Talking about stinking beauty

In this world of looking at faces, only people with faces can praise others. The following is the introduction I brought about about smelly people, welcome to read!

A selection of stories about smelly people

1, handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

2. How can a handsome guy who goes deep into the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will stop being so handsome and be ordinary.

4. If it is a crime to be handsome, I have committed a heinous crime.

Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare you say that you are cow dung? ...

6. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

7. I am so angry with Jacky Cheung and ashamed of Andy Lau! !

8. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

9. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

10. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul.

Complete stories about smelly people

1. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but handsome.

Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

6. I am very cute at this age. I am really a sinner!

7. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

8. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was about to explode.

9. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

10. Someone said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

1 1. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

12. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

13. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.

14. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it. . .

15. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out. I am not very handsome, but the young lady next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical! There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me? I can't take it anymore. I'm too handsome at my age. I'm so tired.

16. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

17. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

18. Being a human being is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

19. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

20. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2 1. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Young man, you must study hard and never eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

23. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

24. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss. I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome. 25. Today's weather is good, and it's a good day to go out and look handsome. 26. The brother who has been imitated and never surpassed will be you, these lost cakes and sheep, the flaming mountain that you can never cross. 27. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data. 28. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it. 29, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother is just a legend. Admit it, you still love me.