Funny circle of friends about friendship

A funny circle of friends about friendship

A funny circle of friends about friendship. There are only a few friends you can really make deep friends in your life. It is not easy to manage a relationship. There are many People will show off their friends in Moments. Time spent with friends is always happy. Next, I will share a funny Moments about friendship. Funny Moments About Friendship 1

1. Who holds my hand and restrains my madness for half my life; who kisses my eyes and covers my wandering for half my life.

2. People who say money is a sin are all trying to make money; people who say beauty is a disaster are all people who want it; people who say it’s too cold to reach high places are all trying to climb; people who say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body don’t give up; people who say heaven is the best It’s wonderful, don’t go!

3. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised me for having an idol-like left nostril.

4. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said that he has grown so much after not seeing him for so long.

5. Get up early and come back late, but you are still a moonlight clan; you are exhausted and work hard, but you are still not good; you sigh to the sky and the earth, but you still have no money. Relatives look down on you, friends should stay away, and lovers should all be abandoned. Asking the heavens and the earth why, it is better to save money quickly. May your wallet be bulging!

6. My girlfriend works as a clerk in a company. One day when she went home to cook, she needed to beat another egg. She gave me the egg and said: Go ahead and beat this egg again. Print me a copy.

7. A deaf man went to see a friend. His friend’s dog kept barking, but he couldn’t hear it. After entering the house, he said to his friend: Your dog didn’t sleep last night. The friend asked: How do you know? Deaf man: When it saw me, it kept yawning.

8. I told the baby the story of Kong Rong giving the pear, and then I asked him, "Baby, do you think Kong Rong is a good kid?" The baby curled his lips and said, "A What's wrong with silly kids? 'I'...'

9. A friend of the painter came to see him. The painter said, I plan to paint the walls of this room and then draw some pictures on the walls. My friend said, you'd better draw on the wall first, and then paint the wall!

10. Xiaoxin's mother wanted to wean Xiaoxin, so she said to Xiaoxin: "Baby, you have grown up. "You have become a little man. If you continue to drink milk, other children will laugh at you." Xiao Xin said: "Then why does dad still drink mom's milk? Isn't dad afraid of people laughing?"

11. Suddenly I saw my old friend walking in front of me, so I took a few steps forward to hold his hand. The man turned around in surprise and said with a smile that I am not your friend, so he quickly let go. Hearing this, I was embarrassed and said to him: You are my friend Big Macaque. I have forgotten your old friend when I have money. I am ashamed to be friends with you. The man scratched his head after hearing this, but I ran away as soon as I finished speaking!

12. Even if God doesn’t give me a big responsibility, it will still tax my mind and my muscles.

13. I can’t bear to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday and thought I’d better continue eating porridge.

14. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

15. Listen to your words and let the saints study.

16. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

17. I received a text message on my mobile phone. There was a monkey in the zoo that was so ugly that everyone vomited. One day I went there and I vomited. One day you went there and the monkey vomited.

18. Although I cannot be a descendant of a wealthy person, I must be an ancestor of a wealthy person.

19. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

20. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes! Funny Moments about Friendship 2

1. I can fall in love ten times, but I can’t lose you once. My good friend.

2. I often hurt you because I believe in our relationship.

3. I am really afraid that what I gave you was my heart and what you gave me back was a knife. Be it friendship or love.

4. When we were young, we regarded our toys as good friends. When we grow up, our good friends regard us as toys.

5. Whether it is friendship or love, come and I will embrace you warmly. You go, I let go calmly.

6. There is a good friend who is not around you and does not go to the same school, but you firmly believe that your friendship is like gold.

7. Gradually, we moved from love to strangers, and from strangers to friendship.

8. If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t believe that a good friend is more devoted than a lover.

9. People who are afraid of you in front of you will definitely hate you behind your back. Only by being a good friend can you get a good friend.

10. A truly good friend does not mean that you have endless topics to talk about when you are together, but that you don’t feel embarrassed even if you don’t talk.

11. In fact, jealousy also exists in the world of friendship, and the taste is no less than love.

12. It only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your cold words.

13. What kind of brothers are you not talking about every day? Brothers are the ones who will help you at all costs when you are in trouble.

14. Family affection is a kind of depth, friendship is a kind of breadth, and love is a kind of purity.

15. Real good friends are like hands and eyes. When the hands are injured, the eyes will shed tears; when the eyes shed tears, the hands will wipe away the tears.

16. Eating, drinking, and playing together are called good friends. No food, no drink, but still playing, this is the real best friend.

17. Who among you, I really envy you, you have pure friendship, perfect love, and touching family affection.

18. Brothers don’t last forever, so who wants to be a brother with you?

19. Don’t care too much about a person, because you will be disappointed in him because of something.

20. When you encounter difficulties at work, good friends can’t help you much. Their caring eyes will also help you reduce a lot of stress.

21. After we broke up, I told him I love you. He was silent, I said, it was friendship.

22. They are good friends and you are a best friend. Even if the world collapses, my embrace will not be overturned.

23. We fight together, and fight for our lives together. Funny Moments About Friendship 3

1. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another girl’s bangs: Look at this mess, like a dog’s paws.

2. If you live, you will die sooner or later; if you die, you will live forever.

3. The reason why you cannot tolerate sand is because the sieve you use to select flour is too fine... The reason why I can tolerate you is because I use a net to catch big fish. Let the little fish slip away...

4. Your serious appearance cannot hide your boring heart!

5. You are a very kind person, especially when you feel sorry for others...

6. You, you, you, you, if you force me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

7. You don’t even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

8. You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe.

9. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

10. I can’t find you on Baidu, so I have to go to Sogou!

11. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.

12. If you don’t believe it, I’ll slap you on the wall and you won’t be able to pick it off!

13. I remember the time when a buddy in our dormitory snatched other people's buns to eat. While eating, he said: This stuff is only good for stuffing the buttocks.

14. Someone in the dormitory drank someone else's boiling water. It was so hot that he jumped up and screamed: "It's so hot that even a pig can't stand it."

15. It is said that one can make a wish after seeing a shooting star. It works, I wait for it every day, and I finally wait for it that day. I make a wish before it falls, hoping that you will become more beautiful. When I open my eyes, a miracle happens... the stars fly back along the original path!

16. You were dragging a pig shopping, looking very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "The quality of a person depends on who he is with." "Before you finished speaking, you saw that pig abandoning you with disdain!

17. Do you know? When I read the text message you sent me, I suddenly understood how much emotion you used on me! The memory is so unforgettable! You can't forget me! I finally decided: shut down the phone and make you angry to death!

18. You must abstain from courtesy first, so that I can be safe.

19. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

20. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

21. A friend is the umbrella in the rainy day, a friend is the gust of wind in the clear sky, a friend is the bitter medicine when you have a cold, a friend is two pieces of meat connected together, when one hurts , the other piece will also hurt.