The villain's words, sarcastic words _ classic sentences

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Second, today's young people really don't understand the so-called, give him cow dung and he still wipes it on his face.

Third, be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!

Fourth, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood, and give you some color and you will open a dyehouse.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

6. Irony: You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

Seven, you are the Monkey King's brother, Sha Wujing's brother.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Nine, the so-called education now, no matter which country in the world, is actually just a way to make many machines that adapt to the environment.

Tenth, you need to go back to the furnace to rebuild.

After I leave, don't wish me happiness. What qualifications do you have to wish me happiness?

12. Irony 1. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

Thirteen, either endure or be cruel.

Fourteen, the scholar pretended to be a confidant, and the woman's plastic surgery was self-pleasing.

I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't say so much about what you like to hear.

Sixteen, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother. 2. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

Eighteen, I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

19, you are amazing and creative!

Twenty, others can't see your hypocrisy, so you are not hypocritical. Rule of Success: When someone says that you are inferior to him everywhere, you must be more successful than him in some ways. Organizational rules: every organization will have someone who knows the details of the organization clearly, and this person should be expelled from the law of construction and destruction: it takes a thousand words to make a friend; It only takes a few words to break up with friends.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Twenty-two, ironic words 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It's really nothing, but every morning they hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

23. personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

Twenty-four, it's really nothing, but when the wolf hugs the wolf and eats with his colleagues, he sends a message to the fox, telling the other party that I miss you and I want to hug you;

There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I throw up at the sight. He vomits at the sight. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits.

26. Without you, how can I set off the beauty of lm?

Twenty-seven, you look very sci-fi and abstract!

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Twenty-nine, white inside and red, different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

A sarcastic sentence, remark

1, you are breathtaking and creative!

You look like flying sand and stones.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to run out and scare people.

4. Without you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?

5. You look so fucking postmodern.

6. There is an orangutan in the zoo, which is extremely ugly. I throw up at the sight. He vomits at the sight. When you look at it, the orangutan vomits.

7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

8. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

9. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

10, MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

1 1, nothing, nothing to eat.

12, international face is universal.

13, can the operation be resumed?

14, you look like the scene of an accident.

15, your appearance is inaccurate and the proportion is not good.

16, you look fresh!

17, why cover your face with your ass!

18, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

19, need to be rebuilt.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

2 1, damn it, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

23. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

24. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

25, you grow slowly, you grow too much memory.

26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

28. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

29. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you will be easily hit.

30. Your appearance broke through human imagination. ...

3 1, you look very fauvism!

32, you haven't fully evolved, it's really hard for you to be like a person.

33. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

34. He looks innocent, sorry for the people and the party.

35. You look illegal!

36, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a rogue later!

37, white inside and red, different; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

38. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? -Ironic sentences

A sarcastic remark. A sentence that satirizes the classics.

1. It is better to fight with a smart person than to talk to someone.

Don't tell me when you break up: in fact, you are fine. So you still dumped me?

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

4. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

Come on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

7. Waste air when you are alive, and land when you are dead.

8. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it.

9. You are innocent and you are sorry for the people.

10, your appearance has broken through human imagination.

1 1. The stinking garbage man spits out the source of nouns.

12, it's shameless to pretend to be a respectable gentleman like an animal!

13, mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.

14, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

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16, I lived like a fool, but I didn't know there were idiots laughing at me.

17, Uncle, please help me sign my name in the spouse column!

18, failure is terrible, but the success of friends is even more worrying.

19, you are disgusting. How dare you go out?

20, you pervert, don't forget to look back at your mother when you are born!

2 1. Why does the moon look at you and laugh at you as SB?

22. After listening to you, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

23, the way a man dies: watch a beautiful woman die, hold it in your hand and die beautifully.

24, boss, come to two pounds of happiness and take it home to feed the dog!

25. Your appearance is refreshing.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

27, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

28. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

29. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

3 1, you are smart enough to know that you are human.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

35. The disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

36. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

37. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

39. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

40. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

4 1, some people don't know whether your quality is low or that of your parents.

42. What kind of animal are you?

43. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

44. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

45. You look illegal!

46. I can't find you in Baidu, so I must go to sogou!

47. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

48. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

50. If the teacher loves you, you should love yourself and don't be shameless.

5 1, you were kissed by a pig when you were a child!

52. Who said you weren't sick? Call his mother to see me!

53, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.

54. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?

55. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

56. Your appearance is out of proportion.

57. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

58. Kindergarten-level high school students are all frog heads with congenital diseases.

59. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

60. You look very fauvism!

6 1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

62. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

63. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

64. I looked at him sadly and said, Can you recover from the operation?

65. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

66, the east is not bright, the west is bright, forcing you to look like you.

67. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

68. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

69. The international face is universal.

70. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

7 1, the fallen petal intentionally follows the flowing water, and the flowing water loves the fallen petal mercilessly.

72. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

74. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I was a gangster!

75. When God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door.

76. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think.

77. I heard that you are very rich and recognize Erlang as your master.

78. Your parents should spend ten minutes walking!

79. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.

80. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

8 1, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.

82, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light?

