Day soon. Whoops, it's up to others to show their love again. I can't be single. Am I not good enough? My other side, where are you? Let's go I want to fall in love, get married and have children in the best years.

29. In the past, all the men in the company were choosing gifts. Today, another one is ordering cakes. Some people say that Valentine's Day is coming, so they open the calendar. single dog can't afford to be hurt decisively. Let's stay away.

30. Don't thank me for spending every Valentine's Day with singles for many years. This year's 8.20 is still on time. I hope 8.2 1 can go to my girlfriend's date on time. Valentine's Day will not be in a state of hair. This article congratulates my lover in advance.

3 1, Valentine's Day is such a good day that all the appointments are made. What we can do in single dog is to break up a couple.

32. After running all day at the construction site, it's finally the weekend. It seems that Valentine's Day can only continue to work! Come on single dog!

August 20th is Valentine's Day. Oh, so Valentine's Day is coming. -Oh ~ Valentine's Day is in winter. Let's talk to two single aristocrats.

34, marketing number, while saying the biggest single, free love; I can't understand the idea that single dog was abandoned by social abuse and dared not go out on Valentine's Day. . Contradictory. . .

35. Valentine's Day is coming. The elder sister asked me if I had any gifts. I said that single dog's life has no lover, and I can't afford Valentine's Day!

36. In high school, every year on Tanabata, a group of single dog can make an appointment. Basically, after this game, I will cancel the order. Now I don't have this ability, and I can't even make a game.

37. In fact, I am single every Valentine's Day, Singles' Day on Qixi. I feel like I've never been in love.

38. Nowadays, people live in fear every day. Stars live in the forefront, and soldiers live in dire straits. We are constantly abused by Party A, by the boss, by the rich and the poor, and by Valentine's Day in single dog. It seems that for a long time, we couldn't find the exit and couldn't stop, because we were overtaken by carelessness. You are afraid of being left behind, so you rush forward desperately to find abuse. Sadness.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

40. After watching the trailer of "City in Love", I thought about going to the premiere on the 20th. I turned over the calendar tonight and realized that the 20th was Valentine's Day on Qixi. Think about it or forget it. What love movies should I watch on Valentine's Day in single dog?

Funny signature of Qixi Valentine's Day

1, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover while I sing 7-up at home alone.

As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers start to get excited and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

3. May the typhoon on Tanabata come more violently. How many pairs have been blown off?

On tanabata, playing pranks in the street, breaking up a pair is a pair.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

6. I hope that on Tanabata, my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose, and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum.

7. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

8. Valentine's Day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

9, Tanabata is coming, there are people who are optimistic, and no one is preparing gasoline.

10, Tanabata is good at home, so why be messy in the wind?

1 1, the idea of an animal holding my future wife's hand in the street on Chinese Valentine's Day makes me angry!

12, Tanabata arrived, and the hotel owner smiled. The next day, the owner of the drugstore also smiled. A month later, the doctors in the hospital should also laugh.

13, men and women should be equal, except of course married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

14, Valentine's Day, I wish all girlfriends a holiday.

15, just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

16, Tanabata, is the date day of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. What's so interesting about you two?

17, you drag, you drag, you are pig Bajie reborn, except for a piece of meat, the rest are not brought, and no one is buried after death. Happy Valentine's Day!

18, the best Valentine's Day gift: A female colleague gave me a pack of paper towels before work at night, saying it was a Valentine's Day gift, which saved me some money.

19, it's out of date to want to play Lianliankan on Tanabata, so it's better to fight each other, destroy a couple and bring a mistress.

20. Nima, today's Tanabata is like Singles Day.

2 1, Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, there are so many people without company. In addition, if you show love, it is not good to meet.

22, Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: let's break up!

23. Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog?

24, Valentine's Day, still the same, drunk. When the wine wakes up, Valentine's Day will be over.

25. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

26, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, but also have a level, blowing a pair is a pair.

27. Really, let Qixi pass 0: 00, and old people like us will wait for Chongyang.

28. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten.

29. I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

30. On Tanabata, single friends teamed up to go to the movies and separated their seats one by one!

3 1. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

32. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

33. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married, the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

34. Tanabata doesn't show love, but we are still friends.

35, the old man distributes karma among the lucky ones! Single reception is approaching, lovers receive the best love, and married people receive happy families! I wish you a happy Tanabata!

36. Treating Tanabata as Singles' Day is not so lonely and painful.

37. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

38. After the clouds break, the sun shines after the storm, love after the care, and reunion after the separation. Cherish everything, you and I will join hands to grow old. I wish you a happy Tanabata and sweet love.

39, pray for rain, the bigger the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

40. Aren't you happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

4 1, Tanabata Valentine's Day is on sale at a low price, on sale!

42, Tanabata, the romantic thing is that couples get wet in the street.

43. Don't ask me out on Tanabata! I have to sell flowers in the morning, condoms in the evening and medicines in front of the hotel in the early morning.

44. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

45, Tanabata Valentine's Day, no one loves me, I love myself.

46. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and fought for a whole day. With a click of the mouse, I killed a pair, a pair, and a pair.

I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

48. I wish you an oral ulcer when kissing on Valentine's Day, an allergic reaction when sending flowers and pollen, an immediate electric shock when holding hands, a fire at the candlelight dinner table, a snake bite when playing in the wild, and an explosion in the cinema. Happy tanabata!

49. I really want to say loudly: Shit, it's Valentine's Day again.

50. The mood of Valentine's Day is heavier than that of Tomb-Sweeping Day.

Personality of Valentine's Day on Tanabata

1, love yourself, every day is Valentine's Day. 2. How can you live without a lover on Valentine's Day? There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. How many people should we kill?

I am not afraid of a person's Valentine's Day. I'm afraid that the person I love will spend Valentine's Day with someone else.

4. Looking up at the blue sky on Tanabata, magpies are both arch bridges. Does every family know about the autumn moon and endless thoughts?

I wish tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be sunny, and couples will be baked into scones.

6. How do you spend Tanabata? Passing by, skipping drunk, crying, laughing, crazy, eating, drinking, sleeping, sad, listening, sorry, skipping, drifting, whoring.

7. You count the women in your hand over and over again, but you forget that there are countless men in my hand.

8, Valentine's Day, the most sad thing is to have a lover but still want to be alone.

9. On Valentine's Day, I must practice all day to destroy the third one. But it can also ruin a couple.

10, I don't want anything for Valentine's Day, as long as you tell me: I will take care of your Valentine's Day in the future.

1 1, Mo Xian, the flowers on earth are more beautiful; Today's Qixi rain, I love you more strongly!

12, so I can only put out your love quickly and nip in the bud. I will protect you from leaving before you get hurt.

13, our online dating starts today! Really sweet! I hope you will be by my side every Tanabata.

14, may there be a magpie bridge between you and me, connecting you and me, this life, forever!

15, Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

16, what night is it today? There was Tanabata in ancient times. A pair of love birds dreamed that the round bridge would meet.

17, please let me know. It's almost Qixi, so I'll stop you first.

18, don't be afraid, I have been standing behind you, standing by your side when you call.

19, a hundred birds build a bridge, a dream of stars delivers a book, a wish of stars speaks, and Chang Jun accompanies on Tanabata!

20. Whenever it comes to Valentine's Day, I always write a poem, but in the end I can only read it to myself.

2 1, tanabata, don't ask me how I spent it, I was passing by.

22. Don't mention Tanabata to me. I tell you, I only celebrate Children's Day!

23, Tanabata, don't send photos everywhere to show love, in case you hit your face, it will be bad.

If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.

25. I am not afraid of Valentine's Day. I am afraid that you will spend it with others!

26. Flowers are similar every year, but people in different eras are different; When the bridge meets, I will remember you in my heart!

27. Valentine's Day is coming. The owner of the hotel will laugh. The drugstore owner will laugh the next day.

28. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

29. I'm going to play on Tanabata for a day, and I'm going to destroy one couple after another. The more the better!

30, Tanabata is coming, men should put their hands together, learn from Thai men, and say to their lover: brush my card.

3 1, the weaver girl doesn't have to gather her eyebrows, but the cowherd has returned now. The magpie bridge holds hands to watch tears, and the beautiful scenery in the bright morning does not want to return.

32. Love is like water and courtesy is like a dream. On July 7th, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl met at the Magpie Bridge. China's lover called it a festival, which will last forever.

33. It turns out that a person will die on Tanabata: one+night+seven = death.

34. The cowherd and the weaver girl in the sky come to meet, and the affectionate people in the underground pray for eternal love.

35. Tanabata is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with someone else.

If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

37, Tanabata, everything is possible!

