Forty funny jokes about rising oil prices

Funny jokes about rising gas prices (Part 1)

1. The price of gas has risen too fast. It’s too expensive. As soon as you fill up the tank, you don’t dare to drive. No, I can’t afford to open it anymore.

2. She said that mom can also buy a scooter, which can move forward without oil.

3. You can buy a bicycle with five tanks of gas. You can buy an electric car. The soaring gas prices make it unaffordable to drive.

4. This dubbing is amazing and fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas.

5. It’s better not to meet each other. The price of gas is so expensive. It has risen to more than 8 yuan. The sentence of 92 to top up made me lose myself.

6. In the school sports meeting, the final sprint of 1,000 meters made a fat man unable to hold on. Everyone kept shouting "come on, come on" to the fat man. As a result, Fatty dropped from second place to sixth place amidst everyone's cheers. . . After it was over, everyone asked the fat man why he kept shouting "Come on, slow down". The fat man sighed: The price of gas is too expensive and he can't afford it!

7. We finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the Premier League and surpassing it. If nothing else, at least the gas price exceeds

8. The price has increased again. With a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, I don’t deserve to drive to work.

9. Every time the oil price goes down, my oil is full; every time it goes up, my oil is empty. I really love Sinopec deeply.

10. Oil prices have risen again, and drivers really have no idea, so they use this method to save fuel!

11. The fuel consumption is low. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

12. This is probably the sadness in life. I am really distressed when I have to refuel the car. It makes me feel that all this is my helplessness!

13. Although the price of oil has gone up again and again, it never stops me from speaking domineeringly. Top it up! These jumping characters always remind you to come on, come on!

14. Good news: I don’t use the car, so the increase in gas prices has nothing to do with me.

15. I can’t even drive the car like this. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a buck!

16. The price of oil is too expensive. I can’t afford to drive my car but can’t afford to fill it up. The price of oil keeps rising, which makes my heart bleed.

17. There is no pressure if you can’t make money. For example, if the price of gas goes up, I can’t afford to drive a car.

18. I would like to ask if the recent sharp rise in oil prices has something to do with foreign wars. Fortunately, I am a distinguished Emma electric car owner.

19. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

20. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices, and difficulty in making friends, staying at home is the lowest level of consumption. Funny jokes about rising gas prices (Part 2)

21. Gas prices have secretly risen again. I am reluctant to buy a piece of clothing. I will never dare to step on a tank of gas after it costs 400. , oil is so expensive!

22. Gas is too expensive. My husband ran away with someone and I was too lazy to drive after him.

23. I plan to walk instead of driving in the future, mainly because I can’t afford to drive anymore.

24. Why is the oil price rising again? My dad said that my monthly living expenses will be reduced by fifty yuan.

25. Gas prices are too expensive now and I can’t afford to drive. As a result, I got motion sickness when I took a bus and it took me two days to recover.

26. Oil prices determine travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

27. The car won’t start anyway, and the oil price will rise as you wish. If you start it again, I lose.

28. The price of oil has risen so much that I can’t afford to drive a car anymore. Let’s switch to an electric car. It’s environmentally friendly and saves money. Like me!

29. Self-driving to realize the dream of self-driving. Alas, it’s a pity that gas prices have increased, so self-driving tours are no longer possible.

30. I was impulsive when I picked up the car. Gas prices are getting higher and higher. 2,000 for gas every month is no longer enough. The parking fee is 600, the car wash is 500, and the insurance is 5,000. With a monthly salary of 3,000, I can no longer afford the car. .

31. The increase in gasoline prices, taxi prices, subway traffic restrictions, and traffic jams on the road forced me to make the most important decision in my life. . . . . . I want to learn to ride a bicycle! ! !

32. Fortunately, because of the increase in oil prices, I didn’t wander around, otherwise it would have been sealed.

33. Don’t rush to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.

34. It’s better not to meet each other. The gas price is so expensive. It has already risen to 8.55. The sentence “95 to top up” made me lose myself. Suddenly I felt that the electric one smelled so good.

35. I missed the age when I loved you, only because you didn’t cherish it.

36. Gas prices are very expensive, and so are poems and distant places. In one sentence, 95 refills make me lose myself!

37. I want to travel, backpack alone, travel alone, witness the scenery along the way, hold a camera, take pictures of the scenery along the way, and record the mood along the way. That kind of life is what I want.

38. There is no need to meet again, the price of oil has risen to 9 yuan.

39. When driving on the road, the beautiful scenery never fades. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

40. A sentence of 95 refills makes an originally poor life even worse! I can't even add oil without any effort! Collection of 40 funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

Part 1 of funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

1. It really hurts me to refuel my car, every time. Hundreds of oceans, hundreds of oceans of fuel, I feel that all this is completely unbearable for me!

2. The fuel consumption of cars has become a waste. Can't add oil.

3. When crude oil goes up, so do I. Crude oil has an impact on me! If crude oil falls, I will not. I am different from crude oil!

4. If possible, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped, desolate island, or maybe it's a famous cultural ancient city. We can use the camera to record each other's smiling faces and the scenery that belongs to us along the way. Have breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Maybe he didn't eat well, but he still wiped the grease stains from the corners of the other person's mouth. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. What matters is that you are by my side.

5. The dubbing is amazing and fits my mood when I fill up the tank. Gas is more expensive than meat. I can afford to drive the car, but I really can’t afford to fill it up with gas.

6. There is no pressure if you can’t make money. For example, if the price of gas goes up, I can’t afford to drive a car.

7. I am actually just a brick mover, and I only buy a car to make a living by moving bricks.

One day 8.3 years later, I drove my private car to refuel. The master asked: "How much does it cost?" I said: "Let's add 1,000 yuan." "How far can we drive with this amount? Let's just fill it up." "No, I still have to buy 2 kilograms of cabbage with the money left." "It's done. I'll get you an invoice later." "No invoice, thank you." The master was stunned for a long time and said, "Damn, you're so awesome. You dare to come to refuel a private car."

9. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

10. Is it because the price of oil is too expensive? There are far fewer cars on the way to work these days, which is surprisingly smooth. This is a contribution to environmental protection.

11. Add one tank of oil and you can buy a bicycle, add three tanks of oil and you can buy a battery car!

12. The price of gas is too expensive. People in my workplace are switching to electric vehicles one after another, and I want to switch too.

13. A few years later, oil prices in a certain country continued to skyrocket, reaching Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer needed to buy cars. This principle is the same as saving phone bills to give away mobile phones. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom offers the following packages: Pre-deposit 100,000 yuan for fuel and get a free domestic car; pre-deposit 200,000 for fuel and get a free mid-range car; pre-deposit 500,000 for fuel and get a free luxury car...

14. Love cars, love life, and enjoy the scenery along the way. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

15. It’s CNOOC Card Member Day again on Wednesday. Now we can only refuel on Member Day. The price of gas is too high and we can’t afford it anymore...

16. The price of gas is now too expensive and we can’t afford it. I got cars, but I got motion sick once on the bus because of the shaking, and I didn’t get over it for two days.

17. Oil is more expensive than pork. If you can afford pork, you can’t afford to drive a car.

18. Now that gas prices have risen so much, you can no longer afford to drive, so wrap up your car and keep it.

19. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or a mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

20. It’s probably because the gas price is too high. My car is hurting my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life. Part 2 of funny jokes from car owners about rising oil prices

21. It’s better not to meet each other. Oil prices are so expensive, which makes our already poor life even worse.

22. During the rare May Day holiday, go on a self-driving trip! Alas, it is a pity that the price of oil has increased. I cannot afford to buy oil and can no longer travel by car.

23. It’s too hot. But the gas price is too expensive, so I can’t bear to turn on the air conditioner.

24. On a self-driving tour, I will take you, and you will bring your money and air tube. The number of places is limited, only three people, and I cannot ride more. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

25. My friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, but I am ranting about the increase in gas prices.

26. Do you have a carpooling partner? You commute from Anqiu to Weifang Economic Zone for work every day. Gas prices are too expensive now, so find a carpooling partner.

27. I used to hear people say that I couldn’t afford a car, but now I realize: I really can afford to buy a car, but I can’t afford to drive it.

28. I started traveling by bus today for one reason: the price of gas is too expensive and it hurts to fill up.

29. Faced with a gas price of more than 6 yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.

30. I don’t have the courage to carry your world, but I seem to have even less courage to leave your world.

31. This is not China Petroleum, it is clearly China’s gold

32. Refueling the car, it really hurts, it makes me feel like bleeding, it is really terrible!

33. Oil prices are rising again, making it difficult to drive. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a buck!

34. I just went to refuel the car. Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

35. People of all ethnic groups across the country welcome the increase in oil prices and say that they have no pressure to increase the oil price and have little impact. After hearing the news that oil prices had risen again for no reason, people spontaneously took to the streets to tell each other, applauded and celebrated.

36. The rise in oil prices is still beneficial. My driving habits have improved significantly.

37. Increases in gasoline prices, taxi prices, subway traffic restrictions, and traffic jams forced me to make the most important decision in my life. . . . . . I want to learn to ride a bicycle! ! !

38. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - your most authentic self. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

39. I would like to ask if the recent sharp increase in oil prices is related to foreign wars. Fortunately, I am a distinguished owner of Emma electric car.

40. I can’t go to distant places for the time being because the gas price is too expensive. Forty funny quotes about how the gas price went up right after I bought a car

Funny quotes about how the gas price went up right after I bought a car (Part 1)

1. But it never slows down my domineering attitude Come on. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.

2. Oil prices continue to rise, and I can hardly afford to eat fried dough sticks.

3. Can’t afford to add oil.

4. I find that the increase in gasoline prices has little to do with me, because my car does not use gas, I am a bicycle. People who love bicycles will have an affair in their lives!

5. The price of gas has secretly increased again. A piece of clothing costs 300, but I am reluctant to buy it. After filling up a tank of gas with 400, I will never dare to touch it lightly. Gas is so expensive!

6. For a self-driving tour, I will take you, and you will take your money and air tube. The number of places is limited, only three people, and I cannot ride more. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

7. Everyone wanted it to fall, but when it was about to fall, she lifted it up a little.

8. I plan to walk instead of driving in the future, mainly because I can’t afford to drive anymore.

9. The gas cost has risen to 57, you don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

10. Gas prices have gone up. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride.

11. I want to travel alone, carry a simple bag on my back, embark on the journey, walk through strange cities one after another, and experience the beautiful natural scenery, gorgeous national customs, and long history and culture . Put aside the hustle and bustle of the world, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, find a tranquility, and enjoy the luxury of traveling without asking anyone, and doing whatever you want.

12. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight. Otherwise, how could my dog ??hump me? If it can’t hump me, how could I have money to refuel?

13. This dubbing perfectly suits the mood of refueling. Gas is expensive and the car cannot be driven without refueling.

14. I feel like I was the steering wheel of a Porsche in my previous life. But I feel like I can’t afford to drive it even if I buy it, because the gas price is too expensive.

15. Life is really difficult now. I can’t even refuel, which makes me feel like my pockets are really empty!

16. The price of gas is too expensive. I plan to travel green in the future without having to go to work and not go too far and waste gas.

17. Poetry and distant places are both expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without a little effort, which makes me, who is not rich, cry for a ride.

18. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find yourself - your most authentic self. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

19. Since the price of oil has risen, I don’t even dare to step on the accelerator when I go out to drive.

20. If nothing else, at least the oil price exceeded it. A funny story about how the gas price went up immediately after I bought a car (Part 2)

21. All my friends in the circle of friends are traveling in the United States, and I am shouting that the gas price has gone up again.

22. It’s probably because the price of gas is too high. My car feels sorry for my wallet. I ran it for a week without losing battery life.

23. Nowadays, the price of everything is increasing. Oil prices have increased, but wages have not. I can’t stand it anymore.

24. I started traveling by bus today for one reason: the price of gas is too expensive and it’s painful to fill up.

25. I went to fill up on gas yesterday, and the price of gas went up again. As an ordinary citizen, I sincerely hope for world peace.

26. The fuel consumption of cars is increasing. Can't add oil.

27. Do you have carpooling friends? You go to work from Anqiu to Weifang Economic Zone every day. Now the gas price is too expensive. Find a carpooling partner.

28. My husband was almost exhausted yesterday. It is really unrealistic to travel by car. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

29. The weather is good today, let’s go on a May Day self-driving trip! The panoramic sunroof is voice-activated. I'll take you with me, and you can take the money with you. After all, oil prices have gone up.

30. Suddenly the price of oil has nothing to do with me. I feel so comfortable at home.

31. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices, and difficulty in making friends, staying at home is the lowest level of consumption.

32. I haven’t seen a fuel consumption of 5.1 for a long time. It must be because the gas price is too expensive recently. My level has improved.

33. Now that gas prices have risen so much, I can’t afford to drive a car anymore, so wrap up the car and keep it.

34. The price of oil is so expensive that I can’t even afford a Volvo.

35. I would like to ask if the recent sharp increase in oil prices is related to foreign wars. Fortunately, I am a distinguished owner of Emma electric car.

36. I want to travel by car alone. I don’t need to bring a camera or mobile phone, but I must carry a few books on my back. I can enjoy leisurely tasting in the sea of ??flowers and grass, and wander in my leisure time. Sea of ??books. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

37. The price of oil is too expensive. I can’t afford to drive the car but can’t afford to fill it up. The price of oil keeps rising, which makes my heart bleed.

38. A few years later, oil prices in a certain country continued to skyrocket, reaching Mount Everest. People in a certain country no longer needed to buy cars. This principle is the same as saving phone bills to give away mobile phones. PetroChina = China Mobile, Sinopec = China Unicom offers the following packages: Pre-deposit 100,000 yuan for fuel and get a free domestic car; pre-deposit 200,000 for fuel and get a free mid-range car; pre-deposit 500,000 for fuel and get a free luxury car...

39. Add one tank of oil and you can buy a bicycle. Add three tanks of oil and you can buy a battery car!

40. When you encounter a treasure cave, the mantra to open the door is just one sentence. You blurted out and the door opened. What is that spell? It’s the price of gasoline that’s gone up! Forty excerpts on how oil prices have risen sharply and traffic jams have occurred on highways

Excerpts 1 of how oil prices have risen sharply and traffic jams have continued on highways

1. It really hurts me to refuel the car, it makes me feel It was like bleeding, it was really terrible!

2. Oil prices are going to rise again, almost 3 cents. It’s also too expensive. I can’t afford to drive a car. I really want to drive a battery car to work, but it’s too far for a battery car.

3. Gas prices are too expensive now and I can’t afford to drive a car. As a result, I got motion sickness when I took a bus and it took me two days to recover.

4. The current gas price is so expensive that I almost can’t afford to drive.

5. The fuel consumption of cars has become a waste. Can't add oil.

6. I never thought that one day I would have to buy an electric daddy. The price of gas is really too expensive.

7. The rise in oil prices has made fuel consumption so high that families who are not already wealthy have become even worse.

8. But never delay my domineering sentences. Top it up! After saying that, I instantly regretted it.

9. The school held a sports meeting. During the final sprint of one thousand meters, a fat man could no longer hold on. Everyone kept shouting for the fat man, come on, come on. As a result, amidst everyone’s cheers, the fat man stopped. Second fell to sixth place. . . After it was over, everyone asked the fat man why the more he yelled, "Come on, the slower you got." The fat man lamented: The price of gas is too expensive, I can't afford to refuel!

10. Don’t rush to leave in spring. Oil prices are too high and you can’t afford to turn on the air conditioner.

11. I have always felt that people should travel. When I was young, while I had the temper to be cool and the capital to show off my personality, I left the city that I saw with my eyes open and closed, escaped from the hustle and bustle around me, and found a place to live. Let the quiet and clean place in your heart become as transparent as crystal, and then take some photos that are so beautiful that you want to cry, and leave them to your old self.

12. Come on, come on, come on a road trip with me! Alas, it’s a pity that gas prices have increased, so self-driving tours are no longer possible.

13. The steering wheel is extremely hot today. Faced with a gas price of more than 6 yuan, the air conditioning button in the car is still a dream that I dare not ask for.

14. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want to have more dogs.

15. It used to cost about 360 to fill a tank of oil, but now it costs 418 to fill it up, and I can hardly afford to fill it up.

16. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

It’s 17.55, and with a sentence of 95 to top up, I lost myself, and suddenly I felt that the electric one smelled so good.

18. Although the price of oil has gone up again and again, it never slows down my domineering words. Top it up! These jumping characters always remind you to come on, come on!

19. If it’s long, it’s long. Gas prices are too expensive and you can’t afford to pay more, so ride a small electric donkey instead.

20. If you can buy a bicycle and add five tanks of gas, you can buy an electric car. The soaring gas prices make it unaffordable to drive. Part 2 of why the oil price has soared and there are traffic jams on highways

21. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and oil price determines travel. Start studying the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home today.

22. It’s better not to meet each other. The gas price is so expensive. It has already risen to 8.40. A sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride? .

23. When it’s time to refuel the car, I feel so distressed when I see the money being handed out. It makes me feel very sad!

24. Filling up one tank of oil can buy a bicycle, filling up four tanks of oil can buy an electric car.

25. The price of gas is too high and my family can’t afford to drive. Let’s ride a three-wheeler to work from now on.

26. A backpack, a few books, all your favorite songs, driving a car, and a free and unrestrained heart to travel. Unfortunately, gas prices increased and the car ran out of gas.

27. Before I could make any money, the price of gas had secretly increased again. Even though the gas was very expensive, I still mustered up the courage to say 92 to top it up.

28. The car won’t start anyway. The price of oil will rise as you wish. If you start the car again, I will lose.

29. The price of gas is too expensive, and poetry and you in the distance are also very expensive. I can’t even fill up the gas without trying hard, which makes me, who is not rich, cry while driving.

30. We finally achieved the ambitious goal of catching up with the Premier League and surpassing it. If nothing else, at least the oil price exceeds

31. The worst thing in the world is to buy a car with high fuel consumption. Can't add oil.

32. When driving on the road, the beautiful scenery never fades. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

33. My mother said that gas prices were too expensive and I couldn’t afford to drive a car. She said that my mother could also buy a scooter and move forward without using gas.

34. Watching the price rise from 5 yuan to 9 yuan, and I haven’t bought a car yet, is it still necessary to buy a car?

35. I plan to walk instead of driving in the future, mainly because I can’t afford to drive anymore.

36. The car is out of gas, who can give me some gas?”

37. When did the price of gas exceed eight yuan? It is too expensive and I can’t afford to drive the car. , getting ready to ride to work.

38. I went to refuel yesterday, and the price of gas went up again. As an ordinary citizen, I really hope for world peace.

39. Again, the price of gas is expensive. , temperament must not be lost!

40. How else can my dog ??come to me?