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Strive for Excellence, three sentences and a half

There are so many beautiful school sisters, all of whom are capable and clever. You will see after two months-Sister-in-law!

what should I do when cooking in the canteen? You can't attract the opposite sex wrong. If you find the wrong master-half a spoon!

There's a good chat in the computer room. After asking about the nationality, we'll meet, and then we'll know where the Iraqis are-next to them!

There was a queue outside the computer room, and there was a sea of people sweating profusely, so I finally stepped forward-power failure!

three people wear a pair of trousers, and the dormitory will achieve great production. When it is time to wash, let's go!

before the exam, I went to the classroom to step on the spot, and the small copy was all over the desktop, and the teacher fainted-change classes!

Everyone wears a mobile phone around his waist. When the bell rings, he hangs up immediately. When he hangs up, he will see what he is looking for-public telephone!

In the dormitory, boys keep rats and girls keep rabbits. After three days, they change jobs-cross over!

College life is really good. No one is noisy when you play every day. What if you don't have a job?-Forget it!

I went to fetch water that night. I bumped into someone and thought it was a ghost. I was surprised to ask what you were doing-kissing!

I run around in the student union every day, doing everything by myself, and walking away from home-it's quite a spring.

The hall on the second floor is so lively, and teachers get together. It's good.

Let's praise our leaders first. The SARS epidemic took turns to arrive, and the command was self-possessed, driving them away.

The school develops with a heart-to-heart, innovative in education and teaching, pioneering and striving for the first place.

safety education always says that family planning is well implemented every day, which is really flattering.

There is a new atmosphere in the New Year. It's great that the headmaster sets an example everywhere and takes the lead.

If you praise a teacher for his high knowledge, you can't fail to ask questions a thousand times, as long as you learn and really teach.

concentrate on teaching, personal gains and losses aside, nothing to see the moon, really round.

after sending away one session after another, black hair is becoming less and less white, and life is like a dream.

I received flowers on Teachers' Day, and there were gifts at Christmas. The peaches and plums are fragrant, so sweet.

The headmaster has teachers in his heart, and teachers have students in their hearts. They love the campus and have true feelings.

if I say the same question eight times, it's still wrong. My stomach is cramping. It's really hot.

weak schools can't always be weak, and work hard with one heart and one mind.

I don't work hard at ordinary times. I scratch my scalp in the senior high school entrance examination. It's so green with a small face.

before the new year, previous students sent new year cards, and the spring breeze was so sweet.

teachers who don't get tired of asking questions and teachers who can't get down, as long as you learn, really teach.

Boys and girls are crazy about Boys and Girls. The middle school entrance examination is just around the corner. It's urgent.

The vendors are blocking the door, and the students spend money without blinking an eye. It's a treasure trove of feng shui. It's really busy.

I talk about safety education every day, and I think about it all the time. Every family has one. It's really scary.

The morning meeting lasted only half an hour, and I crouched down pale and fragile, so charming.

I'm in my fifties, and I go to bed before eight o'clock. I'm really tired of reading newspapers.

after teaching for more than 3 years, it's really sour to leave this three-foot platform.

it's blue to concentrate on teaching, put aside personal gains and losses, and look at the sky with nothing to do.

the gap between schools is a fact, and there are many reasons, all of which are my fault? That's weird.

session after session, a few gray hairs are connected into pieces, and life is short, so fast.

It is understandable that students are naughty, parents are arrogant, and teachers are in a panic, tearful and really crying.

It's the same in any school. Art teachers don't talk about "beauty", but the doors are open. What a mess.

after graduation, it is the good students who can greet the teachers. I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth.

The colder it is, the bigger the naughty students open the window and stand out from the crowd, which is really "cool".

The newly built teaching building is bright. Don't be busy if you want to swallow our school. To tell the truth, it's crazy.

It's really annoying to be in a quandary if you have too many bad students to sue you, but not good students to sue you.

when the teachers' meeting reported the scores, several families were happy and others were worried, and they were made to "drink medicine". It was really bitter.

how to draw campus cartoons? I forgot Rodin's sentence, "Beauty lies in discovery", which is really stupid.

going to "complain" tonight, nine advantages and one hope, and the art of conversation is really unique.