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

84. You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough.

85. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

86. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

87. You didn't get 180, but your brother got 249.

88. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

89. I have met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!

90, I don't XX you don't know I'm your father.

9 1, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

92. You are so fucking postmodern.

93. I finally understand in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

94. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

95. You are a eunuch who doesn't understand the emperor's tiredness.

96. The evil that damages the reputation of our compatriots in Asia is the offspring of our ancestors who are humiliated.

97. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

98. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer of septic tank blockage.

99. Why cover your face with your ass?

100, you haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

10 1, you are a natural inspiration!

102. If you don't know what SB is, look in the mirror.

103, in order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars.

104, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

105, some people are like this. They think the world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

106, no artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

107, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

108, if being handsome is a gift from God, then God doesn't seem to look at you.

109, if you are cool and handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually.

1 10, I have never understood a question. Why do people think you are a man?

1 1 1. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

1 12, the Grenade will explode when it sees you.

1 13, spitting is more deadly than SARS.

1 14. Were you thrown three times at birth and only caught twice?

1 15. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

1 16, the world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

1 17. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet. What are the classic sentences of satirical villains _ 66 sentences of satirical villains?

1 I'm shameless, and I value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

2 What apology? False comfort! Stay away from me.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum. .

I have seen thick-skinned, but I have never seen anyone as thick as you. .

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6 a gentleman goes to a villain, and a villain goes to life like grass.

7 When the river dries up and the backer falls, your character is a little worse.

Gentleman and righteousness, villain and benefit. Prosperity is benevolence, while waste is benefit. A gentleman has virtue, and a villain has virtue. Suntech Shu En, Li Shang made enemies. A gentleman is a blessing, a villain is a bully. Be a Wisdom Fofo Agbo, be a threat. A gentleman likes good, but a villain likes evil. Love and hate, love and return. A gentleman has a good reputation, but a villain is easy to destroy. It destroys people's anger and makes them happy. A gentleman is proud, a villain is evil. Thinking about Ji, thinking about bad is strange. A gentleman likes peace, but a villain likes seeking. I am happy and happy, and I am anxious and worried. A gentleman makes a living, a villain makes money.

It's my fault for making you laugh.

10 promises no matter how good it is, as long as it can't be done, it's bullshit!

1 1 There are many kinds of villains. Street villains are different from despicable villains. There are good villains and bad villains. Street villains are good people. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

12 You need to go back to the furnace for reconstruction.

13 the villain has no knots, and he abandons his roots and pursues it to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

14 You look very sci-fi and abstract!

15 I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets, tasting delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

16 Yang advances to be a gentleman, while Yin fades to be a villain.

17 casting mirror must be bronze, so it is easy to grind and wipe. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

An upright man is open and poised, 18, little people are always in the same boat.

19 How far is it forever? Get out, boy!

If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

2 1 I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and silly!

Crazed by the east wind

Don't drag 2.58 million in front of me, put on airs and pretend to be forced!

His face is thicker than the toilet in the public toilet.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

An upright man is open and poised villains are always sad. Confucius' sarcastic remarks about villains come from The Analects.

27 villain only meets, cold and summer can not be expected.

A man of virtue helps others to achieve their moral perfection but not their evil conduct. The villain is the opposite.

Cow dung is cow dung, even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

Do you know which part of your body is invulnerable That's your face!

3 1 You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on the water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.

Some people like to shoot themselves in the foot.

33 everyone is a gentleman, and people are not villains; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite must be disloyal to the monarch and unfilial to his relatives; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

I've seen Xifeng, and I'm calm. It's just you that make me hate coming to earth.

I'm not a fortune teller, so I can't say so many things you like to hear as a fortune teller!

36 oversized shameless loudspeakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

You are really a rocking tree. What are you talking about?

I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

40 is white and red, not the same; Sentimental and proud as a peacock.

4 1 A word from a gentleman is a promise that cannot be recalled. Don't say it; It also allows people, this device. It's easy for the villain to say something difficult. Although it doesn't matter, it is also said; It also makes people want to be prepared.

The villain's plan is personal, which means something else.

Don't say wish me happiness after you leave. Who are you to wish me happiness?

Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no point in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

Young people nowadays really don't know what it means. They gave him cow dung, and he put it on his face.

Please also respect yourself. It's good.

Many times it's not that others care too much about you, but that you value yourself too much.

50 little people were trapped in an instant, and their blood boiled in later life. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

5 1 Don't compare in the week of gentlemen, and don't compare in the week of villains.

Don't always think that you are the sun, others will revolve around you.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

A stinking garbage man spits out the source of nouns.

Hello: Would you please not insult my IQ with your childish ideas?

what can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

58 only recognize clothes but not people! Satire at those villains who judge people by their appearances.

Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power.

The hippopotamus was crushed by Noah's ark and a new volcano erupted.

6 1 How can the beauty of lm be set off without you?

I won't cry for you anymore. My mascara is not cheap.

You are a villain, you have to admit it. You look like a frog with congenital Mongolian disease. Don't think you are a swan. Walking with a big ass, do you think you really have a baby?

You think you are the sun, and everyone else has to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

You are amazing and creative!

How far is 66 forever? Get out, boy! !