38. If the meeting of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl needs the help of the Magpie Bridge, then all we need is telephone contact. Honey, let's meet tonight!

I want you to hear my heart, and I want you to see my love. It's Tanabata, and I just want to tell you that I love you, miss you and love you. My heart is full of you.

40. I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

4 1, I waited for Qixi, but I didn't wait for you.

42, a good holiday, a good mood, good food, good health!

43. In fact, Tomb-Sweeping Day is the same as Valentine's Day. Give something and talk more.

44, heaven and earth, Tanabata meet, this life and past lives, * * * pillow sleepless.

45. If you want good skin, spend Tanabata in the morning and evening.

46. A person's Tanabata expresses his sadness.

47. In hopeless love, the feeling of unrequited love is like choking in water.

48, Tanabata, a person, not lonely, not lonely, not crying.

49. I will never love anyone, even you.

50. This year, my parents don't celebrate the Festival, only Tanabata and Tanabata!

5 1. Which couple can take me to dinner on Valentine's Day to witness your love?

52, tenderness is like water, ritual is like a dream, reluctant to go home? As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron?

53. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandfather!

55. If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

56. Now children choose Valentine's Day when they break up, and April Fool's Day when they confess.

57. In the face of your silent waiting, I can't shout out the holy love, so I have to stand under the acacia tree and carefully cut my thoughts with the scissors of years.

58. On Qixi night, facing the bright moon, let me solemnly make a wish: I will love you forever!

59, dear! It is my duty to love you! I will wait for you here! The moon on Tanabata will also shine for us!

No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment

6 1, Qixi, a festival that makes women feel excited; Men, Tanabata, be hard on yourself.

62. Effectively remove loneliness and bring you good memories! Sweet night, Tanabata!

63. You don't deserve to spend Valentine's Day with me. April Fool's Day is the most.

64, the sky is not old, I can't help it, you and I are tied together on the bridge! I love you!

65. A person is used to it, lonely, lonely, and it's time to spend Tanabata alone.

66. Today is July 7th, the seventh day of July. In the Palace of Eternal Life, we confided to each other in the quiet midnight world. I want to be a lovebird in heaven and grow up together on the earth, two branches on a tree. !

67. Tanabata is here again! The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

68, thin clouds are sharp, flying stars spread hate, and silver is dark. On the seventh day of autumn dew and autumn, it is time to meet, mostly those who are together in the world, but the appearance of husband and wife.

69. Should I count your thoughts with stars or should I count the stars in the sky with you?

70. You are my simplest happiness, being familiar with you is the best thing in my life, and liking you is what I want to say to you most.

7 1, I sat in front of the screen, slowly savoring the loneliness in the middle of the night.

What a coincidence! Yesterday was Valentine's Day in China, and today is Valentine's Day in foreign countries.

73. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

74. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call him dad. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. If I can break up a couple, it's a couple.

75. It is said that you should never fall in love with someone at the age of 16 or 17, because that person will be the one you love most but will never get.

76. Maybe I turned around to forget, but when I turned around, I found that there was a kind of heartbreak called missing.

77. Honey. Tanabata is coming, and I will wait for our exclusive Tanabata. May our love last forever and our affection be as thick as honey.

78.hey? What is Tanabata? Is it binary or not? Honestly, isn't it Singles Day? Do you know binary?

79, you are the wind, I am the sand, Tanabata! Why did you come back and not let my heart worry!

80. If you want a woman, textile takes precedence over magpie bridge, and children take precedence.

8 1, Tanabata, single friends team up to go to the cinema and separate the seats one by one!

82. On Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or conversation, ok?

83, Valentine's Day, regardless of phone calls, text messages, buttons, I look forward to the sentence I love you, regardless of friendship or love.

84. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone, while ugly people desperately show their love.

85, evil new society, how come there is no arranged marriage, I am still single today!

86. I hope that on Tanabata, my sister paper that loves me can send me a rose, and my Chinese paper that loves me can send me a chrysanthemum.

87, kiss you and me, keep the castle privately, and the night of the bridge will last forever!

As long as you call on Valentine's Day, I will come to you immediately.

89. The Cowherd and Weaver Girl in the sky meet at the Magpie Bridge, and a group of fools on the ground date to break the bridge. May I ask: What is tonight? Answer: Valentine's Day in China!

90. I'm going to meet my parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.