Talk about being happy and funny.

1 find a girlfriend and slap him twice the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

2. It hurts to see beautiful women, and it hurts to see ugly women.

3. Give me a woman and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

Don't force me to be a rogue, although I'm not human.

5, teach you to practice knife, you practice sword, you still don't practice sword, practice base! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice lewd!

6. People who live for more than 30,000 days are good to themselves and those who love you.

7. I wish the teacher how many years to live as many points as the teacher gives me.

8, eating more is called eating goods, and special food is called a git.

9. In the case of misunderstanding, the oath is so insignificant.

10, every time you do a math problem, write a solution smartly, and then scratch your head and bite the pen and scribble on the paper.

1 1. In your world, I may be the rest, but in my world, you are all to me.

12, the woman who can't cry is a monster, and the woman who can only cry is a waste.

13, no matter how handsome you are. Can I use my face to swipe my card in the street?

14, a lot of things, I didn't say, I didn't understand, I just saw them in my eyes and buried them in my heart.

15, there were no snacks at home, so I braved the heavy rain to buy food. Anyway, in my heart, eating is the biggest.

16, I'll make a long story short: it's a long story.

17, people are long, how to say, the pixels are relatively low.

18, the class is sometimes noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly became surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one?

19, I really want to know how important I am in your world.

20. Birds don't get angry easily, but when they get angry, they are not birds.

2 1, don't go the way you walked. Those who missed it, don't look back.

22. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs, because dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

23. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books; Up to now, I can't afford to buy a sack with these books for money.

I used to regard you as my other half, but now I laugh at my past.

25. She can play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I can eat, sleep, play poker and mahjong.

26. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?

27, eating fat is called eating goods, eating fat is a git.

28, I am a molecule, you are an atom, chemical reaction, become a sauce purple.

29, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant, which is called connotation.

30. Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans.

3 1, we are all making the same mistake, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.

32. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, one class is longer than six.

33. Sad mother is sad, crying and crying, because she is sad.

34. After so long, did you forget to say that you love me?

The happiest thing about going to school is that the head teacher is not here today.

You don't need to comment on the person you like, because she occupies a group.

37. Seeing your photo, I was impulsive and wanted to put it on the wall in black and white.

38. What is divided and reconciled is called love, and what is divided a little is called drama.

39. Modesty is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

40. I thought about the word "special efforts" and only achieved the first four.

4 1, most men who go to bars are looking for excitement, and half of women who go to bars are looking for excitement.

42. In those days, I walked smartly into the Internet cafe wearing a red scarf and school uniform.

43. The world laughs at my mental illness and I laugh at the poor.

44. There are only three kinds of friends, he, she and it.

45. The bravest person is Master Kong, who is loved by thousands of people in Qian Qian.

46. Look at the time not to get up, but how long you can sleep.

47. Even if you are already taken, I will move you to my side.

48. I have a face of Zhang Yuanyuan and a lot of meat. It's okay. You can rub your face and play. You are thin, you have no meat, you have nothing to do, just watch me rub my face and play.

49. It's really brave to accept this assignment and hand it over to the teacher.

50. Give it back to me in my life and read it backwards. Dare you?

5 1, I count me in your life.

52. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

53. There is a kind of pain called the preview of the next episode, and there is a kind of despair called waiting for another week.

54. My friend asked me to transfer money to him, and I accidentally pressed the phone number. Forget it, just call more often.

55. Your appearance affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

56. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, grandma, I'm coming to see you!

57. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

58. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

59. If you shout "bitch" in the street, it is definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

60. You are so fond of antagonizing me. I'm still alive. Go to hell.

6 1, don't shine, we should protect the earth's resources.

62. shh Don't explain any more. Interpretation means shielding, shielding means dishonesty, and dishonesty means lack of cleaning up.

63. Every time you become famous in a poor day, you lose more because of pride.

64. When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.

65. When I am with you, I must make myself smarter, lest others say: What a pair of fools.

If I am just a passer-by, then you are just a passer-by.

67. Every time I cry for a long time and get tired, I fall asleep unconsciously.

68. I will keep surfing the Internet when I have a fever at home. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

69. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

70. I'm not L 'Oré al Paris, and you don't deserve it.

7 1, even if it's BIGBANG, I still can't stop eating my stomach!

No one in the world is worth my tears, and the one who is, won't make me cry.

73. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

74. Don't talk about others easily. Look at what you are first.

75, weeding day at noon, nothing is reliable. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

76. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

77. Spending money is as easy as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

78. The most romantic thing I can think of is that the son you gave birth to with her is especially like me.

79. I love you like ten divided by three. If you are not good at math, you can't solve this infinite cycle.

80. I am a fool, waiting for a madman who loves me very much.

8 1, TMD understands now, this life is a pit, and it will only get deeper and deeper!

82. My love is black and blue, and you play tirelessly.

83. I take everything people say seriously. If you say I don't remember, then unless you are not human, you didn't listen.

Your eyes are so beautiful, don't cry with them.

85. I'm not as good to everyone as I am to you.

86. Women can't do everything, but without them, you can't do anything.

87. Go your own way and love soldiers in two ways.

88. The sky will fall for Sri Lankans. If not, you are still Sri Lankans.

89. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.

90. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

9 1, no staying up late, no willfulness, no singing, no smoking, no rebellion, no puppy love. Did you feed your youth to the dog?

92. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

93. Every time in the dead of night? I often ask myself, is it right or wrong to decide to come to earth?

94. Your denial is enough to make me despair.

If I can't move one day, please leave me in Guli's cloakroom.

96. I hope my sadness at that time will be your comfort now.

97. Pick me up right away, not a Porsche, but a Ferrari, black!

98. perfunctory means that lies have begun, and indifference means that feelings are coming to an end.

99. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

100, I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words to look at my mood.

10 1, compare two fish who is handsome, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

102, I want to sleep in class, prepare lessons and sleep quickly, but I am full of energy after class.

103, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

104, every student will say an earth-shattering sentence: why, when will the class be over?

105, every barber can't understand the sentence "trim it a little, not too short"

106, you listen, or you don't listen, the teacher is here, and you don't leave until class is over.

107, the beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

108, since I bought insurance, I have been crossing the road casually.

109, what's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who's disgusting.

1 10, people are always contradictory, eager to understand and afraid of being seen through.

1 1 1, I can't stand it. I will give you my doll.

1 12. Memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

There is nothing wrong with crying. But sooner or later, you have to stop crying and decide what to do.

1 14, I have a good brother. At night, he was afraid that I would catch cold. He helped me turn off the fan and carefully covered me with a quilt, which was really touching.

1 15, take you and force you to fly. Take you to the dump.

1 16, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

1 17, Logger Vick used to call it Xiong Da Xiong Er smelly bear. Now call them bears.

1 18. When I saw my best friend, I suddenly said that I was going to have grandchildren. He said: Congratulations. Then I gave him a decisive hug.

1 19, I finally know the reason why I am single: those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

120. Last night, I was most afraid of playing with my mobile phone by myself. The whole school was blacked out, and then a white light came from you.