The student can't read a foreign language, and the teacher can't read his computer book, so it's funny.

The headmaster has teachers in his heart, and the teachers have students in their hearts, who "love the whole world" and have true feelings.

the headmaster has only been away for three days, and the teacher is like a student leaving the head teacher, so cool.

who said that the new official has three fires? The headmaster has set off a lot of fires in recent years, and the flames are raging all over the sky, which is really prosperous.

The music teacher is very confused, and all the students can "sing" better than me. Self-learning without a teacher is really "ok".

the better the class, the more energetic it is, and the more annoying it is to mess up the class. It's really slow not to finish the class.

1 Celebrate the National Day and have a get-together. Boys and girls will smile, and the headmaster will attend in person-adding to the chaos!

2 At the get-together, teachers and students enjoy themselves. Who wants to mention homework here? Fuck off!

3 There are so many clothes now, and teachers are always following the fashion, wearing suspenders and cowboys-silly!

4 It's so serious in the examination room. Looking around for help, the invigilator came over and caught it!

5 it's not easy to have a holiday. I finally look forward to having a rest, but I don't know that I still have to make up lessons during the holiday-have fun!

6 You are so active in cleaning, cleaning windows and sweeping the floor. Who wants to throw things at random-hit you!

7 There is a lot of homework today. I have Chinese and English, and the math teacher came in again-fainted!

8 Now students are worthless, bold and rude. When they meet girls, they shout-love you!

in summer, there is no air conditioning in the classroom, and mosquitoes come to bite insects. If you don't install air conditioning, forget it!

When entering Nanda Garden, the elder sister stepped forward and asked her what she was doing and how to pay the money.

You went to the dormitory building and didn't probe first. You went the wrong way. You need a beating.

the school doctor is really applauding. He is not angry or annoyed. What should he do if he is not ill? Look for him.

if you continue to open an account, you have to go around. The photos are good and headless.

then cover the risks, and there is little money in the bag, so I'm afraid there will be no accidents and nonsense.

I've finished everything, and I'm sweating all over. What's the time for taking a shower?

There are many kinds of canteens, and the environment is good. The food is really cheap. Nonsense!

at eleven o'clock every night, there is no power supply in the dormitory. What should I do if I can't sleep? Turn around!

it must be very bad for the contact to come. what should I do if I have no money? Run!

When I came to the gymnasium, the facilities were really complete. How was the ball playing? Rotten!

the student union recruits new students, and everyone wants to get in. What if they can't get in? Climb relatives!

it's time to go to the drum tower. it's too far to take a bus. who should I leave the seat for? Woman!

There are many lovers in Nantah. What about those who are single? Nothing can be done!

At the opening ceremony, alumni came to give a speech. What about the school song? Hard to sing!

freshman debate, a wonderful fight. What's the debate about? Fall in love!

Soccer mixer. Sophomore is not bad. How about freshman? Handsome!

Pukou is really lively, and the clubs are recruiting new people. What's going on? Heart Association!

The campus is beautiful, and life is really tiring. What should I do if I am depressed? Consultation!

at the general meeting, let's make an appearance. How did it go? Cool!

a: "Is the girl in Peking University ugly? This question has always haunted my mind.

Let's have a big campus survey and listen to boys' feelings. "

thirty percent of the boys nodded; "Ugly!"

3% of the boys shook their heads: "You can't look!"

3% of the boys curled their lips: "What is ugly if it's not ugly!"

ten percent of the boys waved their hands: "I have to go! Girlfriends will be beaten when they hear it ~ "

B:" Although the girls in Peking University are ugly, they don't seem to worry. The school enrolls students every year, and < P > its own ugliness is behind. "

c: "Peking University, ugly women are infinite. Go a batch every year, and come every year.

I can't bear to look around the campus for fear of abusing my eyes.

But with beautiful women around, why worry about failing the exam? "

ding: "whether girls in Peking university are ugly or not, this topic needs to be studied.

under the conditions of our school, we can only work hard and struggle.

willy-nilly, get your girlfriend first.

hold hands, hand in hand, and walk together after class.

After staying for four years, whether she is ugly or not. "

A, B and C: "Master!"

1 \-Three sentences and a half on campus

It's spring again, and the hall on the second floor is so lively, and it's good for teachers to get together.