2 funny copywriters

1. Water is not necessarily drinkable-salary; Horses may not be able to ride-flattery; Life is not necessarily capable-life; Letters don't necessarily use paper-short messages; Send you a short message. I hope you stupid child can learn more new terms!

2. Tell you good news. Your peach blossom luck will be very prosperous this year! Today, I met a dog on the side of the road. I squatted down and asked him,

Will your peach blossom in 2

16 years be very prosperous? It seriously considered it and said, Wang!

3. in order to thank my friends for their care and support for many years, I specially held a reward activity before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a short message worth RMB 1 cents provided by me for free.

4. I solemnly tell you to sleep when you are sleepy. When you are tired, lean on the sofa, smile when you are happy, forget your troubles, talk to me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and if you don't reply to text messages, you will trip over by ants when you go out!

5. Life is like a coffee table, which is full of cups. When we think we jumped out of one cup, we fell into another. If you didn't jump into another cup, congratulations, you fell off the coffee table.

6. I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain. Who dares dip me in the sauce? K, his ancestor, walked through the south and crossed the north. I drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track, and kissed the pig. What are you looking at? Kiss you!

7. the significance of your survival in this life is: eat enough and sleep well; Your regrets in this life are: you didn't lose your body fat; Your greatest contribution in this life is: you can't stay at the dinner table without stewed vermicelli! Humans will always be grateful to you!

8. Because of you, I will listen to the heavenly voice happily; Because of you, I will feel the mother-like care; But you are still unknown. You accompany me without regrets, and thank your relatives-Ear.

9. Because you are always harassing the opposite sex by texting, it has caused adverse effects in society. It has been decided that you should bring a small bench to a nearby kindergarten to repeat your studies. Write me a review as soon as possible, and I'll help you talk about it. 1. When I am old, I have a wish, that is, to stay with you every day, I will go wherever you go, go out in the morning and go home at night. At the same time, you have solved the problem of food and clothing and decided to herd sheep when I am old. 11. Congratulations. You became a national hero overnight! You will soon be admired by all the people! Your name will definitely go down in history! Because the map of China left by your bed wetting last night included the Japanese territory!

12. New Year's vows: Listen to your wife, follow her, don't smoke, drink less, don't stare at beautiful women, let them stutter, mop the floor, empty the wastebasket, slap a few times, and be her pug.

13. I am tender and caring for you. A drop of wine makes you intoxicated; Delicious portions, keep your stomach healthy. I'm waiting for your date by the river, and I've cast so many bait, fish, why don't you take the bait?

14. Hold you in my hand. Burn incense silently and pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers. When I have accumulated enough

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9 flowers, I will give them to the most beautiful you ... and then I will run away quickly: I can't believe I can't attract bees to sting you, demo!

15. You keep a low profile. Your life is simple, your thoughts are simple, and you are a rare honest man. Fortunately, I don't fall in love early after listening to my mother's words. Otherwise, I … I fall in love with you who is so dull. What a thing!

16. I couldn't help thinking of you when I overheard the song "Mice Love Rice". Your tender skin is boneless, and your fragile little body really makes me nervous: damn Mi Chong! Don't harm my rice!

17. What's the matter? Dial your mobile phone, and the voice prompts: You dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before the dialed number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: The owner has been slaughtered.

18. If you have a fever in one ear, it's because I miss you. If you have a fever in both ears, it's because everyone is missing you; If your whole head has a fever, it's because you have a cold. Take your medicine quickly!

19. This short message has a strong language. It is full of feelings, long thoughts, and quietly captivates millions of fans. It is worthy of being a model of short messages. You should be moved immediately after receiving it, or you will turn your face!

2. You are white, sweet and in good shape. Your appearance makes me unable to control my desire. I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then. Put it in your mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee!