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Talk to drinkers.

1, sorry, I can't drink, I can only dream.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

5, wine turned into sorrow, turned into acacia tears.

I didn't think I could be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

7, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

8. I am drunk, but I am sober. I think you are alienating me. I told you. I won't give up, let alone let go.

9, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

10, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.

1 1, drinking is drinking. I'm simple. Don't make me think too much.

12, I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.

13, planning to get drunk on the map. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

14, love is like two people drinking at the same table, I drink, you are free, that's all.

15, someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.